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No. 392162
>lazy bitches couldn’t be bothered to make a new one edition >cristoph waltz posting Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
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>>>/g/369161(don't use images/gifs like this or spoiler them) No. 392195
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I would never mentally ill post again if I had access to a scrote who looked like him. I don’t care about his moon man chin. Sigh
No. 392197
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>>392195i’m about to bussss, i’m gonna buss
No. 392207
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i posted one of my other ones in the wrong thread, thinking it was a remake of this one, oops.
>>392195you are so real for this. he's so cute
No. 392208
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>>392207pretty uncomfortable scene but dim was cute to me all the while. sorry.
i also hate the coquettish way alex is sitting here. he's such a slut and i'm glad he had a terrible time through a lot of the movie, i wish we saw more of the other droogs being abused though kek
No. 392251
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I’m obsessed with him, it’s becoming a problem. I’ve got hundreds of pictures of him saved on my phone. I hate him. I’ll buy his stupid wine and see Megalopolis though.
No. 392253
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>charming and fearless edwardian era irish explorer
Cillian Murphy wishes he had even a fraction of this guy's swagger
No. 392272
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He had swag
No. 392273
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love this shot
No. 392275
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No. 392372
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>>392350Although I consider him attractive and charming, I can understand why they could think he was ugly. I also think he is more visually appealing than some of the other men who have been posted in these threads.
No. 392402
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>>392210yeah there is a notable rape scene in the film, though at the very least it's not meant to be sexy.
i'm retarded about this movie for the wrong reasons. i think the droogs are uglycute.
No. 392409
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Ulillillia, somehow his mannerisms and way of speaking are just adorable to me.
No. 392425
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I had the weirdest crush on Rik Mayall when I was little. Even though Drop Dead Fred was THE WORST I wished he was my imaginary friend
No. 392432
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>>392425when he's not styled or acting like a loon (but let's face it that's why he was so great) he honestly was kinda hot
No. 392437
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>>392425same. in every role he has some kind of hurricane energy that instantly sucks you in. i mentioned this to my friend and she was completely horrified and said he looks like boris johnson kek.
No. 392500
>>392414Probably not lol
>>392422There's a channel on youtube called Ullillillia archive that seems to have relatively recent uploads from him, from their comments they seem to be in contact with him somehow
No. 392999
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I love these hideous incest moids.
No. 393061
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am I valid
No. 393247
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Someone called this cutie ugly in ugly male psyop thread (lol) but I disagree. He was pretty in "mysterious skin" albeit in the nerdy glasses. Totally my type - soft dirty blond hair, puppy blue eyes, full lips, good jaw lineunderage it's a joke. But op who posted him was right, and he already looked like absolute shit in "melancholy" so I stopped carrying. The current look is so vile that my brain refused to process the image. Male aging is a tragedy.
No. 393250
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>>393247>No he gained weight to be in the 'Funny Games' Haneke remake and claimed it was hard because he was so naturally skinny. Not that hard apparently seeing as he forgot to stopMen should be shamed so much for their inability to keep good looks it's unbelievable
No. 393262
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Roger Waters anon from the last thread has converted me…he's so cute! I love his long face lol
No. 393263
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Love me some tall skinny boys.
No. 393642
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it's me again with another glass of wine
No. 393653
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I want a foot faced bri'ish moid
No. 393671
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>>393262>>393263Roger waters anon here scrolling through and didn’t expect to see him! I’m so glad you love him, he’s so astonishingly pretty and unique looking. He’s very beautiful to me and he has the perfect body, everything is perfect! Anyway here are a few pics of him I’m sure you’d appreciate my
nonny dear. His hands are huge and so soft looking! And he has the most stunning side profile I’ve ever seen
No. 393745
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>>393671Saved! I absolutely get it. Ever since I saw him on the last thread I can't stop looking at him. Need that medieval peasant boy!
No. 393843
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>>393653>I want a foot faced bri'ish moidI feel you
No. 393850
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>>393325>blonde dude looks like human shrekThat's a bit extreme but I lol'd
No. 393865
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Never thought I'd see Roger in one of these threads. Knowing I'm not alone in my obsession with him makes me feel almost jealous kek
He's the only moid I would legitimately call beautiful.
No. 393866
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>>393865He's just really slutty like all the time
No. 393867
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>>393866And lest we forget, his cock is huge. Sorry for spamming lmao
No. 393925
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>>393867Arghhhhhh he’s too perfect….. I need to sperg about him, do any of you guys have discord so we can make a containment server or something?
No. 394014
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>>393925>>393974Yeah, I'd be up for that for sure
No. 394019
>>393855>he was purer and a much more decent human than all the other scrotes in the bandI believe it. He reminds me of Jello from DK in terms of being unusually intelligent and decent for a musician
and also very cute when young, yeah. I'm new to the sex pistols music and was so surprised to find out that Sid Vicious wasn't even a lead singer. It was Johnny Rotten who filled the songs with such earnest rage and contempt and raw energy. And he also wrote the lyrics. Wft Vicious was even doing in tha band and why is he hyped?
>even his wifeI wonder, tho, why they never had kids. Was one child from previous marriage enough for her and she just wanted a toyboy to fool around?
No. 394041
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>>393974>>394014Add me
saferthanmilk and I’ll add you to the server
No. 394137
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I think I have a thing for deranged psychopathic men and also his storyline was the best. But sadly he probably smells like ass.
No. 394176
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hes such a cutie and theres a man at my job that kinda reminds me of him. I confess that I am attracted to good looking older men
No. 394202
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i love him in a tux
No. 394215
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>>394202He's the poster boy of these threads at this point and I don't get why, isn't he conventional enough?
Picrel is mine, killing myself as I'm typing this.
No. 394403
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Can someone explain to me why despite the fact that I find 99% of males ugly and older men especially repulsive, the person who I find the most attractive in the world is a 50 year old moid who looks like this
No. 394436
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I’m suffering
No. 394440
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I’m sorry but I think I would
No. 394444
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>>394441Glad I found someone who understands…
No. 394448
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>>394444Also while we’re on the topic of funny creative Gen X goth dudes I used to have such a crush on Doc Hammer
No. 394541
>>394436KEK.. i hate that i loved him to the extent i did.. But i'm just a germanfucker
>>392409Yess he's adorable
No. 394603
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I'm heavily disappointed in the Las Vegas Oneyplays meetup. You have a panel set up and you don't even bother doing your fucking hair and looking like a cancer patient with how tight that beanie is gripping all your hair strands? We had Chrisfags but we should all go our own way with how chubby he's gotten too. Shame.
No. 394608
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Not even gonna try and justify this one
No. 394618
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>>394403kek agreed,
nonny. he's aged remarkably well for a gen x moid from that scene.
No. 394769
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Poor baby needs a lobotomy
No. 394787
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Can't believe this old dickhead is really making me learn about Formula 1. About to watch a Netflix show about it just for peeks of him
No. 394872
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I'm kind of into fat Damon
No. 395049
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>>394448Was just going to post him… Tasteful nona. He's like a real-life comic book character.
No. 395182
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>>394872Damon was a cutie but I always liked Graham more. He’s now old too and the years of being an alcoholic really shows. But I remain positive, we still have the music and the old photos of them to look at. Living in the past, you know. After all we all gonna get old and die. I fucking hate it but what is there to do. You can’t stop the time.
No. 395390
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This has been since 2015 at least. The dam finally broke two weeks ago and I told my best friend. I'm equal parts mortified and relieved I won't take it to my grave.
No. 395416
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he’s such a cutie
No. 395417
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>>395416samefag, femboy ahhhhh face and all
No. 395430
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>>395390Nonnie I've felt the same way for almost as long. Unfortunately he's looking very walled these days (pic unrel).
No. 395543
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Joshua Burge, specifically in Ape. His terrible stilted acting and bug face do something to me.
No. 395589
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nah he's hot as fuck but the conventional thread doesn't deserve him. this is a treat for my girlies here
No. 395627
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>>395430Honestly still would. 76 and Starfield's reception really kicked his ass though no arguing that. At least the show's reception has him glowing again.
No. 395800
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If he'd fix his hairline and nixed the beard, he'd still be attractive. His voice is still cute too.
No. 395824
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>>395800They were both really cute
No. 395882
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I can fix him
No. 395889
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when i look at his prey-like eyes i’m possessed with the ancient spirit of my carnivorous ancestors, i feel muscle memory of my jaw clamping down on his neck vertebrae and snapping them. the characters he plays remind me a bit of crane flies, harmless, annoying, freaks of nature, skinny, make you want to flatten them with a slipper (but you feel a bit bad about it), neurotic, get into everyone's business, etc. his features are literally perfect in the sense that they're so suited for being arranged in an expression of shock, panic or distress, his face is extremely emotive, especially the bug like wet eyes. his shrill voice would sound soooo nice crying or screaming or anything in between, i need to rip his limbs off. pls don’t ban me for a-logging, i just need him so bad.
No. 395898
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>>395800Him and Pedro Winter for me
No. 395927
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David Cronenberg… There's something so fittingly insectoid about him. He has such strange eyes and knowing that his mind works the way it does just does something to me, nonas. He was so sexy in Nightbreed… Where are all the creepy-crawly reptilian buglike husbandos in real life? Maybe don't answer that.
No. 396231
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>>395076Isaac only wants one thing and it's disgusting,
attention No. 396247
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No. 396297
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No. 396320
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I have always loved his weird teeth
No. 396358
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I need to hold him like this.
No. 396378
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im in lovee
No. 396381
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>>394514>Sid was there to be cute and dumbI love me some cute and dumb punk boi, tbh. It's good he OD'd and stayed pretty forever, like moids should, and didn’t mutated into a ol' bri'ish fat pig. Nancy was so lucky to fuck him.
No. 396383
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>>396378He was sooo gorgeous in the Godfather, too bad he aged like shit (Italian moids always do for some reason)
No. 396425
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>>396383He was so cute as Michael!
No. 396453
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Willard.
No. 396489
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he was so cute when he was young, rip
No. 396518
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>>396381Need me some unhinged self-destructive cutie so I could mess him up even more
>>396383>He was sooo gorgeous in the GodfatherNah. He looked kinda fat in it, maybe because of lightning/colouring. I think peak Al Pacino was in 'the panic in needle park' and 'scarecrow'
and in 'serpico' if it wasn't for the disgusting beard he had most of the movie No. 396561
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He was so hot in Intruder. I need him NOW.
No. 396566
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>>396558Same nonna, first time I was genuinely shocked and saddened by the death of someone famous
No. 396567
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he has such a striking face my god
>>396362kekk i'm so glad someone else noticed his music taste is actually horrible
No. 396647
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No. 396670
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>>396566I feel you. I didn't even recognize him here. Pretty…
No. 396849
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>>394436I wish Till wasn’t such a dead inside sexual deviant and psychopath. What else can you expect from Aries men I guess.
For me, it’s Schneider. Even though he looks like shit these days. He was such a cutie in his prime and seems like a nice guy.
No. 396850
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His tiny lips always kinda make me laugh though. He’s the ‘kith me’ meme.
No. 396851
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Kyoooot.
No. 396917
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he's annoying and cringe but i like his face/body
No. 397085
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Nonnies are absolutely decimating them on /ot/ but I think they’re both cute…
No. 397156
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I wanna fuck Pchal. And WHAT
No. 397263
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someone in the eurovision thread mentioned the ugly guy psyop thread when he was posted and you may be right BUT I THINK HE IS CUTE EVEN IF HE IS KINDA UGLY AND HAS A GROSS MOUSTACHE
No. 397271
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>>397263joostsisters unite… he is a cutie and has a kind smile
No. 397277
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>>394440reminds me of mine which is steven peavis from the brett domino trio, the one in the back. kek
No. 397279
>>397273>incident with a female member of the production teamthat incident being that he was being filmed without his permission and got pissed about it and gestured at her. he never got physical(at least according to official sources) and no matter what, I believe that it was overblown
>>397274>female photographer whose camera he broke first time I hear about this. Source?
also I just said I find him cute. Nowhere I mentioned his personality. I haven't looked into him much and he kinda gives me douche-y rapper vibes but I don't think he is THAT bad unless a nonna has more info on him
No. 397299
>>397282>>397282>swedes say he broke her camera and was aggressive>dutch say he was just angry at her and didn't get physicalnot that i don't believe the moid couldn't have been violent, but considering the shitshow that was this years competition and lots of conflicting information, idk what to believe. yes, they say that there were witnesses and shit, but still israel press/delegation has been harassing people left and right also breaking rules and EBU spoke nothing of it until the irish gendie came out and made it known. tinfoiling here, but using him as a scapegoat after he questioned Eden and blew the event out of proportion to kick him out
ofc if he was violent, fuck him. but also fuck the EBU
No. 397301
>>397299Considering how up in the arms the fans are over his disqualification, as well as the Dutch being mad that the whole country was basically punished over an unknown incident, and seeing as how the only thing we know for sure is that it involved an altercation that started after Joost got mad at being filmed backstage, I'm guessing that the "gesture" was something like covering the camera with his hand or something similarly minor. They know releasing the footage would paint the EBU in a bad light. If he'd actually done something bad they would have said they had definitive proof of him being a shithead just to stop getting spammed with literal thousands of comments calling for Joost to receive justice.
I think he's ugly and that his song is annoying but I think it's really unfair that they dq'ed him and implied he sexually assaulted or hit a woman just for it to get softened to the extremely vague statement that he "made a threatening gesture."
No. 397310
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Anyway, my Eurovision crush this year is Baby Lasagna. He's hit in the face but there's something about his energy that's really attractive.
All of the men were a little uggo this year ngl (I think Nemo could be pleasant looking if he wasn't a gendie with bad style though). We were spoiled last year with Bojan, Luke and Jann.
No. 397313
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>>397310c'mon the baby lasagna guy is decently attractive and looks likeable
>I think Nemo could be pleasant looking no nonna plz look at those teeth and dead stare. picrel is literally a jumpscare
>mentions bojan without mentioning the rest of joker out No. 397317
>>397310his facial features are a bit odd but I like how he looks compared to most guys nowadays
>>397313he looks like an eternal zoomer
No. 397326
>>397313Oh, please, no, have you heard him talking? It's horrible, he has the most gay Swiss German accent I've ever heard and Swiss German already sounds horrible if spoken by normal people. And his teeth, did they let him bite on a stone while he was a small child?
And yes, I'm still mad that Croatia didn't win, it's been the only good song besides that Ireland girl and she had to lose because of that troon shit and because Ireland doesn't want to host another ESC ever again, kek.
No. 397328
>>397326I thought Norway and Ukraine were very good. I preferred the Swiss song over the Croatian one but I still would have preferred Croatia to win purely because the singer isn't a gendie.
I think Baby Lasagna is one of those people who look good from afar but you can see their features are weird when you see them close up. I think he'd look better if his hair were a darker shade of blond.
No. 397414
>>397405>100%uhh anon..
>>393653>>393642>>393262>>392999>>392425>>392409>>397313>>397277>>397271>>397263>>397156>>397085>>396917>>396647>>396453>>396297>>396320>>396297>>396247>>395889>>395882>>395800>>395627>>394608>>394603>>394440>>394215>>394137>>392251like half of these guys are downright bizarre looking or fucked up in other ways. you really think someone like null, or the swiss eurovision guy, or the nazi guy, even MATT SMITH should be in the conventional thread instead?
No. 397460
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idk if what he's saying matters because i don't understand dutch kek but i think he looks cute in this video…
No. 397628
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>look up the wives, lovers and gfs of various handsome nazis
>they’re all frumpy dowdy mommy looking types with frizzy hair, thick wrists and cankles
This is the kind of looksmatching we need to go back to.
Anyway, I deserve a cute WWII Nazi bf to deradicalize and turn his face into my seat.
No. 397641
>>397460>>397628European nonas LITERALLY cannot suffer btw.
Your countries are full of beautiful tall slender blonde blue eyed twinks with feminist leanings and perfect porcelain or rosy skin. I never want to hear any European nona complain about dating in her country ever again. You do not suffer.
No. 397642
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>>397641God hates European men
No. 397644
>>397641In my country most men are average height with brown hair, and they tend to age like shit and have bad fashion sense. I really wish tall blond men were the norm here in [redacted country in Western Europe].
I personally want a Russian mail order groom, but I feel like personality wise Eastern Euro men can be challenging even though physically I like their look lol
No. 397668
>>397636>>397638the video was posted on december 2017 which would make him 20,
no one cares but i said it like that because his birthday is in november of 1997 so you were close ! i think if he lost some weight and shaved he could look that cute again
No. 397734
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hes a weirdo but damn isnt he cute
No. 397741
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i have always loved this dumbass
No. 397743
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>>397460I like how he looks with the mullet and moustache (I am a basic nonnita) but he looks so cute with a normal haircut, also doesnt make him look like a jerk
No. 397820
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He had a caveman looking face and a very controversial person in general, but he's still kinda hot.
No. 397961
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Happy Birthday to young George Lucas only
No. 398129
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I've been thinking about him for days, i need to watch the x-men movies again just to see him again. Ngl though, it's a jumpscare seeing Hugh Jackman not as wolverine because i have zero attraction to him outside him doing this role lmao. I know he's old now, but i wonder if i will still have the same feelings after watching the new deadpool movie. We'll see.
No. 398131
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He’s popular at the moment because of fallout but I’ve always found this freaky looking man divine. I love off putting features, his big forehead and wormlike lips with big veneers are the right combo of sexy but ugly I love in men.
No. 398217
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It's crazy that he gave such fboy vibes in this era when he looks so silly now
Anyway I really hope that he decides to lose some weight, shave the pedostache and go back to a normal hairstyle now that ESC is over. He's still young enough that he could look good if he tried
No. 398298
File: 1715809147215.jpg (33.05 KB, 564x564, fc85a7cebe7fdf7bc10d2fa4a78edc…)
Specifically Charlie Kelly
No. 398306
File: 1715811611845.png (Spoiler Image,400.38 KB, 755x767, dik.png)
>>398217>I really hope that he decides to lose some weight, shave the pedostache and go back to a normal hairstyletotally agreed
although i still find him cute regardless kek i like his hair in the "fok de blok" music video best, i think longer hair suits him and he should go back to that (while he still can kek). i hate the hiter youth haircut on him so i'm glad that's over
No. 398311
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i just want to bully the HELL out of this tiny little man
No. 398405
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>>398348>>398311No fucking way, it's him kek. Puberty has not been kind to him, i'm sorry.
No. 398417
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>>398348>>398400>>398405idk who any of these people are. actually i think he looks ugly out of character but he's really cute as this little nerd in the show
>>398406is that a thing?! idk it seems too emasculating. actually this character isn't a kid, he's like 25 or something. he's just extremely fucking short
No. 398437
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>>398417NTAYRT but this has been discussed in other threads (check out "Child abuse in Hollywood"). I'd say there's something to it.
No. 398465
File: 1715867030014.jpeg (1.49 MB, 1920x1080, IMG_3811.jpeg)
He was so hot in After Hours.
No. 398485
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I know he's cosplaying but that facial hair is criminal.
No. 398521
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I will eternally be upset that men who dress like this are inevitably either gay or troons.
No. 398533
File: 1715884968679.jpg (277.32 KB, 1200x1200, jk.jpg)
>>398217>>398306I also find him very attractive including his current self but losing more weight? He's already a lanklet (I love it)
No. 398534
>>398530You can always move onto the next moid after 12 months.
>>398533He's so fat you wouldn't even need gasoline to burn his body the whale blubber would keep it going like hellfire. Men in the healthy weight range have visible bones and veins 100% of the time.
No. 398566
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We need a Joost containment thread at this point … The tall blue eyed euroblond is just too much …
(I really wish there were more pics of him pre-mullet where he's not making a stupid face kek)
No. 398573
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>>398566i love all joosts
No. 398575
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>>398566he was such a cute kid bro…we have lost many years of youtube content as he has nuked those videos
i like this pic i think he is cute No. 398577
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>>398533I love Joost but EWWW the chest hair
He looks very cute in picrel, very bf material. I thought of moving my sperging to the 3d husbando thread but im not sure I would call him my husbando just yet kek
No. 398697
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Sorry to post him again, but the boxing scene in the first x-men movie was seriously my sexual awakening. I mourn the fact that he will never take my virginity whilst larping as wolverine.
No. 398712
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Joostnonas…just look at him. I'd be down for a thread as I'd like yo sperg but what if he is proven to have done something shitty at esc(I don't think so but you never know)and I'd feel like an idiot kek. From the stuff I've watched though he seems like a decent moid
No. 398724
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>>398719That's what I'm doing in my weekend kek
>>398722NO HE IS CUTE
No. 398730
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>>398712I think younger Joost was cute, so cute that he is conventionally attractive and doesn't fit this thread but current Joost is also hot as fuck. His goofiness is the salt and pepper of it. I like the mullet and all
No. 398748
>>398730This is just pure, un-adulterated mental illness. Turning yourself into a ridiculous monster by growing ugly facial hair is equal to cutting your face with razor blades. He looks 45 years old now. What drives a man to do this? Does he hate himself or women who have to see him perform on stage? Was he molested so now he’s slowly committing social suicide? What he’s doing is completely against god and the nature of males. He’s ruined beyond salvation.
>>398721He looks like he belongs in gay porn. Something about the fashion choices seems
sus. Anyway I would gladly watch this version get fisted. I bet his hole was pink
No. 398756
File: 1715944192211.jpeg (Spoiler Image,31.91 KB, 400x225, IMG_2207.jpeg)
>>398465Yesss. I like him even when he’s a walking corpse.
No. 398770
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His lawyer has said that he "pushed the camera away to remove it." So it seems that my suspicion that the "threatening gesture" he did was reaching out to cover the camera was right.
No. 398773
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>>398730I thought he was ugly as sin when I saw that picture. Was pleasantly surprised to find out he's confusingly attractive without the stupid hipster get-up. He's only 26 so he could still look decent if he tried. Not the same as early 20s Joost ofc, but I'd like to see his face with a bit more definition from being in his mid 20s underneath the mustache and weight gain.
No. 398856
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>>396297kek I was going to post him too but feel slightly better seeing someone else post him somewhat recently. I had no strong feelings towards him but listened to an archived podcast episode recently and he comes across as pretty likable. He has nice skin and eyes.
I hate myself for this btw don't worry