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XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS (1995)
> Xena, a mighty Warrior Princess with a dark past, sets out to redeem herself. She is joined by small town bard, Gabrielle. Together they journey the ancient world and fight for the greater good against ruthless Warlords and Gods.
Wrapping up season one! Episodes 19-24 (~4.5hrs)

SHOWTIME
Fr 4:00AM AEST / Th 8:00PM CEST / Th 7:00PM BST / Th 2:00PM EDT / Th 11:00AM PDT

https://cytu.be/r/farmmovienights

Here's the last board, the theme was alternate lolcow reality. I personally love the little scenic doodle of the lolcow farm entrance and the cow browsing on lolfarm.cow. If you like any doodles on this board, be sure to reply!

The new theme is stickman war. Y2K fashion came in second place. Have fun!
https://magma.com/d/JmoWu2FXWi

Here's the shitpost board. I see there's some WIPs on this board so I'll clear at a different time.
https://magma.com/d/giNrlpo6ut

>>1984138
I liked the kekbull and /kp/ jokes, personally

>>1984138
Kek at Kekbull!

>>1986890
This is what mine is like too and I also don't shave my legs—it's definitely visible on my calves, not so much anywhere else besides my pits and bush kek

>>1986890
Mine is dark and wiry but the women who are convinced nonshavers must be downy and fair will never bekieve it because they can't conceive of not giving a fuck kek

I been having the fartiest farts that anyone ever farted this week

Was eating mushrooms and remembered this
>love replacing pasta noodles with long enonoki mushrooms
>cooked some, ate rather quickly
>next day go to take a shit
>push but bootyhole dont close, don’t hear splash, feel a “hanging” feeling
>look down between legs
>indeed the shit is hanging there
>shit is just a cluster of the long mushrooms packed into shape of my intestine, unbroken, hanging out my ass
>have to grab and pull it out manually with toilet paper (it slides out easily)

Mushrooms have chitin, always chew mushrooms

>>1987765
Did you just swallow them whole??

>>1985257
DO NOT BASH DR SIMI IN MY HOUSE!!!

>>1987662
Why are they selling cd records in first place? I know, I know, pirate shit and all, but k-pop fans look like they're more into collecting albums and photo cards than the cd itself.

>>1987662
Maybe if K-poop fans weren't such retarded consoomerist fucktards this wouldn't even be a problem in the first place.

>>1987662
what gets me is that these albums in the vid may only belong to, like, 3 fans kek. the companies do this by forcing FOMO in wealthy fans with no lives to buy the most albums if they want to meet with the idols, because the next fansign may be more expensive. at first the album sales are low (10 albums to get into a fansign for a new group), and the fancafe questions are simple (fancafes are like a private forum where idols blog and upload their schedules and fans can interact, new fans will need a verification code from buying the latest album to get in, the contents of the cafe are non-shareable to encourage fans to join). then as the group gains popularity the fancafe is more gatekept with harder questions (immersion required), and it becomes a case of the more money you spend the more time you get with your idol (boyfriend) because you get picked at fansigns. also why fans go apeshit if an idol starts dating because the fans are taught entitlement "I spent all this money and you're dating some bitch?!" I've even seen a chinese fan buy her idol a luxury car so these girls aren't exactly living poor.

for a fansign it might be 100-200 albums per fan (since this group is seventeen it would be closer to 200) and foreigners have to buy more to compete because kpop prioritises korean fans and they only let a limited number of fans into fansigns (about 100). if it's online it's more expensive too because the competition is high as a result of it being international (for foreign fans they've got international shipping on top of that) I've seen western fans surprised they bought 50 albums and it wasn't enough and now they can't cancel their order.

companies will circumnavigate low sales though by having a fake idol talent show where the members have already been decided from the start which is shown through who gets the most screentime when the show airs, so by the time the group debuts the album sales are already high. from my experience foreigners used to buy resells from korean fans because that was the only way for foreigners to get albums, but now that companies have made it so foreign fans can buy the albums from "official stores" so they can contribute to their faves charting, the foreign fans don't buy albums from the resellers anymore, just the photocards to complete their collections.

the result is mountains of album dumps to fuPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>1987723
>>1987764
Talking about the devil…

>>1985257
ngl he’s cute
>>1987713
Holy shit I thought this was a joke when I heard about it

are you sure about that earlier thing, sanic? sorry to doubt u

Will they troon out?

Will he come back?

is it OVER

am I right about him?

>hook up with nice respectful muscled blond guy
>is kind of an airhead and keeps saying "namsayin" like j-rock
>nevertheless have a great time for like 14 hours
>hits me up a day later asks whats up I reply then I ask him whats up
>"just smokin after work long day know what I'm sayin"
>asks if he can see me again
Laughed irl fucking classic I wanna keep fuckin him if you know what I'm sayin??? Hope I don't get pregnant if you know what I'm sayin? Don't really see a long term relationship with him despite his impressive career path but admire his tenacity if you know what I'm saying?

>>1987433
nta and its lame that im still salty about this but they literally banned me/deleted all my comments in the lesbian thread for no reason, which made me realize that 1) theres a reason why the lesbian thread there is dead and 2) there are men who are mods and intentionally sabotaging the site. i wonder what happened to snail.

I'm agoraphobic and avoidant but I know how to make small talk. I like complimenting people and in the past that has helped me gain new friends. Friends that after college all went away because I couldn't keep up with life and I can't get close enough to people unless I spill all my spaghetti out. But I'm not sure if I can make deep connections with people anymore.
Today I went to 7/11 in the rare occasion that I go out and it made me miss having a life. Not just a social life, any life at all. My current one has been reduced to just my room and talking to my 60 year old mom. I'm stunted to say the least. I don't think I can open up ever again. It just hurts. I can only be moderately nice in the eyes of others. Don't trust them. I've had so many experiences now I just don't want to keep going.

>>1987711
kekkk nona that’s hilarious

I fucking hate how some elephant sanctuaries do elephant rides! Or just in general let them get man handled by the public. Like wtf? I mostly see it in Thailand and it pisses me off so bad. Asian elephants are my favorite animals like let them retire in peace fucking kill yourselves.

>>1987664
Their faces side by side. I don't find her attractive but she's too pretty to be kissing this thing.

>>1987604
Those subs flip flop between sometimes posting decent looking men and then posting people like leprechaun barry whatisface I can't take them seriously to save my life

>>1987445
Oh my GOD yes, 100%! Can I be your friend nona? Kek. Back in high school I had a best friend that used to objectify guys with me, we'd really pick them apart and go into all of the details too and overshare with each other, it was so much fun. Now as an adult, I feel like every friend I've had is too shy to talk about horny shit or even make fun of men. Like you said, it feels like anytime I comment about a man's body it's either "Aww I kinda like dad bods" or "Oh, I don't like pretty men" or "Haha awww, he's such a sweetie though" Like, WTF? I have a new friend I've become close with over the past few years, and recently I was joking around like "If men only knew the stuff us women talk about, I think we're actually worse than them sometimes haha" and she was just like "Oh, yeah, haha actually I always feel weird talking about that stuff"
(???) Like, man, I just really miss having a buddy to make fun of men and get into the real dirty stuff with. It makes me feel like I'm a freak or weird for bringing up pervy stuff kek

>>1987654
I do think a lot of them might double down or still prefer ugly guys but ignoring any opinions on kpop, it's been pretty successful in the west despite the old ungroomed male psyop, so I think a lot of women would still be receptive

>>1987690
nayrt but I'll be your friend. Objectifying males is praxis in a world shaped by insecure moids that desperately try to strip women of their sexuality. Maybe I should make a post in friend finder thread actually, kek

On a video of a woman training her dog to do impressive things

>>1985629
>I miss the person I was when I didn't know.
This is awfully dramatic considering she's talking about drawn art of anime boys.

It's wild how quickly any discussion of Man vs Bear turns into but what about the poor transwomen uwu??? It's like a bat signal appears to alert them that women are sharing a common experience that excludes men and they need to disrupt it immediately before our class consciousness develops any further
>identify with the man in the scenario without a trace of irony
>make the conversation about their hurt feelings
>throw in some MRA logic about how evil and unfair misandry is
>fail to see the incredibly irony in their bawwing about being seen as a threat while choosing to threaten women's spaces and rights at every opportunity

I would rather be mauled by a bear (an amoral act by a creature only trying to protect or feed itself) than a tranny (a human being with a malfunctioning conscience who hates women and is most likely getting off on the violence). I would rather feed an innocent bear than let a male get joy out of harming me. I would do it just to spite them.

>>1987733
men want women to miserable like them so bad

>>1987755
>but what about trans women???

Have you seen a bear being in a women bathroom asking you for a pad?

>>1986843
Thank you so much for looking into it and finding the extra links! Shame that there isn't a more organised way to look through them, but the links look promising.

What movie is this?

>>1987751
Twin Peaks (1992)

>>1987751
Twin Peaks (a tv-show)

>>1987752
>>1987753
Big fat kiss on both of y’all’s foreheads

I was pregnant and everyone around me was worried about me miscarrying but I was the only one who secretly hoped it would happen because I really didn't want a baby

I had a dream that was about a story and two paintings. One was the painting of some young man in a Greek mythos and another painting with a renaissance dressed woman on a table being embraced by a male figure but the audience can only see the back and it looks like the painter didn't finish the male figures back but the girl is actually holding a paintbrush and the earlier picture is in the background but the figure is cut out of the canvas, so the story the painting tells is actually a Pygmalion tale where this renaissance lady painter painted herself a hunk who came out the painting! Although there was a specific implication that it's not just some random oc she made it was an actual character or God from greek myth but in her world and time the greek deities are unworshiped and dead so he's just a normie now.

>>1984778
Thats a nice dream, I like it.

>>1984781
Thank you. I really enjoy when my dreams have a narrative of some sort running through it but it just sucks when it's an incomplete one and I just want more from it, because then I have to fill it in with conscience storytelling and my dream storytelling is just so much more fun.

I'm meeting up with a childhood friend this Sunday and I've already had 3 dreams about her in the last week including a sex dream. I hope I'm not going to be dumb enough to admit that.