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No. 91535

I can't seem to find the astrology thread, so let's make a new one! I hope everyone is having a lovely Leo season. Post PDFs and book recommendations, your favorite sites, youtubers, and advice etc.

No. 91537

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>>91535
Im a leo! I can relate to the boisterous, center of attention, entertainer stereotype but not this "uwu sensitive little lion cub that needs validation" stuff. Im also a sag rising and taurus moon though so maybe that has something to do with it.

No. 91540

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>>91537
leo here bumping again, i just want to say that i am addicted to validation so i may have contradicted myself in the last post, i crave validation like a fish craves water. I'll literally throw myself under the bus, give away stuff i own, sacrifice my time, energy, money etc. just to please others while simultaneously being a really egotistical, self-absorbed piece of shit, no shade to myself. Honestly i feel like a walking stereotype except for the fact that im not really sensitive or needy, i just… really like being liked. Oh yeah and im gonna keep liveblogging until this thread gains some traction.

Question: any geminis here? All the people i like the most are geminis for some reason, do yall like leos as much as we like you guys?

No. 91548

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>>91540
I love Leo's and almost exclusively date them. When you look at the planets, we get along because Leo's are the center of attention being a sun planet and Gemini are carefree and mercurial. We don't care about Leo mood swings/drama/ego like other signs do or feel threatened by them. Leo's can really thow their weight around if they want to, but they're also fucking sensitive if you hurt their ego or heart and I feel like a lot of signs don't see that.

If Leo likes being an egotistical number 1, then Gemini are so content in being "2" all the time because they don't see 2 as competition. I know I'd rather love finding a buddy or partner in crime. I think that's why Mercury and Leo can synergize really well. Leo is also a fixed sign and Gemini is mutable.

No. 91549

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keeping my eye on this thread as it seems interesting! some of my friends are really into astrology, but a lot of it i find hard to understand because sometimes i feel like the type descriptions are just so generic. i've always been more into mbti, but i think they're both probably equally pseudosciences so i'd be willing to learn about astrology as well. how do your sun signs, moon signs, and rising signs fit into your personality exactly? i'm a taurus sun, virgo moon and rising libra, i believe. (maybe if an anon could be so nice as to point out which parts of my signs would contribute which parts of my personality? inb4 im too lazy to do it myself lol)

No. 91551

Popping into this thread! I'm a Scorpio sun and a combo Leo moon Leo rising. I mostly identify with my sun sign though, I don't really believe your moon or rising signs really affect that much. I've only ever dated Capricorns and Sagittarius (before the person I'm with now). Is that weird? Also, I historically have NEVER gotten along with ANY aries? IDK?

No. 91557

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Can any astrology anons help me with a potentially stupid question, I’ve always thought I was on the Aquarius/Pisces cusp but different resources seem to have different information regarding when/how to determine this. Is there a specific date range or way to tell if I am/am not? I’ve never had a full chart worked up before it’s always been just a passing curiosity because I never really felt I had the traits of full Aquarius.

No. 91590

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Honestly, Leo season always fucks me up but I'm glad y'all are thriving. Other people have posted their charts (or at least part of it), so: I'm a Gemini moon with a Cancer sun, and rising in Capricorn.

I seem to be drawn to Scorpios, Pisces, Aquariuses, and Virgos. My least favorite signs are Leos, Capricorns, and Aries. Leos tend to back-stab me; a Capricorn abused the fuck out of me as a teen; Aries are too intense. Leo risings in particular grate on my nerves the most. I date a lot of water signs, specifically Pisces and Aquarians.

Has anyone else ever gotten a chart reading? I got one a few months ago and the lady basically told me that my Gemini moon makes me long for adventure and travel (true) but that my Cancer sun conflicts with that, making me also long for stability and to settle down (also true!). It was very eye-opening.

No. 91592

>>91548
>Gemini are carefree and mercurial.
>Gemini are so content in being "2" all the time because they don't see 2 as competition.
I don't really care about astrology but this is oddly accurate, I'm also a Gemini.

No. 91595

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I'm scorpio sun, gemini moon and cancer rising, I identify more with my gemini moon, but I think it's because my grandma, dad and uncle are gemini sun and I wanna be like them lmao.
My favorite people tend to be taurus, capricorns and geminis.
I also love shitty astrology memes.

No. 91596

>>91548
Lol, this is so cute. Some of my favourite people irl are geminis.

No. 91598

>>91557
You need to know the exact birth time to get an accurate chart, I don't think different sites would provide different info if you have the exact date and time.

No. 91599

>>91551
OP here! And don't talk to yourself like that anon, there's no such thing as a stupid question if you're trying to learn something new. I don't really see cusps as a thing because you're either one sign or another. Like, I'm a 0 degrees Pisces Venus, but I don't have an Aquarius-Pisces cusp for my Venus sign. There is nothing Aquarian about my Venus. I recommend to look up decans instead of looking at the cusp B.S.

You should make a chart! It'd be fun and I wouldn't mind picking at it. I recommend astro.com if you're going to make one.

No. 91601

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I'm a Libra rising, Pisces Sun/Venus/Mercury, Aries Mars, And Cancer moon. I'm a giant crybaby and vain as all hell.

No. 91608

I'm a leo and I have always felt an unjustified sense of superiority for that, like on some level I really do believe like we are the best sign and stand out more than the others. my bf is a scorpio and we are amazing together

No. 91609

>>91540
one of my best friends is a gemini! I also like scorpios (as above, my bf is one) and my other two best friends are libra and cancer. My dad and brother are cancer and my mom is aries. Don't have experience with other signs.

No. 91616

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I’m a cheesy romantic and think I’m low key better than everyone in terms of morals, but I don’t act ~holier than thou- or belittle others for not going the extra mile. I just know that I do a lot of good and am a really kind person naturally. Im told consistently that I have a good heart and genuine presence and am a good host. I identify strongly with my Libra sun and Leo rising but the rest of my chart is still accurate.

No. 91630

>>91540
I'm not a Gemini, but my boyfriend is a Gem sun(5th house. I just find it really hard not to like Gems because they're usually filled with energy and childlike curiosity/mischief, so there's never a dull moment with them. I haven't really met many Leos, but I usually like them–I think they try way too hard to be liked sometimes when they're already wonderful

No. 91632

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Have you all heard of the Celtic animal zodiac? Here's a great example why I like it: It's hard to grasp what the personality of "scales" (Libra) are supposed to be or a literal goat-mermaid (Capricorn). However, if I explain to a non-astrology person they're "cat-like" it's a lot easier to understand than "you're like a waterbearer", whatever that infers.

What combo did you get, since it doesn't line up directly with the other zodiac? I'm a Gemini/Seahorse. Something I like in this astrology is that it explains my extreme love of learning money and things pertaining to law that most people find difficult to chew on. I always assumed it was only because I was like half capricorn in other parts of my zodiac, but it's a characteristic of gemini born around my time.

>https://www.whats-your-sign.com/celtic-animal-signs.html

No. 91633

I'm Leo in sun (not sure about moon cuz idk what time I was born lol) and I feel like I'm the exact damn opposite of it. I WISH I lived up to Leo. Anyone else feel like this?

No. 91634

>>91608
I'm a Scorpio and I love Leo's. My soulmate was a Leo before she left. I really think Scorpio and Leo's are a secret force. We get a long so well. Also as a Scorpio my other closest friend has been a Capricorn sun.

My other placements are Leo moon Aquarius rising.

No. 91639

>>91634
I'm aqua rising too! Sag moon. Libra sun in 7th house with venus and mercury in Virgo.

I'm trying to learn about the 7th house and my placements

No. 91645

>>91632
It's interesting how several of them seem to line up with the descriptions of the zodiac signs of the same time frame. It's not an exact parallel, but I'm a Sagittarius and a hawk/falcon and the descriptions for both are kind of similar. And likewise the description for the bull/cow is pretty similar to Taurus, butterfly is similar to Libra, etc.

No. 91651

>>91632
>a fucking fish
lame, i'll stick to being a cool lion

No. 91657

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>>91651
Sorry, Leofish anon. I guess you're a Leo born past Aug 5? The Horse sign is closer to Leo.

No. 91710

Does anyone else love reading their rising sign as well as the sun. Signs?

No. 91724

>>91710
I relate to my rising sign, unfortunately, it's not something I particularly like because it's squaring my sun.

No. 91725

>>91657
Lol that's me

No. 91832

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I'm a leo sun with scorpio moon and ascendant. I never felt like the leo sign really fit me until I learned about how the moon and rising signs etc make up the whole of your personality. Feel free to analyse and/or roast me based on my chart.

Chart is from http://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php

No. 91846

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Would anyone know what this charts dominants are?

No. 91848

>>91846
There are two possibilities that I know of.

One would be on astro.com, where you fill in the chart info and select "pullen/astrology" -> "simple chart delineation by Walter Pullen". Scroll down and you'll see planets, signs and elements ranked by procents.

The second one is to calculate manually, using a site like laratesting.us

No. 91853

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>>91832
Sorry for piggybacking on you, can someone explain mine too? Total noob at this but it looks cool

No. 91855

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>>91853
Uploading a more visible version since that one is ass

No. 91857

>>91557
I've had charts say I'm either Aquarius or Pisces from being born so close to the sun passing into Pisces. I came to call it the hyper cusp. My best friend is a Pisces and we have all the same characteristics but I also have Aquarius notes to my personality.

No. 91862

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i'm sag sun, pisces moon, capricorn rising. >>91595
edgy bitch with depressed thot moon and edgy bastard rising. absolutely cannot dispute that one lmao.
a lot of aspects of my chart weren't relatable to me until i got a bit older.

does anyone know much about lilith, eris, and ceres? i've done a lot of research into karmic interpretations of lilith but i can't find much for eris and ceres in the context of astrology. mine are all in aries and i feel like that explains a lot lmao

chart is from astro.com and the exact type of chart is on the image

No. 91865

I’m Aquarius sun, Gemini moon, Virgo rising. I downloaded the transit app on my phone and follow my chart and aspects thru that. I honestly can’t wait until I’m back in the dirt but idk if that’s my antisocial placements or just me

No. 91866

>>91595
I am a depressed bastard Taurus engaged to an edgy thot Scorpio and can confirm this chart is 1000% spot on.

No. 91881

what's the best way to learn more about my placements? like I have my natal chart but I honestly don't know what it means beyond my sun is in aries

No. 91882

>>91881
idk if anons have a better way but i usually just look them up one by one depending on what i find interesting. like i just google "astrology pisces moon" or whatever and read the first few results that go through all the signs, in case one result is weirdly biased or misinformed. usually the sites that write about the signs in different planets will also explain what those planets influence in general.

No. 91883

>>91882
ooo ok thanks. yeah I know the basics like sun/moon/venus etc. but I get lost when it comes to like "-74 square mars lilith"

No. 91884

>>91883
oh in that case i need some help too haha. i'm guessing the degrees represent the angle between the geographical point you were born on and the celestial body, but i have no idea if and how that number influences the astrological interpretation of your chart.

>>91862
also samefag but does anyone know what might cause my chart to be so bunched up in one corner with nothing from taurus to libra? i'm guessing it has to do with how the earth was tilted that morning but i can't think of how to go about finding out more. a lot of other people's charts look so well balanced compared to mine. i want to find out what it means in both in plain astronomy and astrological interpretation.

No. 91948

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Never really knew much more than being a Saggitarius sun sign. If I'm reading this correctly, my natal chart says I'm Sagittarius in sun, moon, and ascendant. Is there anything interesting about that?

No. 92000

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Taurus sun, Gemini moon, Virgo rising here. I definitely identify more with my moon sign than my sun and ascendant. I attract a lot of Aquariuses (seriously, everyone in my life outside of immediate family are Aquariuses except for my two best friends), which has had an effect on my relationship with the sign. I know you shouldn't judge people based on that but man, I've known way too many shitty Aquariuses. I really get along with Virgos though!

No. 92027

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Sagittarius sun, Leo Moon, Virgo rising. So glad this thread was made. I grew hearing all about this stuff because my grandma is super into it. Its always just been a normal thing in my life, my bf thinks I'm weird.

>>91948
Woah, it does. That's so cool, I've never seen that before.

No. 92028

>>92000
I'm a Taurus sun, Aquarius Moon and Capricorn rising.
Taurus description does little for me but the Aquarius moon is deadly spot on.
I also get along with Virgos but also Scorpios. It's instant friendship or romance with them.

No. 92032

>>92028
I feel like Taurus is the most boring sign, honestly. Information is all about the artificial such as food, aesthetics, and wealth. Obviously there's more to us than that but compared to other signs, I feel Taureans offer little variety or interest?

No. 92039

I don't even know what my sign is, half of the things I read says leo and another half says virgo. Some say leo-virgo cuspian, so go figure.

No. 92072

>>92032
But none of those are our interests, just general predispositions. You can have any interest at all, it just means you like being comfortable (financially, romantically and physically) and your preferences are mostly consistent. Unless you're an accountant or something, then I guess yeah you might be interested in money.

No. 92074

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This is mine, it looks like shit because it was ant sized but I resized so this should do.

No. 92112

I'm a Gemini sun, Aquarius moon and Leo rising. Recently I've been reading about astrology a lot and I'm super interested in knowing what that specific combination says about my character.

Lately I've been having huge problems when it comes to communicating with people via text (and also in person) and realized it must be because of the current mercury retrograde. Apparently because I'm a Gemini it affects me even more severely?! Anyways, I've made some major mistakes and fucked things up with a guy I'm dating and it pisses me off so much. I don't know if I should wait until the retrograde is over until I try to fix things?

No. 92124

>>92112
Mercury rules gemini and virgo. I have my mercury in Virgo and Mars in Gemini. There's like 6 planets in retrograde at the moment and current eclipse energy.

Communication style is usually influenced by what sign mercury is in. With mine being in Virgo I'm analytical. However at the moment I'm really struggling to be critical.

No. 92126

>>91616

How can I do this?

No. 92127

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God, this looks like a total mess

No. 92131

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i'm a taurus sun/cancer moon/libra rising. venus and mars dominant

all of it is pretty spot on for me–hardworking, social skills, (too much) empathy, c o m f y, but also shallow, materialistic, and hard-headed. absolutely love scorpio and aries, they usually push me into having fun

the things i dislike about my chart are having mars in the first house because i get injured all the damn time, and having venus in gemini because i get bored easily and have a hard time actually nurturing relationships.

No. 92188

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You guys need to stop using Placidus and look into ancient/traditional Astrology instead, which is what Astrology is based on and what was has been used for over 2000 years.

Modern Astrology has really watered down almost everything and changed a lot of meaning, for example original Astrology had "bad" planets and "bad" houses meanwhile in modern Astrology people just try to make every single thing good or neutral.

The 12th House is originally called the Place of Misfortune, Enemies and Self-Undoing suddenly became the House of Meditation and Dreams in modern Astrology… another thing is that traditionally Astrology wasn't used to mainly describe your personality. It was used to describe your life circumstances, your health, your fortune, your destiny and people around you.

It makes sense because do you really need Astrology to tell you what kind of personality you have? Obviously not. You are you. But it can tell you about your fortune and events/people etc.

No. 92189

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I have six planets in scorpio… My chart is so unbalanced is that why my life's a mess?

No. 92196

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I'm interested in learning astrology, but I can't find any good resources. Most site just give you the generic astrology bs and that's it.
Do any of you have good resources for it? How did you go about learning it?

>>92188
This is interesting, do you have any links for it?

Also here's my birth chart

No. 92231

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Sag sun / Taurus moon / Virgo rising. Earth dominant chart.

I always fall for smarmy Virgo men with drinking issues.

No. 92245

any anons have knowledge about placements in mars and venus? im an aries in venus and a taurus in mars. i was trying to read into it and one website claimed that your mars and venus signs play a role in your sexuality and how you approach it. if this is true (and im not sure if it is lol) then wouldn't that be contradictory to have both aries and taurus traits, since one is impulsive and fiery and the other is slow and steady?

No. 92249

Libra sun, Leo moon, Gemini ascending.

Apparently, this basically makes me charming af, quick thinking/witted, child-like (but in a good way? I guess?), and have a strong sense of justice.

This makes me sound like some sort of generic anime protagonist… but also explains why people generally tend to like me (even if I don’t understand why)

No. 92250

>>92245
I'm still learning so take what I say with a grain of salt. But I've heard Mars described as encompassing ambition/drive, anger, and raw sexuality. Venus is more so related to romance, love, and beauty.

My experience with people with an Aries Venus has not been so much that they're impulsive, but more bold and straight forward. They seem to really want to initiate flirting and not want to beat around the bush. Idk if that applies to you, but I think it's possible to be that way and still have taurus qualities as far as sexuality. Taurus is super sensual and very in tune with sensory inputs. So they might like to take things slowly and really soak up the moment during sex as opposed to just bangin one out real quick lol.

It would also decribe your drive and anger. Taurus Mars would likely be very slow and deliberate in their actions, and probably pretty resistant to change. These don't seem like the type of people to anger quickly, but they will not budge during an argument and I can def see them holding grudges (though not as bad as a Scorpio lol)

No. 92251

>>92250

oh your description makes a lot of sense! thanks for letting me know more clearly how those traits could coexist. the aries in venus has always confused me because i've always been really shy and terrible at making advances (in both friendships and romantic interests). i dunno, it's probably a me problem and of course it's just astrology. i guess it could also be explained by having a virgo moon, as i do have pretty low self esteem. i do hate it when people aren't direct and honest with me though, which goes along with the aries part at least!

No. 92252

>>92251
I don't know a lot about aspects but they matter a lot. Your Aries in venus could be aspected by saturn or something which makes you limit yourself.

No. 92284

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>>92249
Back again. So after getting confirmation on what my time of birth was (which actually altered a couple houses. A 10 minute uncertainty can apparently change that), can any of you help me figure out what might make me a more introverted/socially cautious and/or awkward person when a lot of my chart kind of points to the opposite? Or is it all just internal and I’m really not as inept as I perceive myself to be?

It’d be really appreciated!

No. 92290

>>92284
I would def look at your aspects. You could have something aspecting one of your placements that's "supposed to be" confident, thus dulling it's effects.

Also check out decans, especially in regards to your sun sign. For example, a Libra born in the first third of the sign (Sept 23-Oct 3) is going to be a lil different than one born in the second third (Oct 3-14), since the second one is influenced by Uranus.

That being said, I do think ppl take the sign stereotypes too seriously sometimes. For example, your Libra sun. A lot of ppl think Libra = social butterfly. But I actually know a few shy & nervous Libra's. Their libra-ness comes out more in their passivity, avoidance of conflict, indecisiveness, and need for balance. They may be people pleasers and conflict-averse to the point of putting themselves in inconvenient positions. The type of person who has a hard time saying no. Might play the role of mediator in their friend groups or family. Very polite.

For your moon, you might see the Leo and immediately think confidence. But I think of it more as Leo = ego. If they're insecure, or there has been some sort of blow to the ego, many of those bold & bombastic leo qualities won't be present. Especially wrt the moon since the moon is representative of your inner world and emotions. A lot of Leo's in general are "shy extroverts" in the sense that they don't say much but generally enjoy being in other ppls company. They like to be the center of attention within their friend group especially & that might not necessarily transfer over to groups of strangers/acquaintances.

Your Scorpio Mercury could also make you seem introverted. Mercury rules communication and self expression and ppl with Scorpio here may seem quiet. They're likely very observant and secretive, & this might be off-putting or even shady seeming to people. Like how alot of ppl see quiet ppl as rude/aloof. A Scorpio Mercury would probably really dislike small talk, which could also make them seem awkward in social settings.

I also have a Sagittarius rising and am kinda quiet. Though I think that has more to do with some of my other placements affecting that so idk what to say about that for you.

Also look at what houses your planets are in. My Mercury is in the 12th house, which makes communication difficult and stressful for me for example.

No. 92417

>Taurus and Scorpio all over my chart
I JUST WANNA EAT DINNER, FUCK LIKE MAD, AND THEN GO TO SLEEP

No. 95464

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my chart is a mess: sagittarius sun, sagittarius moon, & gemini rising. i have NO water in my chart except for a venus in motherfucking scorpio.

basically the stars are telling me that i’ll probably crash and burn within the next decade or so

>>92074
>sag sun, gemini moon, aries rising
we could do great and terrible things together

No. 95485

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not feeling that ascendant gemini tbh

No. 95487

>>95464
what site did u go to for this chart?

No. 95604

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Apparently I'm a Cancer sun, Taurus moon, and Gemini rising. I'm going to assume that this is the dumb idiot combination because I'm such a dumb idiot. Also I'm deeply afraid of crabs, which is more proof that my existence is a cosmic joke

No. 96752

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Pisces sun, Aquarius moon, don't really understand the rising sign thing? I did a chart on astro.com and it says that my ascendant sign is Cancer? Is this the same thing?

Anyway, I've never vibed with the characteristics of a Pisces and feel like maybe I'm more like my moon sign.

No. 96762

>>96752
Rising is the same as Ascendant! It refers to the sign that was rising on the horizon at the moment you were born (hence why birth location and time is so important).

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>>92039
technically you're one or the other, which your exact birth time will tell. cusps do make sense though lol (e.g. Lana Del Rey - born June 21 and a Gemini, but has a lot of heavy emotional Cancer-like qualities too)

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No. 123183

For fuck's sake now seriously, do you really believe this crap??? Why not to deploy this time on studying something actually serious instead of literal 12 year old shit?? Ever thought of getting into actual occultism or witchcraft (or spiritualism or fucking what ever) if you really like this sort of thing? Seriously, fuck you bitches, you make all girls look like braindead bimbos on social media, I fucking hate you all so fucking much. Inb4 like 70% of these are faggots doing their lowkey faggotposting while impersonating females online as usual

No. 123184

>>123182
>>123183
i'm not into astrology, but who the fuck is this bitter about it? lol, just hide the shit and walk away, damn.

No. 123192

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>>123182
I bet you couldn't find someone pay to have sex with you even if you tried, sad cuck.

On to the topic at hand, astrology is bullshit lol don't you guys have something better to do?

No. 123194

>>123182
>goes on /g/
>sees "girl" stuff
>RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 123202

>>123183
>>123182
lol i dont even personally believe in astrology, but let the other anons have their fun you bitter ass bitch. what is it about astrology that gets people like this so triggered.

No. 123510

>what is it about astrology that gets people like this so triggered.

Because they're secretly afraid it might be true and don't want to admit it.

No. 138652

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What do u think?

No. 139360

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Why are astrology people like this

No. 139362

>>123510
i know this is old but i fucking lol'd

No. 139375

has co-star been whack for anyone else lately? i used to like it but lately it's been saying shit like "why are you aiming realistically high?" and a lot of "tough love" critique every single day nonstop when i'm actually in a good place right now despite the pandemic and i've been very productive without being manic about it. i feel like i'm being negged! normally i'm the one who doubts my own progress and now i feel fine and an astrology app is telling me to doubt myself? lol dgmr i don't want astrology apps to just blow smoke up my ass 24/7 but damn.


>>123183
imagine living your life based on what the worst misogynists might think of you. wish a man would go into r9k boards like "stoooopppp you're embarrassing me you're going to make girls think we're all gross incels i hate you!!!"

No. 139413

I am a virgo and I keep being drawn to Aries or Gemini men.

They're like obnoxious 5 year olds in a man's body, but I guess I can't help it lol. I guess I'm drawn to the young-at-heart personality.

Mom is a virgo who married my Aries dad so…

No. 139419

>>139375
Really? Today i got a notif to finally watch that movie i've been meaning to watch or some shit? Mine have been tough lovey but also fun

No. 139420

So… do we all agree that Capricorns should be shot down in the streets?

No. 139427

>>139420
Oh, 100%. I hate how emotionless they all are.

No. 139433

>>139420
capricorn moon, i AM the autism

No. 139434

>>139433
lmao. pisces moon capricorn rising so it's like people expect responsibility and competence from me based on first impressions that it's like pulling teeth to deliver on

No. 139437

>>139427

cap rising and sun, i am the anti christ in ever relationship

No. 139573

>>139420
this right here is why I hate astrology. people deciding to hate each other for some bullshit reason that the person has no control over.

No. 139579

I hope these are just light-hearted observations, and that you guys aren't actually allowing astrology to affect how you treat others. I like to joke about my "Scorpio" traits, but I don't actually ascribe that much meaning to it.

Star sign-based stereotypes are the result of confirmation bias. You've met plenty of assholes born outside of early June/late May, and you've met plenty of kind, emotionally intelligent people who were born at that time. You just don't remember them because they don't reinforce your worldview. It's absurd to think that the day someone came out of a vagina determines what sort of person they are.

I guess what I'm saying is that sigh stereotypes are fine when they're light-hearted, but they cause problems if you take them too seriously.

No. 139580

>>139573
i guess you're a capricorn then

No. 139582

>>139580
actually I'm a gemini

No. 139593

>>139582
gross. keep that information to yourself.

No. 139610

>>139593
this is what I'm talking about. y'all act like this then throw temper tantrums when people make fun of you for believing in astrology

No. 139717

One of my professors is a Gemini and he's a little intense but otherwise a wonderful, caring person. I get that Geminis being evil is a meme, but it's getting autistic at this point.

No. 139743

>>139717
sure, buddy.

KILL ALL CAPRICORNS AND GEMINIS 2020

No. 139751

capricorn sun, cancer moon, leo rising. I don't know anything about astrology but I've heard… interesting things about all of these signs.

No. 139804

Your Harry Potter house honestly says more about your personality than your star sign.

No. 139823

I'm not into astrology myself but my bfs mom is huge on it.
I'm a gemini and my bf is taurus and she seems convinced that as a gemini I am super incompatible with her son. On top of that she is not subtle about disliking geminis in general, saying other signs are more caring and loving, all of that stuff. My bf doesn't care for astrology and doesn't mind it, but obviously it feels unfair to be so harshly judged based purely on my date of birth. His mom is a cancer herself which according to her means she's incompatible with me as well, whereas I just want an opportunity to leave a decent impression. I don't even identify with most of the personality traits that geminis supposedly have.
How do I convince her to give me a chance? I thought I'd ask here since I don't know the first thing about astrology besides the personality descriptions of the signs.

No. 139833

>>139823
That sounds like your bf's problem to rein in his crazy mom.

You could look around some astrology websites to find one that shows how you can be compatible, or see if your Chinese zodiac sign works better. Even the least compatible signs have some leeway.

No. 139835

>>139823
looking into your moon and rising signs to see how terrible you truly are

>>139743
based

No. 139836

>>139823
You can´t convince someone like her, at least not through words so don´t try. You can't reason with anyone who believes in something as irrational as astrology (sorry astrology-anons).

The only thing that might work in the long-run is showing through your behaviour that you are compatible with your bf/her son and that you don't have the personality traits you're supposed to have as a gemini.

No. 139842

Don’t know much about astrology and all I know/remember is my sun and moon sign

My sun is Aries and my moon is Pisces , do any anons have some insight on what that means or what personality characteristics are associated with that pairing ?

No. 139844

Sun in Gemini, moon in Libra, Virgo rising.. I always thought astrology was bullshit, but since then my therapist has got me interested in it. When I was a kid though I wanted to be a Leo because I thought lions were cool. My Venus sign is Leo, so there's that.

>inb4 all geminis must die reeeee!!!

No. 139846

>>139844
I’m not really that invested in astrology but one of the nicest people I know and one of my closest friends is a Gemini, her identical twin sister is a fucking nightmare though.

No. 139848

>>139846
Lol that's ironic because Gemini are twins.

No. 139849

>>139833
Or she could just ask her boyfriend to deal with his insane mother and not give credence to her insane woo-woo crap. His mom is clearly just a schizo who's looking for excuses to hate the women her son dates.

No. 139859

lot of geminis in this thread, which makes sense because we love digging for gossip as long as we aren't a part of said gossip

but i have a very water sign dominated chart and identify pretty equally with both pisces and gemini traits. which is probably why i mostly feel guilty about lurking here, pisces moon brain thinks it's too "mean" or whatever

No. 139871

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>>139859
My chart is a bit of a mix.

People's first impressions of me are almost always good, perhaps libra is working overtime, but after that until people get to know me well, it sucks. I often seem chaotic or cold. That mercury in virgo is a fucking curse when combined with capricorn moon. Mars in cancer, I don't even wanna fucking go there…

No. 139882

Gemini sun, gemini ascendant, sagittarius moon, also gemini venus..how fucked am i

No. 139886

living for this thread.
aries sun, virgo rising, sagittarius moon

it's the aries shit talking that got me here but if anyone has more info related to the sagitarrius or Virgo part of my signs, id love to hear.

No. 139887

why tf is there so many geminis here jfc no wonder the image board has gone to shit

No. 139888

>>139887
geminis are batshit crazy so it all checks out

No. 139889

I looked up my chart for fun (I don't really believe in astrology) and I´m leo sun + leo moon and that combination sounds like an absolutely insufferable attention whore.

No. 139890

>>139882
You sound like a flighty, cheating (what Gemini venus is known for) nightmare.

No. 139891

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What does having signs in your chart in retrograde mean?

No. 139896

Hey guys tell me what color your shirt is and I'm going to judge your whole personality based on it. Everyone wearing a blue shirt is a horrible person who cheats and lies. Sorry I don't make the rules uwu. If you disagree it's because you have a blue shirt and you're afraid that it's true!!1!!1!

No. 139897

>>139896
geminis be like

No. 139899

>>139897
Nice try, I'm a Libra (not that it matters.)

Google "Barnum effect."

No. 139900

>>139899
i don't believe in psychology, it's pseudo-science bullshit. i also don't believe that you're a libra, it's easy to claim anything online and you def sound like a self-hating gemini

No. 139930

this thread needs to be renamed "reeing about geminis and capricorns"

No. 139931

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>>139900
>Calls psychology pseudo science
>Believes in astrology

No. 139934

>Don’t go into a thread to complain about the exact same thread. Hide threads you don’t want to see and take topic complaints to /meta/.

No. 139942

>>139931
anon my sides

No. 139954

>>139844
I'm a Virgo sun, Gemini rising. Supposedly those with flipped sun/rising signs get along really well. The one person I got along with shockingly well was a gemini sun, virgo rising.

Oh also I've always wanted to be a leo or scorpio too bc of the sign. I'm a Venus & Saturn Scorpio, and if I weren't born premature I'd have been a Scorpio.

No. 139955

>>139931
they're both bullshit scams though, psychology just a little less

No. 139958

>>139955
Are you a Scientologist or something?

No. 139968

Why do people in this thread hate Capricorn? (yes I’m a salty cap asking)

No. 139972

>>139968
Too arrogant and #nofunallowed

No. 139973

>>139934
don't minimod either

No. 139976

>>139968
Awful to try to get to know, manipulative (in my experience), almost never in touch with their emotions. Boring, shallow, megalomaniac assholes.

No. 139979

How do astrologyfags feel about scorpios? Anytime I read about my sign it pretty much says I'm a dramatic bitch that fucks.

No. 139980

>>139979
Paranoid, manipulative, want to protect their privacy but don't respect others', contrarians

No. 139981

>>139979
I mean I'm a dramatic bitch but I don't fuck, so. Where's all this sex the space rocks say I'm having?

No. 139984

So what's the best sign in your opinion?

I actually like geminis despite the hate. They have a lot to talk about. I think my favorite is Sagittarius though. Always seem to be cheerful and enthusiastic.

>>139979
I love em, they're sexy
But I love dark mysterious dramatics

No. 139987

>>139984
i have the most fun with sags, aquas and tauruses i'm >>139891

No. 139992

>>139896

lmao not surprised you're a libra, they're insufferable assholes who try to purposefully be pedantic (I've also seen geminis act this way unironically tho lmao). if you don't believe in astrology, good4u. please relax and realize that most people into astrology don't actually believe it and just do it for fun. those who do believe it in a sense don't usually see it as "if you're a gemini you HAVE to act this way and I'll judge you just based off of that" and more like "if you're a gemini you probably have a tendency to act this way or behave negatively this way, so just be aware of it and use it to be a better person".

>>139968

i love capricorns. im an aries and even though sagittarius is our bestfriend sign i definitely feel like capricorn is a close second but maybe im just biased since my bestfriend is a cap.

>139984


best signs in my opinion:
aries (biased but also i feel like all my favorite people/closest friends are aries or fire signs. aries just seem to be very adaptable and despite gemini being the 'fake bitch' sign, i feel like aries is better at wearing a mask than a lot of signs)

sagittarius' and virgos are also very nice. taurus' are OK but think they're smarter than they are. geminis are very fun and I don't get the hate they get (most of the time) but definitely very…iffy.

No. 140006

Sagittarius sun, Scorpio moon, Leo rising, Capricorn mercury mars and Venus.

I feel like I should be a super confident go getter but instead I’m just a bitter loner lol.

No. 140008

>>139992
Oh yeah I forgot to include Aries in my list. I love em. All my female family members are virgo and married an aries. It's a running joke.

In men, they're the sign that never grows old. I like their silliness and determination.

No. 140016

>>139979
Chaotic evil trying to hide that they are cute™. I love them.

No. 140032

>>139968
I love capricorns tbh. Both of my best friends are capricorns. In my experience they're always down to discuss something in a level-headed way and they're reliable. Boring people and can lack introspection but I don't mind that.

Personally hate sagittarius, gemini, aries, cancer, libra.

My fav sign is aquarius.

No. 140033

man I wish this thread wasn't so full of one dimensional gemini/ capricorn hate. I don't think astrology is always 100% true but I do believe in most of it and think it's a fun way to find out more about yourself and the people you know, and when it's accurate it reveals a lot of interesting shit. I love talking casual astrology with other people especially because having so many different placement combinations is what makes it multifaceted rather than when it's sun sign focused, but there's a way to have signs you prefer over others without dismissing a whole entire sign as bad?

idk maybe I'm more sensitive about it because of the uhhh persecution (lol) that comes with being a fucking gemini, I've had to learn to not take it personally anymore because some people be bored and just want a sign to shit on and that's fine, idc, gems have more fun! but I guess also from personal experience, like for example my cap friend is that typical extremely driven/ success motivated person but the bigger part of her personality is how fun she is? once you're her friend it's kind of like, an honor almost because you know she doesn't have much tolerance for shitty people so not only do you feel cool, you also are protected from getting into bad friendships because caps have higher standards whereas my pisces moon has me over-empathizing with people that sometimes don't deserve it, so I appreciate our differences because they work well together and make us both better. on the other end, a lot of friends I've made turn out to be signs I personally am not at all into (aries, libra, sag, aquarius come to mind) but their charts are varied so the sun sign traits I wouldn't have meshed with aren't the only thing about them.

also a HUGE part of people's perceptions about signs being "good" or "bad" that gets overlooked is whether someone is an immature or undeveloped person, which would make all the negative aspects of their sign overpower the good ones and give you the impression that that's just how everyone with that sign acts forever. I feel like a big stereotype is that "all pisces men are toxic softbois" and like, YEAH, they are for sure out there, because some men are just toxic and the typical pisces artsy idealism makes it worse than a normal fuckboy because the soft side of them seems fake/ manipulative when they burn you. whereas pisces men who are decent people or mature into decent people, will show majority good pisces traits. or another example (again) with my cap friend, when we were more immature high schoolers she had such an overly intimidating energy/ superiority complex that scared people off, but she like learned from that and grew up into a more approachable person. it seems fucking obvious but when all you're used to is being annoyed by the underdeveloped, unhinged scorpio bitches in your life or super narc leos or whatever, it's so easy to just be like "oh okay throw the whole sign in the trash". when I think about how aries is def my least favorite sign (and they are, no offense) it's not the same as HATING them, cause that would mean I'd hate my cool aries friends, and also Gerard Way, and who tf would hate Gerard Way?

ok lmao sorry I could go on and on about nuances and shit forever, I just find it really interesting, especially in an introspective way where I realize how a certain combination of signs has given me the weird range in personality that I have. I don't think your chart permanently shapes you into who you are forever, but it's a nice reference to gauge why you have certain tendencies or prefer certain traits in others.

No. 140034

>>140033
also sorry samefag but another interesting thing, this could just be me but I noticed that all of my favorite signs are all of the exact signs in my chart, and the ones that I find too boring or unappealing are not in my chart at all, and it was a total subconscious preference at first until I started paying attention to my entire chart.

also for the longest time my chart would come out as me being a cancer rising, but I'm actually a leo rising (i have no idea if it's just that my birthtime was slightly wrong or if it changed/ even can change, but it's only like one or two degrees in leo so it's right on the border) and I used to think leos were fucking annoying… but now that I basically am one I understand and empathize with their clownery and need to be validated, lol. on the other hand I like cancers a little less now? or like, idk, I see why people don't like the super whiny ones that come off as emotionally manipulative, but my venus is in cancer so naturally I pick up more on the ones who nurture their friends and romanticize shit like I do

No. 140058

>>140034
>also sorry samefag but another interesting thing, this could just be me but I noticed that all of my favorite signs are all of the exact signs in my chart, and the ones that I find too boring or unappealing are not in my chart at all

just you imo

No. 140072

>>140032
My boyfriend is a cap and I adore him. I'm a taurus.

No. 140090

>>140033
>also a HUGE part of people's perceptions about signs being "good" or "bad" that gets overlooked is whether someone is an immature or undeveloped person
No, for me it's strictly the archetype. It's stronger when it's the sun sign but there are some traits I just don't like, even in theory.

No. 140092

I'm an aries and I always get along best with male fire and earth signs and female water and air signs. Particularly, most of my closest female friends have been geminis or pisces

No. 140436

>>139979
I fucking love scorpios, they have the charm that geminis usually lack.

No. 140439

>>139968
Dunno but I hope they keep their promise and end us this year. I'm a capricorn sun and rising, aries moon. My chart is almost all capricorn except for maybe 3 planets.
Yes, I am boring and I still don't believe in this but the memes are fun.

No. 140559

>>140006
The cap and scorpio energy puts a damper on the usual bright and cheery sag. Those placements can add a lot of tenacity and determination though, providing more focus for the mutable sag who's usually more scattered, always ready to pursue the next new thing, leaving so many unfinished tasks behind.

Back to scorpio, all the fire sun signs I've known with scorpio moons had unusually deep and brooding personalities underneath their extroverted fire personas. Scorpio moon is in its "fall". Any planets in fall (or in detriment) are very difficult to deal with. With Scorpio moon, it's real easy to express all the worst aspects of scorpio energy. It's a difficult moon that takes a lot of work to handle.

No. 140560

>>140436
Thanks baby

No. 140711

geminis whining about being memed while us pisces have to be quiet about our oppression bc if we dare to speak up we will get mocked relentlessly smh

No. 140717

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>>140711
Gasp. Another Pisces anon.

My sun sign is Pisces and my moon is Taurus.

No. 140791

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Generous anons, tell me what’s up with me because I absolutely hate interpreting for myself.

Using whole signs and I don’t usually give much stock to Uranus - Pluto.

No. 140792

>>140717
Basically an angel

No. 140794

I’m a Virgo. Aka “the autists” of astrology. A lot of my friends and family are either Leos or Virgos. Birds of a feather flock together I guess.

No. 140796

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>>140711
Fellow pisces, what signs have your friends and SOs been? Two of my female friends are libras and my first bf was a sagittarius. Our relationship ended quickly because of family issues, but I feel like it would've ended soon anyways. Screenshot from https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/compatibility/pisces-sagittarius/ seems accurate, our relationship was short and sweet.

No. 140801

>>140794
I love virgos so much

No. 140805

>>140801
virgos, pisces and scorpios>everyone else

No. 140812

>>140796
I’ve had another fellow Pisces, Virgo, two Sagittarius’, Capricorn, Tauruses, and a Scorpio. My bf is a Libra. My most toxic friendship was with one of the Sagittarius’.

No. 140813

>>140805
Everybody else > geminis and capricorns

No. 140871

Both my sun and rising signs are sagittarius and my moon is cancer. The ex I connected most with was a libra.

I'm sorry but I also ascribe to the gemini/capricorn hate because my terrible high school best friend was a cap and the aforementioned ex left me for a gemini. They broke up after 3 months kek

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>>140812
looked up libra and pisces compatibility and the first site was brutal lmao, though other results are more positive.
https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/compatibility/pisces-libra/

No. 140907

>>140883
Lol I’m not surprised. Sometimes he makes me want to snap but I get over it.

No. 144490

I wonder if there’s been discussion about lolcows and astrology. Like the signs of the lolcows that we make fun of on here. I know Onision is a Scorpio and Lainey is a Libra. And I think TND is an Aires. I would be interesting to link their signs to the milky behavior lol.

No. 144491

>>144490
Honestly as a Libra I can see us as being perfect cow bait

No. 144511

Just recently figured out that I’m a Virgo sun, Sagittarius moon, and Scorpio rising. Idk what that truly means but me having a fire sign kinda makes sense lol
>>144491
Really? I would think Geminis are the lolcow sign lmao

No. 144516

does anyone have any experience with a Aquarius / virgo relationship? im the Aquarius

No. 144544

I usually don't follow star signs but I saw that with the recent change and addition of a new sign I'm no longer considered Sagittarius. I'm Ophiuchus, anyone else read about this?

No. 144545

>>144544
this shows up every few months on the internet it seems. there's no 13th sign, no one cares.

No. 144567

>>144545
Like I said I don't follow this sort of thing usually, it was in the news lately so I was wondering whether the dates are genuinely about to change over or if it'll be left as it is

No. 144572

https://nypost.com/2020/07/17/nasa-says-it-didnt-create-a-13th-zodiac-sign-named-ophiuchus/

> NASA explained that the Babylonians split the zodiac into 12 equal parts, picking one constellation for each month of its 12-year calendar. But there was one problem.

> “Even according to the Babylonians’ own ancient stories, there were 13 constellations in the zodiac,” NASA explained. “So they picked one, Ophiuchus, to leave out. Even then, some of the chosen 12 didn’t fit neatly into their assigned slice of the pie and crossed over into the next one.”

No. 146335

>>144545
Every two or so years this stupid fucking story pops up in the news and I see my Facebook feed flooded with the same people falling for it. It's cycled 5 or 6 times since I first saw it in 2012 and I'm shocked how many people fall for it each time. Is everyone's longterm memory really that bad?

No. 146340

>>146326
aquarians are so fucking hot!!!

t. leo

No. 146343

>>144572
The link literally says it's fake

No. 146429

I was born under a bad sign. Both sun and moon sign are ruled by saturn, and born under a waning moon in the 6th house.

Should I just kms or can I change my destiny. Bc life has been exactly as shitty as it has been destined.

No. 146439

>>146429
I follow a bunch of astrologers and the planet placements don't dictate your destiny but set up your perceptions. You can always change your perception but be aware of your struggles.

No. 146445

>>146429
look I don't believe in astrology (just happened to scroll past and read your post) but I do believe that your beliefs largely determine your future. Believe you're worthless and destinied for a shit life? Then you're just setting yourself up for that. Believe that you can be happy and change your life through hard work and planning? Then you're setting yourself up for exactly that.

Believing that you're pre-destinied for failure is a nice coping moment in the moment, but it's breaking you down on the long term.

No. 146456

>>146429
no one has an all positive or negative chart and no aspects are all positive or negative. saturn can fuck you up but it has a purpose. how old you are, if you've been through your return and the aspects of these placements matter just as much as the aspects themselves.

with a heavy saturn placement you gotta buck up because that's what saturn is for. recognize your limitations and make them work for you.

No. 146457

>>146429
how do you even figure out if you were born under a "good sign" or not? i follow someone who once talked about "saturn squared blah blah blah" or whatever it was, and it all matched with the fact that they had a very fucked up life they ultimately conquered and learned from… any advice/links???

No. 146458

>>146429
Just say it is what it is and live my dude. You're born under a ''bad'' sign doesn't mean that every path in front of you is stunted?

No. 147762

until recently, i didn't get why people stereotype leos as cold and judgemental but they're basically fire capricorn. the idea i had of them as friendly and warm was based on leo moons kek.

No. 148397

>>147762
may be biased on this as i'm a leo moon but tbh agreed – love my fellow leo moons but other leo placements get tiresome quickly. every leo rising i've met has been a full-blown narcissist i swear

>>146457
cafe astrology (https://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php) was where i started out when i was learning astrology. they give you a deep breakdown of your chart, aspects, houses, etc. just make sure you have your time of birth handy bc without that you won't get much info

No. 149195

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Roast me. I don't understand half the shit there but that much capricon can't be good…right?

No. 149242

>>149195
jesus christ i would probably be desperately attracted to you/simultaneously fucking hate you for being stubborn and unyielding

No. 149265

>>149195
Bullheaded, rational, materialistic (as in caring about the material world so not necessarily an obsession with money), grounded. You might be magnetic to some people if you've manifested the positive traits of some of these signs but if not then you're absolutely unbearable to be around. Seems like you're not a great communicator, with a tendency to sound too harsh or unwilling to be playful. You might be self-centered. Seems you're good at knowing what you want and are good at going for it, but might leave people in the dust in the process.

I personally love capricorns if they have some non-earth in their charts.

No. 149266

>>148397
I'm a leo sun with libra rising and venus so not a whole lot of room to talk shit but… Leo rising is a terrible placement imo. You don't want that energy in the first house.

Leo moon seems comfy, mine's in capricorn and it makes the ruthless side of leo sun really pronounced.

No. 149269

>>149266
i'm leo sun libra rising too!
i hate leo in all placements frankly. it really sealed it when i learnt that vicky shingles has a leo stellium.

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>>148397
confirmed. I am a raging narcissist

No. 149283

>>149269
I'll be honest I kind of hate leo lol, at least only my sun.

>>149270
>mercury in virgo
It's not even just your leo asc, your mercury is perfect for being abusive.

No. 149293

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aww ye
not sure how normal/weird I am
can be kinda selfish and childish, I like being doted on but also doting on others

I’m marrying an aquarius rising capricorn sun guy. weird but stable, it’s perfect

No. 149294

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The only thing I've ever known is that aquarians are weirdos

No. 149298

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Can someone translate it to me because I know nothing about it
All I know about this kinda stuff is
>1. I am capricorn, whatever that means and
>2. people make a "ewww" face when they find it out or say that I don't look like one and they'd never imagine it. Usually both.

No. 149299

>>149242
I actually consider myself pretty chill and not unyielding at all but I'll admit the stubborn on some things part
>>149265
I used to attract people like mad when I was young and had a toxic mindset. They seemed to enjoy my spergouts but I grew tired of it.
I do have a communication issue but I assumed it was because of my rbf and being introverted. Even my dumb jokes sound like banter and I hate that. Aside from that what you said is pretty accurate.

No. 149302

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I'm new to this. What kind of person do I seem like based on my chart? I've got a lot of Capricorn in me…

No. 149305

>>149298
Hey I have the same sun and moon sign!

No. 149309

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can someone please explain to me if this is a good thing or not.

No. 149385

>>149298
Your sun sign is your core, your ascendant is your social engine so usually your ascendant will be what people see you as. your moon sign is the emotional foundation upon which you act and connect to people. Moon also signifies your relationship with your mother. Mars is your aggression, sexual energy as well as the way you take initiative. Mercury is communication, jupiter is positive transformation. Saturn is for your father, and the structural side of your life. It's responsible like the sign it rules (capricorn). Venus is your love life as well as general pleasures in life. It determines what draws you in.

Houses are a bit more nuanced, I'm not gonna type that shit out you can just google a bit.

Aquarius ascending is quite nice, they're interesting people that tend to talk about cool shit that you'd wanna hear about. They tend to make principled, good friends. They're quirky but aren't so in a way that purposely hurts others so while they come across as individualistic they're not grating. That being said capricorn is a harsh sign that acts rational but comes across as boring and autistic to a lot of people. I've said it many times in this thread, I love capricorns usually. You might be intellectually engaged, sounds like you're capable of carrying out an eclectic conversation unlike some people with very narrow interests. Your career is a big tension point, it's valuable to you to attain self-actualization through it. A failure in this realm is probably really devastating to you. Capricorn is an ambitious sign as well as a tendency to be conservative but you've got some interesting influence from signs like sag, scorpio, and aquarius so I think that probably counteracts some of the stillness you'd find in a cap.

Anyway that's what I've got for ya.

>>149302
As multiple people pointed out before, leo ascending is garbage and you're probably a narcissist. You seem like a very good worker, good attention to detail and are dedicated. Your relationships might end up a bit all over the place, seems you're prone to having your eye wander particularly if you're not experiencing new shit. Might have commitment issues specifically in romantic contexts. Your chart seems rather heavy on your home life/family. If there's something negative or positive about your life it's prob gonna go through there.

>>149309
Alright I'll try

Sun AND asc AND fucking mercury virgo, you're fucked bro. That's a disgusting amount of virgo energy that nobody wants to fuckin see in that first house, no thank you. Virgo is a sign I like but you've got a lot of it in really key positions where it's not giving other influences enough of a foothold so it's too much. Virgo is critical, intellectual, and hardworking.

However your venus in leo placement is potentially gonna give you a lovable flare if you've manifested the right traits. On the flipside if might make you seem self-centered or materialistic. Moon in aquarius is not great, they have a tendency to be distant emotionally but they are quite good at connecting at arm's length. Aquarians are usually the people you crush on but they don't feel as invested in you back, they seem amazing and likeable but if the right influence isn't there on the chart then they're solitary in their innermost realm. Sagittarius is an impulsive and intuition-driven sign so your aggro energy might be spotty but damn good when it's good. You have good attention to detail but you might lack the correct "vibes" to express your findings in a way that doesn't sound shitty towards others. Might have family that lives away from you in a way that impacts you. It looks like there's a certain restlessness on your chart, potentially links to that long distance family or maybe the distance is more symbolic and you're having trouble connecting to places/people that you ordinarily would be expected to feel like you belong with.

No. 149386

>>149385
Should also add since tons of cap placement ITT, capricorn is an innately pessimistic sign. It's a downer, works hard and usually does not know how to play. It's a difficult sign to relate to for most people, especially if they've got no earth in their charts.

No. 149390

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Okay bitches roast me

No. 149413

>>149390
Dumb Bitch Memes but a natal chart.

No. 149428

>>149385

Can you do mine?
>>149270

No. 149431

>>149413
I'll take it but what does that even mean? Lmao

No. 149485

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I don't really get it but I want to know what anons think. Only thing I do know is that people shit on geminis all the time

No. 149491

>>149385
I'm >>149298 and thank you so much! I didn't expect someone would actually give such an in-depth reply, thank you. I can definitely relate to a lot of what you said.
I tried to read whatever was in that site before posting here, or even a few others, but it's usually either too long that I find it boring and confusing, or too short and generic.
>Your career is a big tension point, it's valuable to you to attain self-actualization through it.
I'm really ashamed to say that, but even though I'm still in my mid-to-late 20's I'm still struggling with "NEETdom" because I can't really find anything that interests me enough… Sometimes I feel like it's too late for me and I should just get any job and deal with it, finding any job at these times and with my lack of experience and specialized studies at a "late" age is already hard enough. Meh, enough of that tho, not gonna derail the astrology thread with that haha

No. 149531

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This is my chart (Melancholic, Flighty Bitch Who Never Lets Things Go: The Chart) and my friend who's deeply into astrology has a theory that everyone has a differing sun sign they've always aligned more with.

She's a Pisces with a Cancer moon and Capricorn rising and oftentimes feels that she was meant to be a Taurus. I've always felt that I was supposed to be a Leo (realistically, a Libra — I was born at 24 weeks), and she expanded upon that by saying "a Leo sun with a Scorpio moon and Aquarius rising," which makes sense.

No. 149533

>>149531
Idk, have you looked at your sidereal chart?

No. 149536

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>>149533
I haven't, but I just did and this was my result.

No. 149573

>>149533
NTA but… oh no, you're sending me down a rabbit hole…

No. 149594

Can an astolog-chan help me understand what a Libra ascending with Mars in first house means? It seems like a super shitty combination from what I see online :(

No. 149623

I'm >>149390

After reading through the thread, I'm actually really curious for a more in depth reading, if any anon wants to have a go at it. The report I posted is from Cafe Astrology and most of what I've read seems good, but idk if they just try and put a positive spin on things to make everyone feel better kek.

Someone once told me that having a moon in pisces and a sun in aquarius was a bad thing, but they didn't specify why. Is it because the two signs are somewhat opposite of each other?

No. 149625

I'm a Leo sun Aquarius moon Gemini Venus in a really nice relationship with an aqua sun, Taurus moon, aqua Venus person. Everyone seems surprised by this but we have such a good time together.

No. 149628

>>149623
it's because air + water can make you manipulative

No. 149629

>>149573
I'm back after deliberating on my sidereal vs tropical charts and it's been a weird ride. My chart's overall vibe stayed consistent imo (all planets in the same houses in both so the tension points are consistent) but some key things that didn't quite sit right in the tropical were resolved by the sidereal but I wasn't ready for the amount of fire that the sidereal would breathe into things. When I consider it, makes a lot more sense than the heavy earth and water of my tropical chart.

>>149533
I've been reading on how interpretations work and it's difficult to shake off the western astrology knowledge.

No. 149636

Anyone here into advanced astrology? Id love some help interpreting a yod.
Sun sextile saturn, both quincunx pluto. & Moon is conjunct saturn, sextile sun, but iirc doesnt aspect pluto.
Im usually okay with simpler aspects but I have a harder time wrapping my head around how they interact.
Sun is taurus 12th, saturn/moon are cancer 2nd, pluto is sag 7th

No. 149652

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What does all of this say anons? I wanna get into astrology but have no idea what to make of it
I wanted to do the sidereal chart too, but there's many options to choose from, which is the "standard"?

No. 149725


No. 149835

Anyone else into doing synastry reports for themselves and loved ones? I just did me and my boyfriend's and pretty much everything was spot-on. I've never had that happen with anyone else.

No. 157584

A guy my friend was talking to and went in some dates with lied about being a different sign, forget which, then when she found out his birthday she realizes he’s actually a Scorpio. How much of a mess are Scorpio men?

No. 157590

I don't believe nor care about zodiacs, but it's weird how I can never seem to have good relationships with Capricorn women, and its not even from my side.

Whenever I would meet and befriend her, they would always end up being that toxic kind of a friend who actually hates you or is jealous of you and acts petty, or just being a snake.

I never cared about it before, but the women in the past and present with whom I would end up having a onesided friendly relationship were always born after on or after 21st dec.

I don't know if its so related, but I am a virgo.

Does anyone have similar experience?

No. 157602

>>157584
idk about scorpio men but i’m a scorpio and i would not wish any scrote the torture of being in a relationship with me

No. 157606

this probably doesn't belong in this thread but i'm genuinely repelled by people who believe in zodiacs, which mostly end up being women. i can't fathom wanting to be TOLD what your personality and character are like, similarly to those that believe in MBTI. i've made a habit of lying about my zodiac whenever i meet these people, they go on and on about my supposed zodiac sign and act as if i'm a textbook definition of it, and then i hit them with a "lol i'm actually a _____".

No. 157635

>>157584
From what I have experienced, undeveloped scorpios can be terrible and toxic, especially scorpio moons.

No. 157650

>>157584

I’d be more concerned about why he felt the need to lie about something like his star sign?

As a Scorpio who married another Scorpio, it’s the best relationship I’ve ever had.

No. 157664

>schizophrenia thread

No. 157718

>>157584
lol it depends on the man. Scorps are famous for going to extremes: either extremely good or extremely bad, there's rarely an in-between with them.

No. 157719

>>157606
Try having your chart read by a professional, reputable astrologer and see if you still feel the same way. I had my chart read years ago and I occasionally look back at the insights and am impressed with how on point most of them were and how valuable some of it still is for me.

No. 157720

>>157635
I don't know what it is with scorpio moons but I've personally yet to meet one that wasn't toxic! It's probably the most difficult moon next to capricorn - both are considered horribly challenging placements.

No. 158131

Every time I have an inexplicable thing for someone it's either
>capricorn heavy chart
>aquarius in a prominent spot
>scorpio or gemini in ascendant or sun
I love them I can't help it.

No. 158134

Anons I know nothing about astro but what does a scorpio stellium mean

No. 158137

>>157590
Kek as a Capricorn I love Virgos, both guys and girls. From the Earth signs it's Taurus I can't stand and never was able to make good friends with.
I've been told I'm not the usual Cap tho, I'm more chill and don't give a fuck about ambition or status so maybe that's what gets in your way?

No. 158139

>>158134
It means you have 3 or more placements in Scorpio. Stellium = 3 or more placements of a sign in your chart. I have stelliums in Scorpio and Pisces kek

No. 158140

>>158139
So if someone has six places in Scorpio what does that mean. I’m nosy and like this person.

No. 158144

>>158140
I think it's still only a stellium, they just have a Scorpio-heavy chart. You can look up what each planet represents and how scorpio placement affects that if you're interested, but generally speaking, Scorpios have a bad rep but are awesome (imo). They're personally one of my favorite signs. They're very loyal, intelligent, mysterious, determined, sexy, general badasses, etc, which some people can read as dishonest, manipulative, clingy, things like that. Do you happen to know any of your chart or even just your sun sign?

No. 158158

>>158144
Thank you anon! I generally avoid Astro sites because they give me a headache, so I do genuinely appreciate the spoonfeed kek. I’m a cancer with a gem venus and rising and i have no idea what any of that mean or if it even matters.

No. 158164

>>158158
That's not bad, Cancers and Scorpios are both water signs, so although different, you'll probably get along quite well, and if anything, your Scorpio beau might feel very protective of you. Gemini is another controversial sign, and it's your rising meaning it's what you project/how other people often perceive you. Gemini is a mutable sign ie easily adaptable to situations. Venus is the sign of love, so having that in Gemini indicates that you take Gemini traits, like mutability, into your courting, ie want to playfully impress them with your knowledge of things they or you know well, tease them, things like that. I hope this isn't too spergy or presumptuous kek.

No. 158166

>>157718
this. scorpios are either my very best friends or cut out of my life from being toxic as hell, no in between. it’s always later I learn they’re a scorpio too so I’m not judging them at the time for their star sign, it’s such a weird trend.

No. 158285

>>158164
No I think it can be fun, thank you anon. I’ve never really been interested in astrology but having six houses? (is that what they’re called? maybe I’m getting it wrong kek) in Scorpio seemed interesting to me, I didn’t know people had charts so heavy with one sign.

No. 158304

Anyone know where to get a birth chart reading that isn't like $150?

No. 158308

What does it say about me that I was born on the Capricorn-Aquarius cusp?

No. 158317

>>158304
I think fiverr has some.

No. 158338

>>158308
Cusps are bs, it's either or

No. 158438

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>>158285
There are 12 houses. The first 6 are "personal houses" having to do mostly with your inner world personal development, the last 6 are "public" pertaining to the world at large, minus the 12th house which has more to do with the subconscious/deeply hidden aspects of the personality. The placements of the planets in each house is determined by your time of birth.
>>158308
Yeah cusps aren't real. If you're on a "cusp" the only way to know for sure is to use the time you were born and cast a chart. This site offers free electronic charts (not made by a person): https://alabe.com/freechart/

No. 158439

>>158137
>I'm not the usual Cap tho, don't give a fuck about ambition or status
The rest of your chart must clash with Cap status quo then, i'm thinking Aries/Aquarius/Sag/Pisces

No. 158465

>>158439
I have an Aries moon but none of the others (Lilith can suck my ass). I posted my chart here before, it's >>149195.

No. 158603

>>158465
I'm surprised to see all those earth placements, plus a stellium in Cap and Cap rising lol. Saturn rules your chart. Lilith is an asteroid, I don't look into those much unless they're heavily aspected. Cap/Aries are both cardinal signs giving good leadership capability and personal drive. I can't imagine you being anything but driven, if not towards a career then towards your own personal goals and interests.

You might have a lot of hard aspects (square/opposition) to your sun/Asc and possibly to Saturn, which could throttle the usual Cap ambition. Unless your Aries moon is poorly aspected, it might be your saving grace from the famous Capricorn melancholy.

I would double check your birth time to make sure it's accurate though.

No. 159554

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Just got into astrology

No. 159871

i did a chart and it seems that mine's all over the place and contradicts itself?

what I got was
>Sun is in 17 Degrees Pisces.
>Extremely sensitive and emotional, you absorb the emotions of others (whether positive or negative) like a sponge. Emotionally vulnerable, you are easily upset and tend to cry readily. – Shy, dreamy, romantic in nature, you delight in retreating into your private fantasy world.

>Moon is in 03 Degrees Aquarius.

>Very freedom-oriented, you must always be able to do what you wish, no matter what. – You appreciate emotional self-control,you practice it yourself and you look for it in others. You solve problems, including emotional ones, with your brains and intellect, not your feelings. Try to be tolerant of those who have powerful and obvious emotional responses – not everyone is as objective, cool, dispassionate and detached as you are.

how am I both extremely sensitive and emotional but also dispassionate and detached? should I be reading this differently?

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Does anyone want to drag my chart? lol

No. 161843

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I’m a Pisces and every time I tell my boyfriend I’m having a good day, he sends me this kek

No. 161844

>>161843
This is so cute! Pisces solidarity ♥

No. 162691

Found out I have Sun in 12th house and Mars in 12th house. How fucked am I?

No. 162692

What kind of natal chart and sign would the first person born on another planet or in space have?

No. 162693

god this thread was so cringe with all that gemini/cap hate
there are some signs i don't like, but saying "all capss should die uwu" is really ridiculous and ruins the thread

saged

No. 162703

>>161854
I’ve got Saturn retrograde in the 7th house. Let’s get through it together, anon

No. 162801

>>162693
>t. cap

No. 165084

>>160877
>aqua sun + mercury
We'd probably get along

No. 169185

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I still fail to understand how come I have so much Aries in my birth chart, including sun sign, yet I'm the furthest thing from the typical Aries. i'm a n00b, pls eli5

No. 169188

>>169185
Astrology isn't real(hide the thread)

No. 171208

how screwed am I as a gemini sun and virgo rising+moon? I'm like a different people in front and far from others lol

No. 171211

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>tfw virgo and liked pisces girl
>looked all astrology sites
>basically as they are opposite signs so they are either a match made in heaven or completely a failure depending on who you ask
>well, opposite do attract
>she likes me
>we date four years
>break up
>perhaps not meant to be with romantically, but completely sure i found my soul mate.

opposite signs gang where you at !?

No. 171482

Maybe this isn't an astrology question, but I am curious.

Anons, do you like the month in which you were born? Do you feel at home when it comes around?

No. 171484

>>171482
I'm a libra born very close to the autumn equinox, I like autumn and September, the sky is always nice because of the light balance but I prefer the summer. I found out the moon is my dominant planet in my chart and I love cancer season and I always crush on cancers even tho Libra and cancer are suppose to clash.

No. 171496

>>171482
I’m a Scorpio and I hate the fall. I wish it could be summer every day.

No. 171498

>>169185
Try astro-seek. It gives you a really good run down of your aspects, which planets are particularly dominant in your chart, etc. Your rising sign also has a lot to do with how you present yourself to others, and some astrologists claim it can take up an entire chart. Your rising sign is cancer, which is quite different from aries

No. 171499

>>171482
Aquarius here. I hate winter with a passion and wish I was born in the fall.

No. 171500

>>171482
I'm a (triple-12H) Leo and August is the best month of the year. When August arrives I feel like the sun is inside of me

No. 171504

>>171500
that's adorable, anon

I'm a Scorpio / Scorpio rising and I have always found fall to be an energizing time. I like winter too. Hate spring/summer.

No. 171531

>>171482
i'm a gemini sun born in may. (cap moon cancer asc) i only like may when it's warm, but not hot..which is rare here. i prefer fall and winter. i feel alive when it's snowy and cold

No. 171949

>>171482
December cap and I fucking hate winter, it never snows where I live and it's really a very cold autumn.
I do love the Christmas part of it though.

No. 172095

Which has more of a bearing on how you come across to others, your rising sign or signature sign? I'm a scorpio rising with an aquarius signature and I honestly have no idea which is more "obvious." I don't have anyone to discuss this with IRL that is also into astrology lmao

No. 172107

>>172095
I think your rising sign is how you are perceived by the others and your moon sign is your inner/emotional world. So if you are scorpio rising people see you more like a scorpio than as your sun sign.

No. 172169

>>171482
September Virgo here

I hated it when I was a kid because it was around the time school started plus 9/11. But I like it now. Summer, my birthday, then Halloween, then Christmas is a good combo.

No. 174604

My sun sign is Libra in the 12th house at 0 degrees. Am I fucked or is that not a bad thing? I was born on September 23 if that is helpful at all.

No. 175932

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Okay nonnies here's my chart, would love to hear your thoughts, i'm deadly curious about what you think.

I have to say I love Leos and Sagittarians and I have a great time with others who have fire signs in mercury, its a lot of fun.
I can't stand Scorpio suns but Scorpio moons are fucking self destructive bpd psychos who will try to bring you down with them and drown you in the bottomless depths of their misery, and you'll always have to walk on eggshells around them because they're so hypersensitive, they'll throw a fit for the slightest thing and attempt to destroy you for it (especially those with scorpio pluto). Really vindictive and vile.
Capricorns are boring, Venus Geminis are absolute whores (the men are STD ridden community dick) and anyone with a Capricorn sun, Scorpio moon, Aquarius Venus, Scorpio Pluto combined in their chart, is the literal devil.
Aquarius moons are just fucking autistic, they can't navigate emotions especially the emotions of a relationship, they're so detached. All of the air moons are emotionally retarded, except for Libra moon, maybe.

No. 175942

>>175932
There's a lot of cancer going on in your chart and maybe that's why you're such a whiny little bitch. I see you've done a lot of complaining about nearly every sign's emotional depth but maybe they don't wanna let your nosy ass in dog.
my mercury is in virgo i get to be an asshole sorry stars said so

No. 175943

>>175932
It do be that cancer making you into this whiny victim, every cancer i have known has this odd "i am so emotional, an empath mayhaps, others are just selfish and naive" when in reality it's just martyr cancer games year around. They can be cool but there's always even a hint of that behind there.

No. 175950

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Anyone see anything interesting in this chart?

No. 175955

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I've been able to check what the individual placements on my chart and even the relationships mean but I'm having a bad time trying to put all the parts together into a whole other than "Hmmm… big triangle…"

No. 175956

>>175950
quirky

No. 175977

>>175956
What part of it is quirky?

No. 175982

>>175943
>>175942
I actually relate more with my Aries moon and mercury so i'm not that emotional and I dont brand myself as an empath or martyr kek a retarded montage of that creep Shane Dawson (Cancer sun) comes to mind repeatedly saying to everyone 'i'm suuuch an empath you guys.' The signs I did hate on though, really, that's honestly what i've observed and experienced in people with those certain placements. I don't think talking bluntly about it is being whiny anons.

No. 175991

>>175982
You're still whining omfg

No. 175998

i was born on 12/22 2:02 pm and i still dont know if im a sagittarius or a capricorn

No. 176013

I’m Scorpio sun, Libra moon, and Aquarius ascendant. Yes, I am mentally ill.

No. 176037

>>175991
Girlll, you're literally sat there whining over other anons whining like stop whinging already and post astro shit? You're whinier than the other anon.
So anyway, does anyone know about the houses and how to figure them out in a chart? I have no clue about them.

No. 176053

>>175998
idk your sign either but 222 is a very powerful angel number. love and light to you anon

No. 176146

>>176013
Woah, we nearly match. Scorpio Sun, Libra Moon and Sagittarius rising

No. 177747

Finally found the thread.
Are all capricorn men cold and cheap? It's literally the worst thing I had to deal with

No. 177753

>>177747
I thought gemini men were the worst? My friends dated gemini men who were ADHD OCD-ers and acted like r/im14andthisisdeep

No. 177755

>>177753
Let's agree first that all men are retarded despite their signs. But capricorn was a nightmare literally he's cheap and thinks he's hot when he's literally the ugliest fugliest shit I've ever seen

No. 177756

>>177755
The question here is why are around that ugliest fugliest

No. 177757

>>177756
Do you really want to know the story anon?

No. 178423

>>175932
>and anyone with a Capricorn sun, … Scorpio Pluto combined in their chart, is the literal devil.
Gee I wish. We share the Aries moon nonnie, how's lashing out at anyone when you're not ok going?

>>175998
Cap according to most astrology books.

>>177747
According to my littleknowledge in astrology and men I will try to sum it up
Aries: dirtbags who go head first into anything but never settle
Taurus: the most prone to cheating
Gemini: manipulative manwhores
Cancer: manipulative manwhores who hide it under a layer of uwu softboy
Leo: flashy scumbags
Virgo: perhaps the least bad in the bunch, still manipulative if you let them under your skin
Libra: dumb airheads, make great himbos but never expect commitment
Scorpio: alcoholic 3edgy5u types
Saggitarius: fucking crybabies istg they act proud but they whine more than cancers
Capricorn: stubborn scumbags, emotionally stunted
Aquarius: either stoner dgaf types or sjw types
Pisces: manipulative crybabies

No. 179289

>>178423
>how's lashing out at anyone when you're not ok going?

idk fellow aries moon anon, what do you mean?

No. 179297

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I think astrology is bullshit but it's fun at the same time
People seem to be comfortable around me but inside I am a judgemental bitch with low self esteem

No. 179302

what do you think of libra men anons? would scorpio and libra work together?

No. 182458

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My birth chart is pretty one-sided, apparently. Anyone else?

No. 182472

>>178423
>Gemini: manipulative manwhores
Also noncommittal pissbabies who will throw a mantrum if you move on from them.

No. 182559

>>182458
what site did you use for this?

No. 182561

>>179302
Libras are wishy washy men. I'm a scorpio and I wanted commitment, they can't take a choice and are piss babies. Get yourself a taurus please.

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>>182458
I am quite the opposite, mine is all over the place but I really like the shape.
No idea to what it means, though.
i like scorpios hehe

No. 182569

>>182458
I think that's called a bucket chart. You can google what that means.

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>>182458
Hehe I have no idea hehe

No. 182580

>>182458
I'm an Aquarius rising too but my midheaven is in sagitarrius along with my moon sign. We've the same cap placements too, were you born early 90s too?

No. 182581

>>182580
Samefag just noticed the date lol

No. 182605

>>182580
Not to samefag again but I just realised we share the same big 3 but our sun and moon is switched like I'm sag sun and libra moon. I like knowing there's another anon similar to me

No. 182777

I ghosted a capricorn mf for over a month. Will he try to contact me again? I want to ghost him more I'm not done.

No. 182928

>>182777
Are you trying to dump him? Knowing Capricorns I'm pretty sure he'll ghost you for twice as long when you contact him again

No. 182936

>>182928
I'll never contact him first.
I just ghosted him without explanation. He deserved it. But it's fun to ghost his ass

No. 184147

anyone can give just some general relationship advice based on sun/moon combos? i don't know much about this stuff. i'm a libra sun / aries moon and my bf is a sagittarius sun / scorpio moon

No. 184160

So if men and women from the same sign are different, does that mean reading gay couples compatibility is different? Does gay astrology exist kek?

No. 184165

>>182561
Anon you were so right wtf

No. 184260

>>184147
Based on your moon signs, I'd say learning and understanding each other's emotional nature will be important. Scorpio moons are super moody, they have intense spikes and dips and like to stew in their feelings for a while before moving on. The sag sun might help cause sag don't tend to stay on one thing for too long but there will be occasional angsty 2edgy4me time.

Aries moon is like a lil kid, they're are quick to burn through whatever they're feeling maybe have a shouting match and like "ok whats next". Aries moon also tend to be super impatient, nothing ever happens fast enough. So if the scorp moon is brooding over whatever and taking too long it can get frustrating. Libras are air signs and don't like to dwell too much in their feelings so really try to communicate the differences in a neutral setting so when shit hits the fan, there will already be an understanding established beforehand.

No. 184267

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I don't take astrology that seriously, but if there's one stereotype I do believe in it's that geminis are indecisive and fickle as fuck. Anytime a gemini friend makes plans to hang out with me they forget or reschedule, it's very rare that they'll actually do what they said they will do when they said they would do it.

And gemini moids are the absolute worst when it comes to mixed signals. They shy away from commitment but will still expect you to always be there for them when it suits them. If you decide to cut them off romantically due to their inconsistency they'll resent you because they can't have their cake and eat it too. It's the type of behavior that makes you lay awake at night analyzing the situation because you can't figure out what he wants, until it dawns you that it's because he doesn't know what he wants.

No. 184284

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I need a good laugh today
Anyone wanna roast my Chart?

No. 184559

bumping for question: what is most relevant in your chart aside from sun, moon, and asc? And do you all like western or indian astrology better? I've heard western astrology is based upon bs assumptions so indian astrology would be more accurate

No. 184563

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Taurus sun, Scorpio moon and rising - ik I'm satan apparently but what are other typical characteristics of this combo? Any opinions on someone with it?

I've also been told that my natal chart is terrible, like cursed actually kek. I don't think too much about it but it'd be helpful if someone could tell me whether or not my chart is actually screwed up. Afaik the main thing I remember was my moon and sun are opposing and they're Taurus and Scorpio of all signs which makes it worse for some reason.

No. 184565

>>184559
Aside from the big three Mercury, Venus, and Mars are also pretty important. The other planets move to slow to really make an impact on an individual's personality because they take years to change signs and apply to a lot of people.

No. 184567

>>184563
I also have Taurus sun and Scorpio moon, I haven't heard anything about being cursed lol. But I've heard that if your moon is in Scorpio it's even more intense than if it's your sun. Also since Taurus and Scorpio are opposing signs they're apparently one of the best pairings for relationships; opposites attract and all that. It's interesting and makes a lot of sense because my ex was a Scorpio sun AND Scorpio moon so everything was very passionate but also very tumultuous and confusing

No. 184569

>>184267
my dad & I are both geminis, we are both extremely indecisive and fickle so yeah you might be onto something

No. 184588

Is there a Korean equivalent for the birth chart? My bf’s Korean grandma asked what time I was born and I wanna know what info she’s learning about me kek

No. 184636

>>184588
This was the most relevant article I found that wasn't just the 12 animal zodiacs: https://kpopjacketlady.com/2017/01/10/your-horoscope-in-korea/

This might be of your interest:
>In Korean before the western method of time keeping, each day was broken down into 12 two hour segments. Each of these was named after a Sibijisin or guardian animal, as in the zodiac. So for example the time between 11 pm and 1 am was Jasi as it was believed the rat/mouse was most active at this time.

No. 184841

>>184636
This is really cool actually, thank you for finding this.

No. 185151

>>184565
Thank you anon, that's super helpful
>>184567
I actually think mine might be due to the moon and sun and their houses because it's oddly specific, like your parents being polar opposite people and it causing extreme childhood trauma. Tbh I've wondered why it is that my sister went through the same trauma but it isn't in her chart at all.

No. 185696

>>184147
Aries and scorpio are both ruled by Mars so fights will be explosive. The scorpio moid will try to dominate and control the Aries woman and the Aries woman will fight back as she should and will not be dominated. She demands respect. Aries moon is confident and aggressive, the trailblazer, and isn't one to play mind games or manipulate and is usually very honest and blunt. Aries is the most powerful sign and is in charge of all the other signs, remember, Aries is first. Which also makes them the baby of zodiac. They possess a child-like innocence. Scorpio moons are more scorpio than scorpio suns so expect extremely manipulative behaviour and nastiness, especially if they take to heart Aries moon's blunt words because the scorpio is so fucking sensitive they get hurt by the slightest thing. Think Onision, a scorpio sun and scorpio moon, jfc. Aries moon anger is explosive and frightening but is short lived then moves onto the next thing, acting like nothing happened and things resume normalcy. Aries doesnt tend to hold grudges whereas scorpio moon will hold a grudge and plot against you and weaponise everything you ever told them, against you. They are seriously insidious and vindictive and scorpio moon is a placement for bpd. It's also a fixed water sign, so they'll be stubborn. Very black and white thinking. Whereas Aries is cardinal fire, they adapt and keep it moving.
Scorpio moons are weak and pathetic, they lash out against you when they can't deal with their own shit and Aries moon hates weakness.
I knew of a sag sun, scorpio moon scrote and he beat his girlfriend. He broke her teeth and gave her a black eye, then lied about it, said immigrants beat her up one night she was out alone. Manipulative and abusive. Both physically and emotionally.

No. 185732

Any insight for a virgo/libra/scorp woman with a leo/scorp/scorp man?

No. 185918


No. 185921

>>184559
It really depends on the chart and what planets and signs are more dominant due to their placements and anything that aspects it. My Libra sun is very weak in my chart, my moon sign is my most dominant/impactful position in my chart, then my mercury sign. My sun is in the fall and my mercury is in Virgo so it outranks and my moon sign rules my midheaven and has a bunch of aspects in the same sign so I definitely feel that signs energy more than my Libra sun. I definitely have the can't make a decision qualities of a Libra though.

No. 185923

>>185732
Libra and virgo have similar qualities and you both have scorp placements. Libras and Leos usually get on well too.

No. 186371

I paid for a personalised astrology in lieu of therapy and the results are surprising. I always thought the big 3 were the most important, but my 3 dominant planets are the moon, jupiter and Mars. And my dominant signs are sag, cap and virgo. My big 3 are 2 air and the sag moon and now I find out I've got all this earth energy!!? I must be spiralling because according to the report I should be a hard worker and I've been chilling at rock bottom for quite the while. Further reading is required.

No. 186372

>>186371
Why would you pay for that when you can get that online for free

No. 186374

>>186372
It was on sale and the free ones don't give you the break downs and the charts like they do for famous people.

No. 186377

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>>186374
The free ones don't break down the houses, planets and signs and elements and all the aspects etc.

No. 186397

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anyone ever met someone with a very similar chart?

last year i dated someone and we had the exact same birthday! neither of us knew the exact hour we were born, but it was fucking weird anyway.

things got super intense super fast. but the relationship was very short. i like know that their first girlfriend was tragically murdered (only people from his hometown know this because they knew her, but when they moved to my city they decided they not to tell anyone about her because of how traumatic it was) and every gory detail about the situation. but like… we were together a very short time and we havent spoken ever since. feels like we are a complete strangers again. we had an intimate connection and it was quickly gone. maybe it could have lasted longer but he went back to his hometown and ended it. he's back in my city but i ignore their texts (he didnt want to do long distance even though it was obvious to me he was going to come crawling back to live in my city).

oh well, i thought it had to be destiny lol. it wasnt.

No. 186442

I’ve been wondering about this, what about babies who were due to born a few weeks earlier or later than they actually were? Like say you were born a month earlier than expected, does that effect your chart in any way?

No. 186445

>>186442
Curious about this as well

No. 186447

>>186397
I get this person's pronouns are he/they but the constant switching is really annoying. Just stick to one of them for fucks sake I got dizzy reading your shit.

No. 186467

>>186447
>I got dizzy reading your shit.
Bullshit. Nobody is THAT stupid. You understood all well. You just have a problem with pronouns.
I don't care about your ideology, think what you will, but don't try to dictate how other people write.

No. 186469

>>186467
NTA but step off. i have 2 english degrees switching up pronouns is confoundingly stupid and frustrating.

who gives a shit about snowflake pronouns

No. 186470

>>186469
shit, ok, I'll step off, I have only IELTS…

No. 186474

>>186467
No one cares about your retarded pronouns

No. 186476

>>186474
This anon does enough to derail about it
>>186447

This anon does enough to defend it and look like an idiot for doing it >>186469

This anon does enough to post her non-contribution >>186474

You do. You care. I don't.

No. 186478


No. 186484

>>186442
>>186445
No. Your astrological natal chart is composed the moment you are birthed. It's the birth chart.

No. 186639

back to astrology, are people who are insistent about their pronouns and other weird genderspecial shit more likely to have certain elements in their chart? kek

No. 193129

Felt inspired by the dumbass shit thread to bump this. I want to know farmers rising sign.

I'm an aquarius rising and I know there's other farmers who are too. It's the least common rising sign and I want to know if lc has an abundance of misfits.

No. 193148

>>193129
Mine is leo. My sun is actually Aquarius, though.

No. 193186

>>171482
Virgo, born mid September. I like it, it feels like that's when the new year starts for me. Probably something to do with school starting around then, harvest, etc. Lots of nice celebrations around autumn too like the other anon said.

But I love July/August much more. I feel "at home" at the peak of summer.

No. 193195

>>193129
my rising sign is aquarius too kek

No. 193210

>>193129
I’m aquarius rising too!

No. 193275

scorpio, scorpio rising
cancer moon
and 4 other things in scorpio iirc

No. 193422

>>193129
Sagittarius rising, sun taurus

No. 193423

plugging my fave @elysianaquarius, definitely sounds woo at first glance but helps contextualize transits and astrology in a way that’s useful for personal growth and consideration. discovered him on tiktok but he’s also on twitter/instagram

No. 193437

>>193422
You sound pretty.

No. 193441

>>193129
I'm a Sagittarius rising. Cancer sun.

A ridiculous amount of my friends are born in Aquarius, it might be my favorite sign for that reason. I really like air signs in general.

No. 193449

>>193129
Scorpio rising. But Virgo sun.

No. 193520

I was wondering if any anons could give any insights on being a Scorpio sun, Taurus moon, Scorpio rising?

No. 193557

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Anyone else here have signs that just don't seem to fit them whatsoever?
>gemini
>supposedly cunning social butterfly who easily makes superficial friends
But I'm a naive social disaster who will feel anxious around anyone except my few really close friends
>taurus rising
>patient realists who dislike change and like to work in groups
But I'm always dreaming, love change and variety, prefer solo work, etc
>capricorn moon
>aloof or seemingly cold, ambitious, goal oriented
But I'm super emotionally open, incapable of hiding my feelings, and a lazy unambitious fuck to boot

I know astrology isn't really something to take seriously and I don't especially mind, but I do think it's funny how I tend to relate more to almost any other sign description.
Also
>'as a gemini you love change and exploring new things'
>'as a taurus rising you dislike changes and prefer to stick to the status quo'
Which is it supposed to be reeee

No. 194728

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I looked up Megan Thee Stallion's birth chart out of curiosity and was surprised to see that we have a lot of major placements in common. Sun Moon, Mercury, and Venus. Any other anons have a celebrity twin?

No. 194735

I discovered almost everything in my chart is Cancer leaning, it kinda offended me because I'm emotionally cold, very unorthodox and hate tradition but my chart was implying I'm a motherly crybaby who cares too much and is tradicional af, disappointed.

No. 194740

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Can someone please explain my chart, why am I so impulsive and prone to sadness

No. 194749

>>194728
Hilary Duff has the same rising sun and moon as me. I hit a lot of the same aspects as Stalin as well which concerns me as I definitely have a lot of anger issues.

No. 200078

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for the anon that asked in /ot/, here's my birth chart
how do i go about interpreting it?

No. 200079

>>193129
You likely have weird teeth. Either there's something wrong with their alignment or you have a crooked tooth or gummy smile, or they're simply not straight. Aquarius influenced people always have fucked up teeth naturally.

No. 200080

>>193129
Cancer rising, Taurus sun

No. 200084

>>175991
Stupid cunt.

No. 200090

>>200078
Hope you get some help anon. I have no idea how to go about it either. I found reading the dominant planets page and googling around a bit to be the most enlightening, but there's probably a better way.

No. 200102

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>>200078
Okay so here's a quick breakdown for birthcharts. I might come back to give a more detailed descrip later but in the meanwhile look through what I wrote and do a little google research.

The basics is that when we are born, all the planets are in a specific sign in the sky. You can think of the oribit of a planet as a circle, and that circle is divided up into twelve sections corresponding to the twelve signs. In the exact moment you are born, the birthchart is a snapshot of the sky and where each planet is, hence the circular birthchart. It is believed that the energies from these planets provide a sort of blue print for you personality.

Now, when it comes to interpreting it. Every planet is representative of a different aspect of your personality. The sign that everyone (non astrology ppl) seems to know is the sun sign, which represents the ego or the overall essence of you being. But the moon, mercury, venus etc correspond to more specific parts of your personality and can differ for people even though they might have the same sun sign.

Look at the line chart under the circle chart. This tells you where all your planets were when you are born. You sun is in libra, your moon is in aries, your mercury in virgo etc. (you may want to learn the glyphs for each sign and planet in order to read this better). See pic related for what each planet represents.

For example then, your moon (represents emotions) is in Aries. Now you want to look at the characteristics of Aries and apply it to what the planet represents. Simply google "moon in aries" traits and you should be able to find many resources with a description. In my experience, moon in Aries tend to be very impatient, nothing ever happens fast enough for these types. They are also kids at heart and can be emotionally impulsive.

Now you do this for the next one, mercury in virgo, venus in leo, so on and so forth. As a beginner, I recommend you start with the following planets: Sun, moon, mercury, venus, mars and the ascendant (yours is in sag). Do a online search for these descriptions and see what sticks. Not everything will be true and this is just a surface level interpretation. When you are more comfortable with this, you can move on to the remaining planets.

Some extra info: There are four elements in total, fire, earth, air and water. Each element has three signs and they're own set of characteristics. Fire (aries, leo, sag) is enthusiastic and passionate, Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Cap) is stable and practical, Air (Gemini, Libra, Aqua) is cerebral and communicative, Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces) is sensitive and emotional. Check which sign belongs to which element, it will help you familiarize with their traits.

There are other more advanced insights (aspects, modality, houses etc) but leave that out for now it will only confuse you. Just start with the planets I've listed and see how it goes. I'm always happy to answer any questions, this is a hobby I'm passionate about and I love to teach others.

No. 200108

>>200102
damn anon thank you so much for this and taking the time to write it out. i don't know what to say. i'll go through my sun moon mercury venus and mars and see what's going on. what do i do with contradictory information though? like aren't the signs totally different from each other, so when they get put in your planets, what if one sign is super emotional and another is really practical, i don't feel like most people are homunculus' like that kek

No. 200109

>>200090
the anon below you posted a really helpful overview!

No. 200112

Hey, I'm the original Astro anon here from unpopular opinion #51, I'm willing to read some of you guys' charts if you like. I'm still very much a beginner but I will try my best to interpret some of your birth charts. Remember to use astro.com for your charts anons~~

No. 200113

>>200112
I will read 3 birth charts first, it's going to be a little bit time-consuming because I'm going to type out a whole paragraph like >>200102 does so please be patient and id love some feedback pls.

No. 200114

>>200112
>>200113
hey, i'm the anon you told to post here lol. if you wanna read mine it's a few posts up!

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No. 200124

>>200112
Op here, currently not taking any more readings except for these ones!
>>200117
>>200120
>>200119
>>200078 (Use astro.com anon)
I'm currently very busy at the moment so remember to check back on Monday or Tuesday-ish for your reading. If there are any problems along the way id report back so you don't have to wait for me.

No. 200125

>>200124
Thanks anon!

No. 200126

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>>200124
sorry nonny. ty for the reading

No. 200130

>>200108
All the energies of your chart are working together and when there are contradicting signs/energies, you may feel tension in that area of your life or personality. To put it more technically, there are energies that harmonious and energies that are opposing. This area is covered under "aspects" in astrology and it talks about the angles the signs make with one another and how they affect each other.

I know you're just starting out so I won't go too much into detail about the aspects but I'll give you an example of how this works.

From your chart, I see you have a libra sun and an aries moon. This is what's called an opposition. Libra and Aries are opposites (or what's called sister signs), Libra is all about partnership and harmony and keeping the peace, Aries says I'm going to do what I want and I don't give a fuck what you think about it. So, this creates an internal struggle because while your general essence wants to be paired up with a partner or bff, emotionally you crave the freedom to just do your own thing without compromise.

Your chart tells me you're quite sociable and extroverted, so try to think of a time where you had to choose between pleasing those around you at the expense of giving up something you want OR having a "fuck it" moment to be selfish at the expense of hurting the feelings of others. This should be a common and reoccuring theme in your life and is a good example of how these conflicting energies play out.

No. 200150

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From what I gather almost everything on my chart is in some form of conflict (Pisces Sun, Virgo Moon, Sagittarius ascendant). I'm an outgoing introvert who finds happiness in small things while harboring grandiose aspirations. kek.

If some anon has the time to explain the details to me I'd be very grateful, but no pressure.

No. 200226

This might have been mentioned before but I noticed a lot of cows on this site have a Pisces Moon.

There were a few others but the ones I remember off the top of my head: Shayna/Dolly Mattell, Lillee Jean, Lori/Usagi Kou.

No offense to the healthy pisces moons out there, just thought it was an interesting pattern..

No. 200286

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>single
>capricorn moon
>scorpio venus/mars

No. 200323

>>200286
You are worthy of love anon, the right one will come soon, focus on yourself for the time being.
>>200226
Pisces moon can be very manipulative sometimes anon, and i can see they can use it to their fullest potential if they can. On the flip side they can be very kind and artistic too.

No. 200324

>>200124
Hey so i have some bad news anons…my laptop charger broke and i have a shit load of uni work to do on my phone this week. Due to the pandemic became so much worse in my country it will take awhile for the charger to come so i have to postpone my reading until next weekend. I do apologize for the inconveniences, hope you guys will understand.

No. 200337

>>200286
What game is this from??? I need to know

No. 200603

hey anons I saw a good reading on chris chan on KF where the astrologer mentioned she uses fagan/bradley sidereal astrology. this is not technically the same as indian sidereal charts i think. does anyone know where i can find free resources for interpreting my own chart based on this system and not indian/western astrology? i want to interpret mine similar to how this user did for CWC
https://kiwifarms.is/threads/the-astrology-of-chris-chan.96691/

No. 200707

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So I know jackshit about astrology but apparently I'm a Cancer Sun, Libra Moon, Cancer Rising, what does it mean anons?

No. 200727

>>200707
I'd say clingy crybaby that need a lot of sex and cuddles afterwards or else you'll think they hate you

No. 200754

If I'm a Taurus sun, Leo moon, Libra rising, then why tf am I an ugly awkward neet? I feel cheated.

No. 200759

>>200754
Probably because you care more about food and naps than about your appearance.

No. 200808

>>200727
How can you make that assumption when you don't even know their Venus sign and Mars sign? The two planets that show their love style, how they act in relationships and their sexual needs? Lmao retard.

No. 200820

>>200754
>>200808
I have the same placements and I'm also an awkward ugly neet. Which weird because libra rising are supposed to be attractive, popular, and very social people.
My mars is in virgo and venus in gemini.

No. 200821

>>200820
Maybe we're underdeveloped (Taurus can be lazy, Leo is too proud to do work seen as below them, Libra honestly idk I blame the autism).

No. 200822

I even asked a professional astrologer and was told that according to my chart I'm supposed to be rich, successful, and popular in my workplace. But right now I'm an unemployed neet loser so maybe these things will happen when I'm older? idk

No. 200838

>>200822
What's going on with your Saturn and 10th house? Sometimes (just as an example) people with saturn in 10th or in aspect to the Midheaven might find success much later in life

No. 200874

Cap sun with pisces moon/pisces ascendant, and I'm the most head-in-the-clouds capricorn ever. I can be critical and I have very picky taste about creative things, but I'm pretty chill otherwise. I hate competition lmao.

One thing anons, is there anything on a chart that says something about a person's luck? I'm an unusually lucky person and I have a really weird power of prediction for stuff (like knowing what card I'm going to pull out of a deck). I win a lot of games of chance, like gambling/gacha/etc. I've heard it's because of my double pisces which I find interesting.

No. 200876

>>200874
give me a link to that pls anon

No. 200879

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>>200876
do you mean my natal chart or the website? either way here's both

No. 200880

>>200874
Your jupiter is retrograde

It's in the 4th house so you might want to focus on home life, family, comforts, or resonate moon-like energy to find your luck

No. 200887

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>>200822
Ikr, wtf is going on. Still learning astrology but right angles are bad right? It looks like I have some. Could someone smart pls look?

No. 200891

How accurate are Solar Return charts with predicting the year ahead?

No. 200893

>>200874
thats so interesting because i'm pisces sun/pisces moon/libra or virgo asc and i feel like i'm very unlucky i was actually talking about this with another pisces sun/pisces moon friend and he says the same thing its like anything that can go wrong goes wrong for us, its more of a daily life thing tho i lucked out on some things at birth which i'm grateful for

No. 200923

Nonas, I have Moon in Libra (12th house) trine Saturn in Aquarius (4th house.)

What does it mean.

No. 200938

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Aries sun, moon, mercury with Gemini ascendant, Venus and Mars checking in bitches. What it say astroanons?

No. 200939

>>200822
Oh anon I don’t know how to break it to you but our lives aren’t dictated by the stars

No. 200944

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>>200112
Here's my chart, I think you might find it particularly interesting. Eager to know your thoughts anon.

No. 201050

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Atrsologyfags, what are your thoughts on the 4 humors in regards to astrology and food? I barely know anything about it, but I personally find it interesting. I don't know how my sign fits into this (I'm a Taurus) since some sources say Tauruses are melancholic, whilst others say Sanguine

No. 201267

>>200880
Thank you for the read nonna!

>>200893
Pisces sister! I hope your luck picks up eventually.

I know not everyone believes in past-lives, but I also think our lives now are here to teach us something, especially from a life we may not remember. At least that's how I try to cheer myself up when things don't go well.

No. 201938

>>200324
I miss u anon

No. 201967

>>200893
Pisces sun Virgo Moon Sagittarius rising anon here and SAME. I feel like Pisces makes me dreamy introverted creative whatever, the usual. Virgo somehow folds up the creativity and fits it in neat little boxes. (Wasting a whole lot of energy, thx), Nothing ever works out because I’m naive but also suspicious. Constantly overwhelmed but incapable of lowering my standards. So everything always has the worst possible outcome. And then Sagittarius rising makes others think that I have my shit together (I don’t) and makes me want to do grandiose stuff that I’m way too easily distracted am AND compulsive to actually pull of. Pisces + Virgo is zodiac hell.

No. 201974

has anyone paid to have their chart read? any suggestions?

No. 201994

>>201974
Seconding this, very curious as to where to get my chart read.

No. 201995

Honestly I have such a frustrating placement, I'm an aries rising and I've always had such a short fuse and can go from 0-100 in a second. But I have my moon in cancer, so every time I do have an argument with someone or I get heated, I get so guilty and end up crying and wallowing about it for ages. My sun is in libra and am constantly indecisive about how to act. I think these 3 placements in particular are what make it so hard for me to live life normally, I can barely find a job, I'm super lazy and have no friends.

No. 201996

>>201995
I also have major libra/Aries placements and I'm lazy as hell lmao just learn to embrace it nonna

No. 202005

>>201996
Aaaaaaaaaa!

No. 202008

Scorpios are sluts change my mind

No. 202015

>>202008
I haven't had sex or masturbated once in my entire life, stop stereotyping.

No. 202018

>>202015
>I haven't masturbated once in my entire life
maybe you should look into that… also masturbating frequently doesn't make someone a slut kek

No. 202020

>>202008
My Scorpio boyfriend has only been in LTRs and he won't agree to open up the relationship

No. 202302

>>202018
nta but you're really weird for saying this. masturbation isn't a requirement in life

No. 202674

im sick of the stigma there is in the community against my sign. from now on, if someone asks me what i am, i'll say aries or scorpio

No. 202676

>>202674
Found the Gemini
>Scorpio
Kek aren't there just as many stereotypes with that one?

No. 202677

I just did my sidereal chart and I feel like it's way more accurate than the traditional model. I've always been very confused by my supposed Scorpio rising bc I don't relate to the descriptions at all. Sidereal says I'm a Libra rising and the description is so fitting of me it's laughable.

No. 202682

Is Cancer sun, Capricorn moon, Virgo rising as bitch made as it sounds? I feel like everything I look at tells me to just give up on achieving and accept my role as a psychotic house mommy

No. 205260

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what does this mean? am I supposed to be hungry or something?

No. 207969

Nonas, which house system do you use and why? I'm conflicted between Koch, because that's what the majority of astrologers of the 80s seemed to use (which is where I have most of my books from lol) and Whole House, which on a personal level makes most sense to me, since WH ensures you get the influence of each house in your chart while other systems can disort your chart pretty bad depending on when or where you were born. Then again, the disortions don't happen every time (a friend of mine has a pretty much equal to WH system chart when using the Koch system, while mine has intercepted houses even though we're only four months apart and born in the same city), and different people care about different stuff, so the lack of influence of the houses may just express itself in a general disinterest in that specific theme in life. Feel free to comment even if you use neither Koch nor Whole Houses, I need every input I could get.

No. 208048

i hate taurus.

No. 208114

>>208048
W-why, anon? I'm achingly curious

No. 208134

>>208114
Nta but I'm an air sign and find Taurus so stubborn and set in their ways & ideals that I often mistake their lack of flexibility for stupidity. As I get older I'm trying to appreciate each sign for what they are, because let's face it, my life would be better if I was as consistent and patient as a Taurus.

No. 208135

>>207969
I use whole signs because not only it makes more sense to me but my natal chart feels more accurate that way. I think it's best to start with that as a beginner, because intercepted houses are super confusing to me especially when you try to look up the planets in transit. What happens when a planet is in a sign that is nowhere to be found in the houses?

No. 208137

Any info on Gemini guys/girls and Libra guys/girls?

No. 208151

>>208137
Good friendship connection but not much sexual chemistry. Libra men are notoriously commitment phobic and indecisive, grass is greener types. Gemini are the sluts of the zodiac. Could be FWB but doubtful long term prospects.

No. 208190

>>208114
They're boring, often vain/materialistic, clingy, stubborn, slow thinkers. They tend to be attractive, I'll give them that.

No. 208315

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anyone else cannot relate to their sign (nearly) at all ?
i freaking hate my goddamn sign so much. literally the worst one probably, doesnt fit me whatsoever. everytime i look up stereotypes its something like extroverted flirtatious indecisive megawhore who is super into justice or whatever. so not me at all quite literally opposite in fact… i am not interested in love at all or socializing or anything. i love being on my own and i would prefer it if i never had to interact with anyone in real life/social media that requires an account ever again. i am much more into peoplewatching. i dont care about my appearance and if there's one thing i absolutely hate its being the centre of attention. i am always the one making decisions for others by force since everyone else cant. my charm is completely non existent and ive never had an even slightly "romantic" situation in my life (understandable so). i am very plainfaced at best or straight up genuinely hideous if you asked me. i am not hardworking at all unless i have a new fixation on something. the only thing i can relate to is perfectionism as sometimes i'll even spend more than 15 minutes editing a screenshot so it looks nicer/neater, maybe its the only example i can think of right now but i am a mess in every single other domain i can think of.
i am a libra, chart if you're interested in my other placements, im not an astrology girl just interested to know if there are people out there like me and gave details as to why i cant relate

No. 208317

>>208315
Your moon sign being Scorpio is the explanation here. It fits you very well from your self description. Your sun sign isn’t the defining aspect of your whole life and personality. It has less to do with it than the vast majority of people think.

No. 208323

>>208151
>Gemini are the sluts of the zodiac
What do you mean? I'm a Gemini and I haven't done (almost) anything

No. 208355

>>208315
Like >>208317 said, it might be from your scorpio placements. The perfectionism can be found in virgo too. What is your ascendant? The ascendant can give people a whole different vibe too.

No. 208369

i'm a capricorn sun gemini moon cancer rising. how will i die?

No. 208381

>>208323
Nta but I'm a gemini and a virgin too, but being a "slut" can also apply to be commitment phobic like the anon says (that description of libra men fits geminis too imo). Idk about you but I've had a million crushes, many at the same time, we can talk and meet but I stop being interested in a short time and very often I get that "grass is greener" feeling

No. 208383

>>207969
I use whole house because it's tidy but I also don't place much importance in empty houses. If there is no planet there I interpret that as that aspect being unremarkable in one's life. It's not a point of tension or triumph, just average or maybe even unimportant to the person.

No. 208389

is it possible for other leos to be deeply attracted to other leos?

No. 208396

My sun in Scorpio, moon in Libra, and rising Aries really does explain my whole life. Looking into it, I don’t care if this shit isn’t actually real, it perfectly describes my whole being.

No. 208469

>I don’t care if this shit isn’t actually real, it perfectly describes my whole being
figuring out further than just sun sign and taking a look at the aspects really does give a simple layout "sheet" of things one might've been ignoring, or at least that's my experience with astrology

just took a deeper look at my chart too and felt called out

No. 208472

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I'm seeking a second opinion on my chart. I'm not an experienced interpreter, but looking at my aspects (especially the tough ones), conjuctions and getting familiar with Chiron positioning, I found myself able to recognize and relate to the things it suggests. Red lines are squares, Greens are trines.

I feel like I'm spiritually irresponsible when exposing people to unconventional ideas and I also know I have a traumatized femininity. I feel the safest out of limelight but I always end up being a fucking spectacle. I'm not suicidal but I've always had this thing in me telling that's my existence was a mistake. I'm afraid of even trying to capitalize on my ambitions and ability, my ego has been fragile in the past, still somewhat is and I'm easily ashamed and guilty. One good thing though is that I've managed to be there for others and made some beautiful friendships. I just overall want to do better in life and in relationships, I know I can/could but I just freeze.

No. 208475

>>208472
samefag but I forgot to ask if anyone here relates to any of this or has Chiron or Ascendant aspect related thoughts

No. 209008

>>208389
does a bear shit in the woods

No. 211194

What do you have against Gemini? Come on

No. 211202

>>211194
Some talk too much and too fast

No. 211209

>>211194
like all air signs they're manipulative sluts.

No. 211210

>>211209
i'll also add
>fire
egotistic
>earth
boring
>water
melodramatic

No. 211354

Why's this the saltiest thread on this site? Are you guys really getting tribal about zodiac signs lmfao

No. 211355

KILL ALL CAPRICORNS AND GEMINIS 2021

No. 211356

>>211355
Gemini men are a blessing

No. 211357

>>211356
most of my husbandos are gemini so yeah you're right nonny.

KILL ALL CAPRICORNS AND GEMINI WOMEN 2021

No. 211365

>>211354
That's just how astrologyfags are.

No. 211368

>>211356
Gemini men are passive aggressive, two-faced faggots.

No. 211388

>>211356
>>211357
Gemini men have the worst qualities of the sign, I say it as a gemini woman that was friends with a few of them. Meanwhile gemini women have the best qualities because we learn to control the shitty ones and understand that they're wrong (like the manipulation, the resentment and the inability to commit to something)

No. 211405

>>211388
Girl, no you don't. We all see through your flighty ass.

No. 211448

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>>211356
>>211357
>>211368
>>211388
idk shit about astrology, is he or isn't he an accurate depiction of gemini males?

No. 211472

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Where does one look on their chart to find out about careers and maybe even timelines for careers? I'm stuck in a rut working the same few hours for an old boss and I'd love to know if my chart has something more in store for me and how does one go about deciphering that area?

No. 211557

my partner is born on the 21st december, anyone know why they get capricorn on their natal chart instead of sagittarius? i think they're my soulmate either way even though apparently capricorn isn't the most compatible sign with mine

No. 211562

>>211557
They were born on a cusp date, and depending on their birth time and year they can be born as either a sag or a cap. I have a friend who, if she were born just five hours later, would've been another sign, too.

No. 211649

I don't really believe in astrology but why do people hate geminis so much? Serious question. It seems like it's the most hated sign.

No. 211760

Every Scorpio I've ever known has been a giant ho even though they're labelled as emotionally deep or whatever. Are astrological stereotypes wrong on purpose?

No. 211767

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>>211649
The stereotype is being two-faced or bipolar.

No. 211768

>>211760
Depends on a lot more than sun sign according to people who read birth charts.

No. 211770

Do you actually believe in this or is it just some kind of cute little narcissistic mental masturbation activity?
>omg that's sooooo me no way are you ___? that's sooo you. omg noo i'm ___ and i'm not like that, i'm like this.

No. 211772

>>211770
Can only answer for myself. I’m sure there are people out there who do actually believe in it, but I do not. I think it’s fun in the same way that people talk about what Hogwarts house they’d be in or something like that. I do know a bit more about astrology than “what’s your [sun] sign?” but no, I don’t think it is real.

No. 211796

>>211760
Another stereotype about scorpio is that they're sluts/kinksters so it still checks out. They're also known as obsessive btw. But yes as other anon said it's meant to be a holistic read of the entire natal chart and not just sun sign.

No. 211933

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>tell person who asks about it my sign
>'oh…. no way that doesn't fit you at all, I'm never compatible with those, whats your rising and moon signs???'
>name 2 signs completely at random
>'omg that explains everything lol that's perfect for you, no wonder you don't seem like a [actual sign] at all, you have a super strong rising & moon influence!'
I've had a reaction like this multiple times, each after naming completely different signs.
>mfw

No. 212194

>>211767
lmao iggy azealia and azealia banks are both geminis why is that hilarious to me

for real though that is basically cherrypicking, you could pick enough terrible famous figures of any star sign and do that

No. 212324

My brother was a Gemini. He was so difficult. There was many times he would be laughing and happy to stop, only to become mean or violent, in a swing of a minute. Same situation with a Gemini roommate years later.
I know astrology isn’t everything, but I get nervous around geminis.

No. 212709

>>211760
>>211796
I've got six planets/things in Scorpio, including rising and sun sign. I have had a total of two partners, each committed relationships, and I was a virgin when I got married (not recommend. I'm pretty much asexual. Sex is absolutely unimportant to me, even boring, pointless. I just want occasional positive attention and admiration.

So, there's that. Before you ask, Venus, Mercury, Jupiter all in Scorpio. I forgot what else. Mars isn't. Most of my planets are in the first house.

No. 212880

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i wish the anon who explained zuck's placement would explain mine but anyone else is welcome, I'm completely clueless and the explanation provided by the site is for each element individually and I'm seeking a reading for the chart as a whole and how elements affect one another.

No. 212892

>>212709
Mars matters a lot for sex. Where is it?

No. 212909

have any anons here paid someone to read their natal chart? i’ve seen some on etsy but i was wondering if anyone has any recs.

No. 212913

>>212892
capricorn, second house

i wouldn't mind any other insights, if you have them. Not too concerned about sex, having rough time with larger life picture things.

No. 213290

What does it mean when a man has a leo venus, libra mars, and aries lilith? These are the 3 romantic/sex signs yes? I need ur voodoo help, whats the tea

No. 213310

>>213290
This man is gay

No. 213311

>>213310
Even with an aries lilith?

No. 213602

>>213290
I'm not very familiar with lilith, but I'm guessing he wants to be spoiled and would spoil you back if he loves you. He might struggle with asserting himself to get what he wants and would rather try to go along with other people instead. If you need more details related to romance and sex, you can look into his 5th and 7th house if you know his rising sign.

No. 213631

>>213290
What does it mean if a woman has these placements? A girl I'm chatting with has all three

No. 213699

any experiences with taurus men?

No. 214411

>>213631
Gtfo of here you copying ass bitch.

No. 220622

God I wish costars AI wasn’t retarded. Some of these readings have been surprisingly accurate recently and I want to understand them better but half the time the actual messages are fucking bot word-soup. Really grinds my gears.

No. 220939

Scorpio Venus and Mars, is this why I'm horny and aggressive?

No. 221190

Can someone explain how we're supposed to regard sidereal AND western astrology? Are you supposed to pick one or the other? I've heard sidereal has actual historical evidence supporting it whereas western astrology is watered down and BS.

I want to ask because I feel like my western chart (esp my big 3 or sun, moon, rising) is more accurate but sidereal astrology has predicted some stuff despite having a completely different chart and big 3. Which one do astrology anons prefer?

No. 221198

>>202008
I'm a Scorpio moon and rising and in my opinion Scorpios are just super intense so we're either staunchly committed or we're hoes. There's no in-between.

Personally I think it's because of our intensities as lovers/partners; either we see 'enjoy' it and can give it away to everyone for the fun sex or we recognize the harm in being so deeply attached and therefore are 'prudish' unless it's a committed LTR.

No. 222271

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What's your favorite books on moon placements specifically? I only read Donna Cunninghams Moon Signs about that specific topic so far.

No. 222357

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Can someone explain how dominant planets/signs/etc work? I can post my chart if necessary, all I have in Leo is my MC.
I used this calculator below:
https://horoscopes.astro-seek.com/dominant-planets-astrology-online-calculator

No. 223054

OT but I fucking hate Sagittarius males. They are the absolute worst. Every one I’ve met was a self-obsessed shit-for-brains. In my head I call them Fagittarius’ because of their whiny bullshit.

No. 223064

>>223054
I know one saggitarius male and this description is on point

No. 223107

>>223054
I don't get along with Sagittarius people, more or less. My ex and someone who willfully helped another ex cheat on me were both Sagittarius. Listening to both of them justify their own bullshit was insane. I don't know how they live with themselves.

No. 223113

>>223054
sag men are the most confident stupid people on earth

No. 223120

>>223054
Sag males are the worst and are exactly like what you described. I generally don't get along with them though, I dislike the way they are so self-absorbed and not even in a fun way like a Leo is so insufferable to me. I'm a Gemini and I don't get why our compatibility is ranked so high. Opposites do not attract in my case.

No. 223134

>>223120
do you find that sag males mansplain and monologue constantly? Like over the tiniest insignificant detail, and often they are incorrect? Not sure if I just know autists or if this is a trait

No. 223168

>>223134
nta but sags in general have foot-in-mouth syndrome

No. 223481

>>223134
Yes, absolutely. And the worst part is that they are always very confident in themselves even if they're completely wrong. Astounding. I can only imagine how much easier life would be if I had half of that blind male Sag confidence.

No. 223643

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I feel like this year I really have to manifest more of my capricorn sun energy. I have a lot of water signs in my chart, particularly pisces, that lead me to being an empathizing doormat to people who really did not deserve it. I've been trying for a long time to be less of a judgemental bitch but I've gone too far in the other direction. I've given people the shit off my back and they've left me out in the cold.
I want to manifest being more choosy with people who are my friends, and give off more confident energy. I'm tired of wasting time, and pouring a lot of love and energy into people who don't respect me or think about me ever.
Here's to a more capricorn 2022 nonnas. I'm going to be successful out of spite.

No. 223676

>>223054
Sag women suffer from coolgirl syndrome ime. Haven't met any males and sounds like it's for the best.

No. 223747

Just to add my 2 cents about sag males, I have been dating one for many years and I will say that while a lot of the confidence and monologuing may be true, I do find that he showed a lot of the 'bad traits' at the start, but as I got to know him and he actually let down his guard, and he is the most loyal, caring and selfless person. His confidence has made me more confident as a person, and maybe he is just a well put together sag, or maybe its his taurus sun, but he is quite responsible and always puts me and my cat first.
I am a libra with a cancer moon so maybe I just see the best in people a lot. But I too hated sags before I really got to truly know one.
I do however really dislike other fire type males, aries and leo. I dated a leo for years and he never changed once and was emotionally abusive towards me. An aries man I dated was straight up explosive and wanted things to be 'his way' all the time.
I do apologise if this may have come on as bragging, that wasn't my intention, I guess having dated all the fire signs now I can say that sag man seems quite misunderstood, I believe they are quite loyal on the inside.

No. 223770

>>223747
my ex was loyal but also belittling and controlling, obsessed with gender role BS. It actually got worse as time went on. So did the mansplaining and endless monologues.

I don't know his other placements, though. I was with that loser for far too long. He also got massively fat.

No. 225173

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i need some advice as to how to approach love and romance. i have struggled to connect to others. does anyone have advice based on my natal chart ?

No. 225845

>>225173
My big 3 is similar to yours so I have the same issue as you when it comes to romance and connecting to others. There are square aspects between your ascendant, your sun, and your moon, which means the way you present yourself, your ego, and your emotions contradict with each other. Also you have your moon in the 7th which means you are particularly sensitive to how you are perceived by others especially potential serious partners, but they probably aren't aware of that sensitivity so you need to verbalize that side of you. Then you have venus in scorpio which means you might be too intense with love and not everyone can handle the same level of devotion that you can provide. Just make sure the other person is at your level and that you respect each other's personal boundaries without bottling up on your feelings too much.

No. 228903

I'm a Libra, why would a Leo guy ignore me after showing interest? I have read they like attention but if that is not reciprocated I lose interest really fast. Other guys I've been with (mostly cancer, pisces, scorpios) have literally worshipped me. I know we will have great sex just from the vibe he is giving and he dresses really well and is fit. I really like his aesthetic so I don't want to mess this up. Advice?

No. 229916

How compatible do you think Leo and Cancer are? I'm a typical cancer (very dreamy, falls in love easily, loyal etc.) and all the men I've ever liked were leo's. I'm into a Leo right now (very typical too, he's real confident, knows what he wants in life, ambitious, a hard worker and isn't afraid to say what he thinks). I think we'd work well together even though we're very much opposites. He's inspired me to go to school again and follow my dreams and he's got a lover for life (I don't think he has very many good relationships, and a hard time connecting with others whereas I'm very openly loving towards the people in my life). Could this be an opposites attract thing?

No. 229923

>>229916
You're missing the most vital pieces of info. What are your venus/mars signs?

No. 231995

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why are gemini men so beautiful and irresistible. They're my kryptonite. It starts off very well, we hit it off and then they pull back out of the blue

No. 232101

I'm a taurus sun leo moon libra rising gemini venus. Hooked up with a virgo (sag moon taurus rising) man 4 years ago and my life has been a shitshow ever since. Both of us have been in relationships with other people, but we've had daily contact and met up several times throughout the years despite us living in different countries. This man could tell me to jump of a cliff and my clownass would gladly do so all while knowing he doesn't give a single shit. Everytime I cut contact he appears out of nowhere and I'm sucked straight back in. I'm currently in a relationship and I still think about him all the time. He'd shower me with attention and remember small detalis about me, pretty much act like a boyfriend while also suddenly going cold and distant with no warning, refusing to give me any answer when asking what our situation was (it took me 4 years to even mention it, I was desperate to seem like a ~chill gal~ despite being a simp). Second I was done crying over the phone, he changed subject to how he could help me improve my business and to call him whenever I needed advices. I think I just became a passion project.

Anyways, I'm moving to Siberia and deleting all social media. He's driving me insane.

No. 232128

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has anyone ever paid a "professional" for a chart analysis or something similar?

I am familiar with my houses, and signs in each house and planets as far as what they are and what they do to a limited degree (im not super familiar with the terminology though clearly) and I don't really get other aspects like transits, trines/squares/etc, what any of it means beyond how it manifests through my personality.

i've seen people advertising that they do live readings/recorded readings of your chart and I feel like it might give me a better idea of how things apply to me specifically, but not sure who to go with… I feel like some people are just scammers. the only astrologist I have come across that I like and am not suspicious of is alice bell whose sessions are expensive and book up instantly

so, I guess does anyone have suggestions for who to work with? or any other insight into the experience if you've done it before. thanks anons

No. 232142

I'm a gemini and my best friend is a scorpio. I don't know much about astrology but everyone seems to fucking hate gemini and scorpios which I think is funny. My best friend and I are a match made in heaven.

Also, once a guy came up to me and said "you're a gemini? you know they're two faced right?" Like uhhhhhhhh yeah what about it kek I love being a gemini.

No. 232179

>>232142
i'm a scorpio and my husband is a gemini, before we got married i did a synastry chart for us and read a few different things, and yea apparently gemini and scorpio are the signs everyone hates. scorpio is 'scary' or 'evil' and gemini is 'two faced' or 'mean' and our relationship is supposed to implode any second. all the signs have negative traits but for some reason scorpio and gemini get singled out.

No. 234850

>>232179
Other signs singled out for being evil or having negative traits? I'm laughing in Capricorn, nona

No. 234851

>>232179
Those are like my favorite two

No. 234854

I've never heard anyone talk about being a Sagittarius, only that they're "crazy". Why are they crazy? I literally never see anyone brag about being a Sagittarius.

No. 234858

>>234854
My dad's a saggitarius and he's pretty crazy

No. 234866

>>234850
joining the hysterics in capricorn sun and venus. "ur deadpan and career-oriented" bitch im dead-set on being dead-oriented fuck you

No. 234984

>>234854
My bf is a sag and he is crazy but to me that is just fun and extroverted. I am an aries rising and libra sun so I need high energy people.

No. 236937

>>234854
I'm a sag sun (leo moon) and I don't fit the extroverted/loud stereotype. I have been told I'm pretty easygoing and I'm generally quiet and don't say much when I meet new people, I prefer to listen. Most memes and shit portray sags as very sassy and overly confident which can come off as crazy imo… Haven't been told I'm crazy yet lol

No. 236962

I don't want to buy into this, but how in the actual fuck am I surrounded by damn near only air signs as friends? I can get along well enough with other signs, but the people closest to me are air. Is this some kind of astrological narcissism in wanting to be around my own?

No. 237088

>>234854
I'm a sag moon and my confidence comes out in spazzy ways in which I'll jump into a conversation I'm not a part of to give my opinion lol. I'm shy, but some things I do probably give off a fake confidence.

No. 250694

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It's been like a month but I'm curious if anyone can tell me what my chart means exactly.

No. 251528

libra suns have my heart

No. 259606

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>>234854
Sagittariuses are too cool to believe in Astrology and horoscope.

Anyway what does my birth chart mean?

No. 259612

>>250694
You a hoe

No. 259675

>>222271
anyone pls

No. 261363

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Kind of necro but what the hell this means? Every site tells me that i'm a dreamer and i kinda agree but otherwise eh.

No. 263105

nonnies is there a way to "reverse engineer" synastry? like synastry tells how compatible you are with your s.o but since i know my aspects already can i workout the perfect birthchart that compliments mine? like their birthdate, time and place?

No. 265583

>>259612
Damn and I can't even do that correctly. Anything else?

No. 270125

No, I am not autistic, I just have a moon in Virgo

No. 270366

which synastry is better, Vedic or western? I have two exes who have polar opposite scores so one is like a destined partner in western astrology but has really low score in Vedic astrology. Another ex has terrible score in western but extremely high compatibility in Vedic astrology. I thought Vedic astrology was more credible but i have no idea since I just look at this stuff if I’m bored every now and then, help?

No. 270385

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This is spoonfeeding but do any knowledgeable anons have anything to say about an Aries sun / Taurus rising / Scorpio moon? Am I fucked up?

(as an Aries I've noticed I instantly get along well with sags but also that they fuck me over lol)

No. 270389

>>270385
also reiterating: fuck sag men, they're all narcs

No. 270471

>>270385
with taurus rising is your sun in your 12th house? i feel like you with that in mind you may not show your aries spirit to people as much, or at least not when you first meet them. could be a sense of keeping your true self secret. although i'm praying for you because aries sun scorpio moon is incredibly intense energy

No. 270474

>>270385
My husbando is aries sun scorpio moon, let's get married!
I am virgo sun, aries moon, scorpio rising, I think we could get along
>>270471
Please concur.

No. 270490

>>270385
An astrology fag can correct me but I think that combo isn’t so bad? I have a Scorpio moon too and i forget if I read it here but someone told me that Scorpio moon placements are so strong that they’d be more important than your sun sign.

No. 270619

>>270471
My 12th house is Aries if that's what you mean? Thanks I need all the prayers I can get
>>270490
Interesting! I never fully identified with Aries so it makes sense

No. 270752

>>270385
Well you're a woman so its probably alright, but if you were a man you would be the worst narc bpd psychopath combo. Apart from maybe leo sun scorpio moon.

No. 270777

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>spend months not dating or talking to any guys
>that whole entire time costar tells me I have power in sex & love
>go on a date and sleep with a cute guy bc he really likes me and I need to let off some steam
>browse costar a few hours later
>today I have trouble in sex & love
I defy you stars. Why are you trying to cockblock me?

No. 270812

>>270752
Kek, many such cases
thanks for the honesty

No. 270814

>>270777
costar accurately predicted, by the day, that I would shart a relationship so I sort of believe it honestly
did you use a condom, was he decent to you? I feel like casual sex usually makes women feel worse

No. 270934

>>270814
Kek glad to know I’m not the only one. I appreciate your concern nonna, he’s a nice guy and we used protection. I’m not usually one for casual sex but he’s my type, he approached me, a mutual friend vouched for him and I’ve just been in bad need of some human contact for a pretty decent amount of time. But I’m gonna take costars word for it and not get overly attached.

No. 271070

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I recommend the app astromatrix I have it on android. I was very much resonate with my rising description. I'm a libra sun too, but I struggle with intimacy. I've been single neatly 2 years and while I seem confident in group settings I haven't let a date progress to anything intimate or more than platonic. I read that you become more like your rising as you age and that terrifies me because I don't want to be single lol

No. 273695

>>270366
GUYS WHICH IS BETTER: VEDIC OR WESTERN ASTROLOGY AHHHHH please I need to know which one farmers prefer, I trust you guys

No. 274283

i saw lots of people talking about costar so i downloaded it for fun and it's just randomly generated bot word soup? wtf

No. 274325

>>271070
>become more like rising as you age
>is scorpio rising
God I hope so, I really do not resonate with my sun sign (Virgo) at all, in the slightest.

No. 278451

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nonnas wth does this mean? I got super freaked out. important? dismissable? all other placements aren't like this

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No. 278453

>>278452
I'm color blue, if it matters

No. 279061

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Can anyone give me a basic reading of whatever my chart means?
How do i relate the planets and the signs? Like if the sign is on one planet do i relate the qualities of the sign with the aspects in the planet or? >>200102
sorry for bumping

No. 279065

Aquarius woman and sag male? Talking to this guy and we just click so well its scary

No. 287324

Does anyone here actually believe in twin flames or soulmates?
I have a problem understanding and believing in twin flames because it just sounds like my normal relationships as someone with BPD kek. I’m lovelorn with fantasies and idealization that is wild enough that I can make the most boring moid into my soulmate if my mind really is that bored and lonely

No. 287330

>>287324
I've been seeing number sequences for years, repeating numbers. I'm not schizo. Or if I am then theres a large community of people who are this flavor of schizo too because theres alot of talk online about it where people want to know what it means. Some people think its angel related, some think its your 'higher self' talking to you. I think years ago it was associated with 'lightworkers' and now the latest thing its being connected to is twin flames.

I always thought twin flame relationships sound toxic rather than romantic. The whole runner part bothers me because chasing exes and thinking they'll come back sounds like obsession and setting yourself up for a world of pain. People say you learn from these relationships but it all sounds like wishful thinking to me. A way to explain away rejection without it being personal. Oh hes just the runner!

Idk a whole lot about them but any time I look up my lil number thing now I get told muh twin flame must be about to enter my life. I've been seeing the numbers for like 15 years now but ok lol

No. 287335

Twin flames are toxic. I don’t know why in the last 10 years they’ve become something people seek out. Twin flames are the worst parts of yourself reflected. They’re the lessons you need to learn and you’re meant to leave and outgrow them. Soulmates are different and what I think most people mean tbh.
>>287324
I think I do. There’s some people I just clicked with in ways that didn’t really make sense.

No. 287345

>>287330
Yeah, idk, when I've heard stories of them, it usually is more one or two extremely neurotic people that aren't really as compatible as they let on.

No. 289414

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Has anyone used the app The Pattern? It’s an alternative to Costar and I think it’s fun because you can see your ‘bond’ level with celebrities. My friend and I were cracking up matching ourselves with different celebrities and seeing that apparently her bond level with Conan O’Brien would be extraordinary. It also tells you what your ‘ideal partner’ traits would be. I’m curious what other people have gotten because mine was super generic ‘oh your ideal partner is someone who is loyal, protective, and monogamous’ kek. My friend got ‘fun and spontaneous’ which sounded a lot more fun. I was curious what the other options are.

No. 289432

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>>289414
I downloaded the app just to try it out and I got the same ideal partner reading. I get it sounds generic to you, but after reading the "go deeper" portions it's actually spot on for me and exactly what I want/need! What I am disappointed by, though, is that they say my destiny essentially is to fall in love… Do you have something more fitting/less generic there? I hope other anons will give this a try, and let everyone know who their best celebrity matchups are. I haven't tried many yet but apparently Gillian Anderson and I would have an epic friendship.

No. 289444

>>289432
That's funny- my destiny says the exact same thing! I was also a little disheartened to read that, but not surprised because I used a different astrology book that basically said the same thing a while ago. I think it has to do with which house is your ruling house and mine is the seventh house, which is the house of committed partnerships. It might be the same for you too, which is maybe how we ended up with the same thing. As for having the same ideal partner traits- I'm not sure what exactly determines that. Would love to know what other anons get on their profiles as well. Apparently Grimes and I would have an epic friendship heh.

No. 290108

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How am I in my love life in my chart?

No. 290173

>>279065
I can’t tell about romance and can only give you my personal experience, but as a Sag all of my best/closest friends were Aquariuses. Very fun and easygoing relationships. Though now I steer clear from you because you guys always end up being too flighty for me lol(but those are my attachment issues talking)

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>>289414
I think those readings are based on your Sun house and the Venus and Mars aspects. So no, I would not say that they are completely generic. From what I got and understand the first part generally relates to my Sun&Moon being in the 1st house (+Pluto in between but idk if they count that) and sexuality part is 100% from my Venus and Mars being conjunct. So I would say that based on these planetary aspects everyone can get something ‘unique’ since it is a mix and match. Maybe if you don’t have any strong aspects, the reading will be more underwhelming?

No. 290222

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>>289414
>don’t really believe in astrology since all the descriptions for my signs don’t really describe me
>download the pattern app for a gaffe
>put in me and some of my friends
>they perfectly describe the relationships I have with my friends, particularly the grievances I have in them
Well that’s interesting. I won’t spend money in any of these apps, but I might start using co-star

No. 290444

>>290222
As someone who isn’t interested and disillusioned with astrology, that app is pretty good for getting deeper with yourself. Like on both pattern and timing slides there are A LOT of potential journalling prompts. I will definitely use some paragraphs for my journal entries! They have a bunch of nicely written and bite-sized “insights”

No. 290635

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I sent a very pointed, decisive text today that I’ve been putting of for days because there’s no way I can walk it back, and when I opened costar out of boredom five minutes later my day at a glance told me to have my phone turned off for as much of the day as possible.

No. 290640

I've tried The Pattern too and honestly I'm surprised how accurate it was seeing me for insecure, needy retard I am; and bond reading for me and my fiance was very accurate down to very little nuances in our dynamic too (didn't sound generic at all, at the very least). Interesting for sure!
Also seems like Kanye is missing out on not befriending me beacause we would be an incredible team

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>>290640
Ok anons, samefag, I need advice now. I dug deeper into the app and the "upcoming cycles" section for me pretty much suggests what I can imagine being the worst thing for my mental wellbeing; I know it's "just some horoscope", but I looked at past dates with certain significant events and they all aligned well with cycles described in the app for said past dates.
I feel really dumb, please don't bully, how do I stop caring about that future prediction? Or idk, persuade myself it's actually good or whatever

No. 290655

>>290650 try looking into why you look into these things. Maybe listen to some Alan Watts while you explore the thoughts behind your thoughts

No. 290671

>>290655
Maybe part of me actually wants to see something negative to validate my constant pessimism. I'll look into Alan Watts philosophy work, thank you!

No. 290674

>>290650
I don't think you're dumb! It's normal to be worried at a time like this and to want some reassurance. Why do you say it would be awful for your mental well-being? Like wholesale? Is there any possibility that the upcoming changes could be good or beneficial, at least to get you out of a rut? Because I don't know the specifics I don't want to make assumptions, but maybe you're a bit in denial about your current issues, or maybe you're just prone to catastrophizing. Change is not always bad, and sometimes even bad changes are necessary.

No. 290719

>>290674
I'm definitely prone to catastrophizing, that's for sure. Now I've re-read what it says after seeing your response and it definitely could be interpreted through the lens of it being ultimately positive change; it focuses a lot on accepting big changes that may come there's no control over; and letting myself just go with the flow, but these ideas are really worriesome. I guess I can take my own reaction to this now as a lesson already, kind of? That there's a need to be more adaptable?
It's comforting to get your understanding nonna, I still feel silly but you helped me reframe the worry a bit

No. 291233

Talk about the pattern has me wondering how I can discover traits and behaviours that I should look for in a romantic partner, based on my birth chart alone. I tried looking it up, but all I can find is synastry stuff requiring two charts for analysis. Im currently single so that's not happening. In general I don't really know what I want or need in a partner, so I thought this would be one good way to explore those questions. Any ideas anons?

No. 291838

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Got 100% astrological chart compatibility with Keanu Reeves lol.

Usually I get like 9-13% or some shit with people I have a crush on, so this was a nice change. Keanu is my soulmate I guess!

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No. 292092

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>>292067
>>291838
>do this as a joke
>all my ex gfs are around the 40 to 53 percent at most
>try me and my best friend of many years as a "joke"
>100% compatibility
>mfw

No. 292207

Heads up for those of you who swear Co-Star is scarily accurate–apparently it uses Google Analytics and possibly your cookies to tailor the 'predictions'. I personally like The Pattern better and so do the people over at r/astrology that know astrology better than me kek.

>>292067
>>292092
It doesn't take your birth time and location but just your DOB so I wouldn't trust this

No. 292209

>>292207
Goddammit I knew something was up. I’ve been googling “How to get your ex’ back shit the last two weeks and I’ve gotten so many reading about exes and letting go of things

No. 292220

>>91535
I really love the app. It has lots of good prompts to do Journaling and to be introspective.

No. 292235

>>292207
It literally does take your time of birth, they’re just on the wrong segment lol.

No. 292236

>>292207
I’m insulted by how much it concentrates on love and romantic relationships. They know it’s mostly women downloading it so they assume that’s all we care about.

No. 292307

>>292236
Which one? Co-Star or The Pattern?

No. 293186

Does anyone have an explanation as to why so many serial killers end up being mutable signs (esp Sagittarius)

No. 293356

How do I get an Aquarius sun woman to chase me? I know air signs love to play cat and mouse so I'm trying not to be too available. But when I'm with her I end up showering her with compliments. But I let her initiate physical touch. And I almost always message her first. Sometimes I message her something sweet or flirty and she won't even respond lol kill me. She's told me she has a problem with being cold or distant but I wonder if that's just code for me being a backup bitch if she doesn't make better plans. She's very spontaneous so every day I do my makeup and dress cute in case she randomly asks to see me. Pathetic I know. I'm totally under her spell and I need some power back. I'm gem s/leo m/scorpio r. I've never been the simp in a relationship before and I hate it

No. 293357

>>293356
Be funny, stimulate her mind and flirt by teasing

No. 293360

>>293356
As someone who has dated a few aquariuses and has lots of aqua friends, I can tell you they hate people simping for them. The best way to get an Aquarius is to find something you’re really passionate about and concentrate on it, live your own life. Aquas like to gravitate towards others, not the other way around. I’ve also noticed a lot of Aquarius people have a social climbing or slightly userish streak, and they are also known to doorslam or drop people on a whim when they’re dissatisfied, so be warned. If an Aquarius is into you, you’ll know it, because they tend to get quite obsessed with the people they admire and want to date. If you find yourself simping for them constantly while they give you crumbs, you’re making a big mistake, and they’re probably using you to fluff their ego, don’t do that.

No. 293361

>>293356
It doesn't sound like you'll have a fulfilling relationship if you have to work this hard to "make her" love you. You're setting yourself up for failure here by pursuing someone who you admit is confusing and cold, and quite possibly just using you. Here you are working overtime trying to win her, but if this was meant to be, your natural personality would be irresistible to her. Imagine if you managed to change yourself enough, do all the right things, and now she's head over heels— but for who? Certainly not you. "You" disappeared when you started performing unnatural behaviours (i.e. it wasn't spontaneous; you needed anons in the astrology thread on a Mongolian basket weaving forum to tell you what to do) to try to control her opinion of you.
Sorry if I'm being harsh. Just give it up, or at least reevaluate what you want in this relationship with her.

No. 293365

>>293356
I’m an Aquarius sun and Gemini moon, so might be a little different, but I DO like being chased/simped for to a degree. It depends on if I actually like the person and how much and how often they are displaying that kind of behavior. I also like being ignored to a degree, as odd as that sounds; it makes me actually want to reach out to the person and initiate a conversation. Maybe try being distant and “mysterious” yourself?

No. 293390

>>293356
you are letting your scorpio moon work overtime. you can't game her. you can't twist into the perfect little irresistible morsel. if she doesn't want to come to you there's no way to control it and you will only end up miserable. it's tempting as a scorpio to feel like you've figured them out and you have the secret knowledge that lets you get your way. you may have learned a lot about her but that doesn't actually translate to influence, especially with someone reticent and unwilling to reach out.

No. 293397

I'm virgo sun, virgo rising and Scorpio moon. I never related to my sun sign and didn't know much more about astrology so I wrote the entire thing off as BS. Since doing my birth chart though and discovering the role of the moon, I think it dominates my chart for some reason. Anyway, there's a yt channel I wanted to share, she has quite a few videos dedicated to Scorpio moons, she herself has a Scorpio moon and its been helpful to hear her insights. She has other great videos too and I like her energy so might be useful to check her out.

No. 294445

>>293357
>>293360
>>293361
>>293365
This gave me lots to think about, thanks nonnies.
Update is I took your advice and kept my distance, and also focused on my passions and kept busy. This actually made her stick to me like a magnet lol it's crazy, she said she hadn't seen that side of me. I am obsessed with a few passions but I guess I kept it under wraps because it may be off putting to people. As soon as I stopped doting on her and switched to teasing and holding back, she got much more active and started reaching out to me out of the blue. Maybe it's manipulative but it was pretty satisfying ngl.

She still doesn't give me that wholehearted sense of being seen and appreciated though, more like I'm an interesting toy for her to play with, fun but replaceable. I'm still so attracted to her but some of the crush has faded now I see that she doesn't feel the same way. I think FWB is the limit of our relationship. As one anon said it's pointless to shape myself into someone I'm not, but at least I'm having fun while trying to keep my heart safe for someone who wants me just as I am.

Love you bitches on this Mongolian basket weaving forum

No. 295854

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having these planetary groupings in the 3rd and 12th houses seems kind of cursed. am I gonna be ok? my saturn/uranus/neptune are also all in capricorn.

libra sun / virgo moon, a couple more planets in libra

No. 296625

Do you guys have any idea where I can read up on the meaning of Psyche in your birth chart? I only get something about the history of Psyche and ads to buy someones reading, but apart from one kinda obnoxious tumblr post I can't find anything. I swear I had more luck finding information on actually obscure asteroids.

No. 296944

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can any kind nonas let me know what it is exactly i'm looking at? also does anyone have any recommendations for resources to learn about astrology/the history of astrology?

No. 296956

I'm a leo sun and pisces moon. My life is really lonely right now and everyone hates me. Will this ever improve or am I doomed?

No. 296991

>>295854
I dated a guy for a month with your sun and moon and he was batshit and told me about his depression on the first phone call (wtf). The biggest mess and lazy piece of shit I've ever seen. Couldn't even clean his filthy apartment. Yes you are fucked.

No. 297005

>>296956
Nobody is doomed. Your suffering is not unique. Fix your sleep schedule.

No. 298737

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Hi nonnies, I'm new to this. May I have a reading? Where does my potential lie? What are my strenghts and weaknesess and how can I work on them? If that's too much then any other comments are fine too.

No. 298749

>>298737
It's looking bad

No. 298752

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>>298749
God fucking damn it

No. 298819

>>296991
>biggest mess and lazy piece of shit
that's just from being male lol (but also not really typical of those signs either)

No. 298826

>>298737
I'm not good at reading charts but that looks like a lot of Taurus, damn girl.
Taurus has a reputation for being the sign of stubborn & inflexible people but that can be a good thing if it makes you hard to push around. This might come across as being "chill" in your case with Pisces rising; you're probably not gonna be seen running around in a panic over little things. You may hold your beliefs very firmly and be confident in sharing them but not in a showboat way, more like a factual way which can make you a moral compass or an outcast depending on your social skills and environment.
Pisces moon & rising is a good compliment to Taurus sun, it can counteract the negative side of being stubborn by adding some of Pisces' empathetic and creative attributes to your inner self (moon) and outer expression (rising) which will warm your outer appearance to others (sun). Likewise Taurus attributes will ground your floaty Pisces mind so you can show some pragmatism.

You should have a good sense of style. Do you?

No. 298827

>>298819
Are libras really clean though? He was a slut which was typical of his sign.

No. 298828

>>298827
Libras are supposed to present well for others but no they're not super tidy. Virgo moons are super tidy and anal and I thought that moon-signs usually win in regards to ones own living space and how they act in their own home. I blame male socializing or mental illness for him being so wack.

No. 298829

>>298828
Kek it was definitely a mix of both being a male and mental illness. Even that virgo moon couldn't save him.

No. 298870

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any thoughts about my chart? i think i have a stellium, does anyone know more about them?

No. 298964

Does sun conjunct mars in taurus (7h) make people hate you? All my life I've been hated by people for no reason or given off vibes that makes people think I dislike them. My rising is scorpio and I think my mercury is in aries iirc.

ALSO for anons who don't know anything about astrology like me, astromatrix is by far the best app. There's so much stuff they give you for free in comparison to other apps. Highly recommend.

No. 307511

>>298964
Yeah I think it does lol, it's a malefic planet in the house of relationships/partnerships and it's also the house of open enemies

No. 307517

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Chris Chan's birth chart.

What do you think about it?

No. 307519

>>307517
Ofc he is a pisces male. North node in cancer, cancer is mother, destines to fuck his mom. Mercury in aquarius, autistic malebrain.

No. 307523

>>307519
Pisces men are always freaks and manipulators

No. 307530

>>298964
Nonny we’re twins. I’m sun conjunct Mars in Taurus too (8th house though). I’ve never found that people tend to hate me but I do have a hard time making friends and apparently don’t seem very approachable so.

No. 307604

>>307523
this is so true, it is honestly a red flag to me when a man is a pisces

No. 307622

>>307519
Your mind blew me away with precise reading

No. 307902

Mars transit is finally direct now. Mars retrograde was awful

No. 309654

I compared my moms chart to mine and some things popped out.
> Venus trine Pluto in both of our charts (is this common?)
> in terms of Vedic, her nakshatras in Ketu and Rahu are the ones I have in Asc/Moon and Sun
> I watched a video on my moms dominant nakshatras (Claire Nakti) and weirdly she brought up things that are focal points in my life, like my name and my hobbies that my mom picked for me. These are things that my mom loved and chose for me which is super interesting because I also do not have that nakshatra in my chart at all either.

How common would Venus trine Pluto be? Could it be generational? The connections I’ve seen in Vedic astrology are the most convincing of all and it legit seems like my mom and I signed a soul contract based on the red herrings of her natal nakshatras and how they relate to me. I think a soul contract makes sense because I learned a massive lesson from her that I am grateful for even though I have a mother wound. My Chiron, Asc, Moon are in 1st house in Scorpio for people who wanna talk about mother wounds and childhood “trauma” ig kek.
I’ll try to add more if I find anything else interesting. I put in my grandma and great grandmothers birthdays and found some similarity between their Venus aspects like my mom and I have.

No. 309657

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First impressions? Aqua Sun, Leo Rising, Virgo Moon, Venus in Pisces. Thanks nonnies.

No. 309658

>>309654
Things I noticed on my crappy lil astrology app
> My mom shares Venus trine Pluto with me and Venus trine Uranus with my younger sister
> my mom and I both have Venus sextile Neptune, again not sure if that’s common
> My mom and sister both have Saturn opp Pluto
> I also notice that my dads grandma has Sun square moon (an unlucky aspect) but then my dad and my grandma (his mom) have sun trine moon which is a good omen and indicates good luck. I wonder if this generationally is a thing; I kinda view it as being luckier due to the challenges and sacrifices of your ancestors which makes sense considering ~muh American dream~ and stuff.

Also I notice my dads side of the family has more positive aspects between the Sun and Pluto but neither my sister or I inherited our dad and grandma’s lucky Sun trine Pluto, sad. Neither me or my sister have any aspects between Sun and Pluto at all interestingly.

No. 317204

Did anybody see Kaka's recent Instagram post? I always thought she was a Leo rising but she posted her big three and she's actually a Sagittarius rising, which makes sense too since she's so loud and obnoxious.

No. 321384

Hi nonnies, can I post the chart of a man I've had some difficulties with for some time now for a quick reading? He has a huge stellium, as in almost all of his planets are in one single house and I'm wondering if i should be worried (maybe I should run?) Idk.

No. 321545

Asking those nonningtons with sag mars or their native mars in 9th, generally, are you attracted to people from your own country/of your own race or is it more foreign people?

No. 321553

>>321545
Both, but I lean towards foreigners honestly

No. 325604

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>>184563
i know this is a year old post but i just broke up with a Taurus sun Scorpio moon man and he was fucking insufferable. bless your soul.
anyway my moon is also Scorpio and if it wasn't horrifying enough it's also in the first house. is there hope nonas? should i isolate myself from people forever? i crave interaction but my god does it cause pain for everyone involved everytime i try

No. 326411

>sag sun pisces moon virgo rising
is this why i am mentally ill

No. 330054

File: 1684777427455.jpg (65.17 KB, 564x927, 4e7be0f2f565c9aa6524a675de158a…)

why are scorpios and geminis always such pieces of shit

No. 330062


No. 330064

>>307517
why is every autistic male's ascendant in Aquarius? no seriously there's gotta be a link. there's so many negative aspects in his mercury (the mind, communication) im assuming thats the actual autism

No. 330066

File: 1684781646923.png (61.26 KB, 700x1125, horoscope_natal_hidden_birth_d…)

Rate/roast this chart, hour is unknown btw

No. 330070

>>92074
4 years later my shit is still here kek anyone who knows anything about astrology please read my ass

No. 330078

>>330070
show the actual chart and ur wish is my command

No. 330126

>>330064
Aquarius is ruled by Uranus (chaos, eccentricity, rebelliousness etc.) and having Aquarius asc makes the person come off weird.

No. 330128

>>330066
A lot of squares, you probably have a hard life

No. 330131

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>>330078
>>330128
Rate/roast mine? Any comments?

No. 330142

I'm aqua sun, libra moon, and gemini rising. I have no idea what it means but I like telling people I'm a triple air sign anyway kek

No. 330176

>>330131
My mom is a Virgo Rising Sag Sun and I love her, so I probably love you too nonna. She's a fun caring person, very dependable, and has an aura of wise femininity to compliment her Sag friendliness. I love Sags so much.

No. 330193

>>330070
oh wow lots of planets in fourth. anyway, i think i see a combust venus. so some aspects of those planets, like beauty or communication maybe weak. maybe an over spender, little bit insecure about their looks, maybe weak relationships with other women. asc square moon as well which may come off as a misunderstood person, maybe mistaken for overly cold while being chaotic and emotional or complete opposite! i also see a sun and saturn opposition which may mean you fear responsibility? there can also be hits to your ego and sense of self, you may be critical of yourself as a person. especially when it comes to your communication and the way you think since saturn in gemini and maybe related to themes of status and career and public image. i think you might be scared of judgment or think others will judge you for the way you go about things. there is a narrowmindedness that comes with saturn in gemini, especially early in life. i think it might be tied to your south node (past life) conjunct mercury for example. there's a past where you held on to one specific type of thought stream that worked out for you that you carried on with into the current present that you refuse to let go. i think the main challenge in this life time is to let go seeing how the north node is conjunct saturn so it kinda ties in all together, to be life's student and not to overthink so much or limit your views. mars is in a favorable placement, sixth house so that bitch is not making any trouble but that bitch opposes your ascendant, i think it might mean youre always on the look out for the shit other people might pull. your parents or parental figures are both showing up as mentors and fun open minded people. maybe you moved a lot growing up? maybe that had a lot of transformation on your character through life. good jupiter placement in 11th, abundance in and comes from social circles and friendships. pls dont respond if this is completely off i will be humiliated i didnt sleep all night nona

No. 330195

Anyone ever paid to have a birth chart done? How did it go / can I have the service you used if it was good? Also if there are tips for getting a more interactive one not just getting a shaman to print your shit off astrology.cafe or something that would be cool lol. Thanks.

No. 330247

>>330195
There are so many to choose from on Etsy! You can read through reviews for each option, too. I think I overpaid when I got mine, so I can’t recommend who I got it from, but I did get a sheet along with it that explained each and every one of my placements and aspects, so that was pretty cool.

No. 330500

>>330128
Not me or even a real person but this is correct

No. 330544

File: 1684948369136.png (34.64 KB, 597x794, 5643567.png)

I don't know much about astrology but apparently I have 4 planets in Scorpio, is that why I'm mentally ill?

No. 330567

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What would you say about this chart? Again hour unknown

No. 330609

>>330544
id say the moon being in capricorn is making you mentally ill and so is your libra sun, the capricorn moon and libra sun are both considered debilitated and the two lumaniries are uncomfortable in these signs. the cap moon makes it hard for you to express your emotions and might mean mommy issues. the libra sun can cause suffering as well. a lot of libras i know are mentally insane. however you have a powerful first house. modern astrology might say you're struggling a bit because pluto is there too and conjunct some of these planets but mercury is in ur first house and thats a good place for it to be and so is venus a benefic planet. besides the scorpio ascendant this is very much giving a personality that can communicate well and is pleasant overall. i think you might be pretty since venus is there but idk im not good at reading these

No. 330659

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op is a tranny btw

No. 330662

>>330544
>I have 4 planets in Scorpio, is that why I'm mentally ill?
Yes

No. 332187

>>330193
>like beauty or communication maybe weak
I'm bad at both sis
>maybe an over spender
sometimes, I have no issues paying a lot for something I like a lot but I'll fret about buying the cheapest groceries possible.
>little bit insecure about their looks
I'm uggo
>maybe weak relationships with other women
weak relationships with most people to be honest, both men and women feel like they are from another planet to me most of the time.
>may come off as a misunderstood person
I don't blame people for misunderstanding me because I already have a hard time understanding myself kek
>maybe mistaken for overly cold while being chaotic and emotional or complete opposite
most people see me as chaotic mess because of the way I communicate (I'm too direct and sometimes impulsive) but I find it hard to care what people think of me (to an extent it's good to care about what people think of you, otherwise you start to look and sound unhinged, not that I would know that haha), I already criticize myself enough to give a shit what other people have to say most of the time. I used to be neurotic as a teen though.
>you fear responsibility
I don't really fear responsibility, I fear routine and having a 8-16 job would literally make me want to kms. something about waking up in the morning and having to look presentable to people I'd rather kick on the face doesnt sit right with me. working is fine though I just have to do it on my own terms.
>there can also be hits to your ego and sense of self
>i think you might be scared of judgment or think others will judge you for the way you go about things
to sum up: yes
I have ADHD and I go around things in ways people think it's either dumb, not productive enough or just wrong. I basically learned ANYTHING I do is rather better done than perfect (even if doing shoddy things takes a hit on my self esteem) because sometimes shit's gotta be done and if I fret about details nothing is getting done ever. I've been judged by a lot of people I've studied or worked with about the way I go about life but I just want to get things done and have free time to do whatever I want.
>there is a narrowmindedness that comes with saturn in gemini, especially early in life
honestly I can't think of something specific but I'm sure you're onto something, I just need to get more neurotic then I will find what you're talking about.
>not to overthink so much or limit your views
funny you mention that because it's very hard to not overthink, but that said I wish my views were more limited because save for hating trannies, I often fence sit on several subjects before taking a stance.
>i think it might mean youre always on the look out for the shit other people might pull
people can be nasty, how does one NOT live sniffing out for bullshit from time to time?
>our parents or parental figures are both showing up as mentors and fun open minded people
they were fun but insane. esp. my father. my mother was actually BPD but when she wasn't being a bitch, she was good to me.
>maybe you moved a lot growing up
I never moved as a child (literally, lived from the same house from birth to leaving the nest) but I moved country as an adult.
>abundance in and comes from social circles and friendships
interesting you mention that because I have no idea how it happens. most of the time I'm just doing my own thing but somehow still make friends.

sorry for the big ass greentext blogpost but I wanted to validate your mostly correct reading sis

No. 336983

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No. 336984

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No. 347552

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What astrology signs/placements/aspects are most likely to be liberal feminist handmaidens?
I was thinking maybe a lack of squares in the chart?

No. 347584

>>347552
Also interested in knowing.

No. 347586

>>347552
I am interested in this

No. 347612

>>347552
Confirmation bias

No. 347615

What does it mean when 5-6 planets are in retrograde in your chart?

No. 347618

>>347615
youre retarded anon

No. 347619

Ok thank you. And my bf has also many retrogrades and is as retarded as me and this is why we get along?

No. 347646

>>347552
water signs with air asc.

No. 347666

>>347646
Thank you anon, that sounds right. Maybe also mutable signs as well. I'm trying to think of stuff that would make someone lean towards conforming (Uranus?) and not having opinions of their own or being scared to even secretly question the tenets of liberal feminism.

No. 347845

>>347646
Nonnie, you are dead on. My former hand-maiden bff is a virgo sun and gemini rising.

No. 348433

I'm dying. Jupiter in retrograde right now is killing me. I have been having the worst luck in ages now that my sign's ruler is retrograding. I feel like shit, I look like shit, and it feels like someone put a curse on me. I need to study retrogrades more to determine how the retrograde path affects my chart, but… I am so fucking done with trying and failing these weeks. One of my bosses has been an unpredictable nightmare, nitpicking me, my friends are getting on my nerves because they're thoughtless in their behavior, and I am doing unhealthy coping mechanisms. All of my good work in spring is down the toilet.

No. 350238

I have 5 Taurus placements and a Cancer moon and Gemini Mars. How fucked is this? Does a Sag rising make it better or worse? I've read up on my entire cafeastrology birth chart report, but like if we were to cut the niceities and take astrology 100% seriously, how would I do my best to not send my loved ones to a psych ward while trying to deal with me? How to not send myself to a psych ward?

No. 350315

>>350238
liking food is not a personality btw

No. 350408

>>350315
if you dont know anything, you can always keep your mouth shut

No. 351286

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can any nonnas better versed in astrology, particularly synastry, provide a 2nd opinion on this synastry chart?

me and my low-commitment (on both ends), on-and-off, long-distance-until-2-months-ago partner i've known for 2 years – and who is one of my greatest friends first and foremost – keep coming back to each other. we always lived ~3 hours apart until i fled an emotionally and verbally abusive relationship in mid-july, when my one of my closest friends and former coworkers picked me up. i'm now staying with her; she's lived in this area for 2 years but moved to this particular part of it in may. the man ("parking lot guy" and blue) moved to this city in december. so we're the closest in proximity we've ever been and have been seeing each other every couple of weeks, sometimes 2x a week, running errands together, watching movies or shows, and fucking for the past month and a half or so.

he and i met in late september 2021. my best friend was with me and she was paying the parking meter so we could go to the bodega. i saw parking lot guy from across the lot and hollered, "i like your shirt!" and he looked confused because one of his friends he was with was apparently talking to somebody else about their DMX shirt - he thought i was talking to the guy in the DMX shirt. so i went, "i love nick cave" as he was walking closer and we got to chatting. i bummed a cigarette from him and invited him and his friends to the bodega with my best friend and i after chatting, but he told me they were actually from upstate and were going to get something to eat before heading back up there. i took that as an opportunity to ask for his number, and we went our separate ways after that. he texted me about 20 minutes later, we talked nonstop and a couple of weeks later he came down to see me one-on-one for the first time. for the next 2 years, we'd alternate me taking the train up to see him or him coming down. he was my +1 to my good friend's wedding, and my circle liked him and us together. my grandmother who's met him many times adored him and asked about him every time she'd see me, even when i was with that other man for 14 months. i saw him when i was on a break with the ex i just left and it was like no time had passed.

he and i haven't left each other alone except for 6 months earlier this year when i sent his messages to the archive and cut him off shortly after getting back with the aforementioned now-ex i left - i already had parking lot guy's messages muted, etc. but i distanced myself due to stress with the job i had, problems with my ex, struggles with my meds, etc overwhelming me and i couldn't handle parking lot guy's problems on top of mine, especially when he would update me on his situation and then say he didn't want to "bog me down with [his] bullshit" despite my reassurances that his overarching problem (his mother's stage 3 blood cancer) wasn't "bullshit." he would occasionally text me from a new number that i eventually blocked back around march.

when i moved in july, i went to my archive and opened our chat to see ~60 messages from him, sent in the interim. i scrolled through them quickly, not really stopping to read any of them at length, but what stuck out to me was the number of "i dreamt about you last night"s. regardless, i've since asked him if he thinks those months of radio silence were beneficial for our individual growth, considering we didn't have the other's hindrance or influence, or if he thinks keeping in touch through it all would've brought us closer. he said it doesn't really matter what he thinks either way because it's all in the past now.

when i got a synastry reading in an astrology group chat last night, i was told:
>"There is a very strong and passionate sexual connection between you both. He does, however, irritate your emotional wounds. You have serious talks and discussions and he can sometimes put a damper on your communication/stifle your communication. He takes your day-to-day life seriously. There is definitely a potential that he could give you a child. There is also an indication of marriage/long-term relationship. You are beneficial for his public image and career."
>i responded: "neither of us wants children but i do know he's capable of impregnating someone. sometime in the months we were no-contact, he got someone pregnant but she miscarried. she was traumatized by it, as she'd been planning to abort, and they still speak occasionally. he said 2 years ago that he'd like to marry me, but in the time since we've both come to realize that marriage (at least traditional) isn't for either of us. doesn't mean we don't seem to have some red string of fate. we just can't leave each other alone."
>she said: "You’ll most likely get pregnant for him. There are indicators in both of your charts."
>i asked: "what are the indicators?"
>"His Jupiter is in your 5th house and your Venus is in his 5th house"
>"Of children."
>"Correction: your Venus is in his 4th house. Which still indicates family life"
>changing gears, i asked if that could indicate why my grandmother adores him
>i was told: "Could be. But Venus in 4th house means you would make his home a pleasant and beautiful place. As a couple, you would entertain there in the home. Family happiness."

aspects-wise, he has 2 t-squares and 1 yod. i have 1 t-square, 1 cradle, and 1 yod.

my big question is why can't be leave each other alone? we care so deeply about one another, but there's always some obstacle in the way. he's the most tender lover i've ever had. he's the only man i've ever been able to actually feel cum inside me, he's also the only person i've ever been intimate with where i can maintain prolonged eye contact during sex and not feel exposed and embarrassed. the other day, after a particularly stressful week on his end, i'm 98% sure he started crying a bit after we had sex. he had his head partially hidden by his pillow and sniffled. i looked at him and asked if he was okay because i've never heard this man sniffle before, and there's a cold going around. he said he was okay, jokingly-sobbed, i laughed, and about 30 seconds later he sniffled again. i went to go pee after that and he must've composed himself because i didn't hear him sniffle again.

No. 352219

What are your assumptions about a scorpio sun, taurus rising, leo moon person?

No. 352255

>>352219
Stubborn, vain, self-centered, demanding, materialistic

No. 352385

What about a taurus sun, sag moon, scorpio rising? Thank you

No. 353014

>>347552
If they're the kind of handmaidens who hate other women, I'm thinking afflicted Moon. The Moon represents the mother/women in general so it can show a strained relationship with them.

No. 353017

>>350238
Could you post the whole chart? So I can see the aspects.

No. 353383

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Hm. Thoughts?

No. 353384

Maybe this has been asked before but I'm curious, what are everyones opinions on vedic astrology in comparison to sidereal?

No. 353386

>>353384
It depends on what if your prefered form of interpretation. Technically you could use the sidereal system and interpret it through a tropical lense. I know some people that follow vedic astrology but don't apply the religious aspects which is seen as improper by some traditional astrologers.

No. 353393

>>353383
Some nice Saturn aspects. I don't like the 7th house stellium though

No. 353400

>>353384
*oops sorry I meant sidereal vs tropical astrology

No. 353403

>>353386
What do you prefer? Do you follow one or both?
I slightly follow both sidereal and tropical but ever since I've discovered sidereal it's made things a lot more convoluted.

No. 353534

>>353403
I follow both but I prefer the sidereal system and vedic interpretations because I find it to be more accurate than tropical though I still have much to master. I would like to learn the K.P system because I heard it's less complicated than vedic but has high accuracy. I have also read sidereal charts and interpreted them through a tropical lense.

No. 353577

I'm thinking about booking an astrology consultation and wondering what to look for in an astrologer. I feel like it's pretty easy to get scammed, especially since I'm a total casual/beginner and wouldn't know if I'm being sold snake oil. I wanted to ask for some advice here before spending any money or getting too attached to any particular person or service.
>What should I look for in an astrologer?
>Any red flags I should be aware of?
>Is it better to go in person? If long distance, a phone call vs. text only?
>Lastly, does anyone have personal recommendations?
If it helps, I'm hoping for an in depth birth chart reading/analysis to better know myself, my strengths and weaknesses, life and spiritual path and all that. Basically lol I'm looking for highly personalised encouragement and a feeling of being seen and understood.

No. 353600

>>353577
I’ve never purchased face to face consultations, but have purchased readings on Etsy, which have all been accurate and mentioned things about me which nobody would know unless they could actually tap into my energy. It’s crazy.
What’s nice about Etsy is that you can look through reviews of different readers. A lot of shite readers get rated 5 stars just because, so I recommend looking for reviews that specifically mention that the reader predicted things that came true with little to no context given.
I wish I could provide the shop names of a few of my go-to readers, but I don’t want to come across as a self-poster or a shill.

No. 353601

>>353600
Samefag, these are general psychics I’m talking about, not necessarily astrologers. But they will take your birth date into account for readings. If you believe in other woo woo shit like past lives, Akashic records, starseed, etc, I recommend a psychic who can take it all into account for a reading.

No. 353729

>>353601
Thanks Anon, your advice really helps. I'll see what Etsy has to offer. And just to get an idea of a budget, how much do you usually pay per reading with your preferred psychics? I wish i'd included that question in my OP oops.

No. 353734

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thoughts about this birth chart?

No. 353760

>>353729
For just a simple yes/no or timing question, $3-6.

For super in-depth advice where I’d like to give as much context as needed, or for really important decisions, I splurge and go to my favorite and it’s usually $10-20.

No. 353910

I’m a Leo/Virgo cusp sun, Pisces moon and Leo rising. I’ve always felt like it’s a fucking cursed combination. Every part of me cancels out another part until I’m nothing and can’t make any moves. Is it accurate to say this is a horrible combo?

No. 353918

>>353910
I think Leo risings are supposed to be the prettiest besides Libra risings (generally speaking,) so that’s pretty neat! A water sign moon of any kind does sound a bit rough, but at least it’s not in Scorpio?

No. 355342

Is there a reason why I’m so magnetically, lustfully attracted to men with Aquarius Sun, Moon, Mars or Venus? All my exes were Aquariuses and had strong Aqua energy in their charts. I feel like they’re not good for me as my chart is mostly Earth and Fire. Gemini energy also really gets me going and if a man is a Gemini or heavy Gemini energy I’m usually attracted to him.

Also I just looked up my chart just now and it says I have my 8th house and Eros in Aquarius and my south node is in Gemini (couldn’t find it anywhere else in my chart), is this the root of my attraction?

No. 355343

>>355342
Also just realized I have literally no water in my chart and only 1 air placement. But I’m also super emotional and kinda flakey. Wtf.

No. 355372

>>355343
Fire can be kinda emotional and flakey so it checks out (I have a lot of fire in my chart too)

No. 355388

Sooo I’m a Pisces sun AND moon (end my life please) with a Gemini rising, which I feel like has been my only saving grace to not be completely socially retarded. I actually have more fire in my chart tho than water, like my sun and moon are the only water signs basically. All my other shit is like, Aries. cries I wish I didn’t have the double fish tho bc I am always attracted to the worse Scorpios. I really get along with Sags tho, always have, and I figure it must be because of the rising sign. I’m going on a date tonight and have to try and subtly get his info so I can figure out his sign kek

No. 355401

Please nonas give me advice on how to stop falling in love with narcissistic Aquarius men. I’m drawn to them like a fly to shit.

No. 355420

>>355401
Ugh they’re all so emotionally unavailable and tend to be spoiled in my experience. Wishing you healing from this curse kek

No. 355444

>>355420
Huh, strange, all the aquarius men I know come from broken families and hardship. But yes, very emotionally unavailable.

No. 355587

>>355444
In my experience they’re very good looking but incredibly arrogant and think they’re gods gift (which turns me on too admittedly ugh) they also try to make you beg for their attention and make themselves emotionally unavailable so you’ll start pining after them because it validates their ego, gooooooddddd so annoying

But tbf I’ve gotten quite a few of them to open up and they actually became obsessed with me, which is weird because I’m a Taurus and Aquas are supposed to be my worst match but we seem to have insane sexual chemistry, terrible relationship material tho they’re so egotistical

No. 355598

>>355401
What's your sign?

No. 359702

Does anyone prefer sidereal astrology and why? Apart from it being more astronomically accurate, I've heard that it is not necessary more accurate but it focuses on a different more spiritual aspect of yourself. I will say that I relate to tropical way more while reading my sidereal report is like reading a strangers report. I dont know what to make of it.

No. 363614

What are your pet peeve Sun signs that you don’t get along with or find irritating?
> Cancer women: emotionally underdeveloped pickmes who live for male validation and are deeply insecure (Shayna and Ariana Grande are great examples).
> Libra women: shallow, see male validation as the ultimate goal.
> Scorpio men: depraved. They know the Scorpio stereotype and emphasize the most dark triad parts of their personality while also proclaiming they’re a Scorpio because retarded women go nuts for it. So many of them are loud and proud doms aka openly abusive with fluff to excuse it.
Also not a sun sign but shoutout to water moon men because they are the fucking worst. I don’t know of a single one who wasn’t coddled by women growing up and are extremely manipulative with their “emotional softness”.
>>359702
Anon you should look into your nakshatras. Mine are so accurate, I was shocked!

No. 363660

>>363614
What is your rising nakshatra nonnie? I noticed many Ashlesha women tend to have pickme tendencies.

No. 363664

>>363660
Swati (Rahu-dominant) nakshatra, I don't know too much about nakshatras because it's way more detailed than western astrology and I have to use an app to find people's nakshatras. Ashlesha is ruled by Mercury, hmm. Claire Nakti did a study on porn stars and also on other female celebrities and having seen all of her videos, I'm recalling that a lot of women who are famous for sexualizing themselves for male attention have nakshatras that are ruled by Mars (for female celebrities like Kim K, Marilyn Monroe, etc) or the Sun and Saturn (pornstars). I think Ardra moon was common among pornstars too. I know Rahu and Ketu dominant people have issues with addiction so I wouldn't be surprised if some of the sex workers with drug problems (big crossover) had placements there.

No. 363934

>>363660
I'm not much into Zodiacs (much less Vedic), but I did a quick Google search on Nakshatras and it sounds so interesting! For anyone else who is absolutely new to the concept, what I gathered was:
>Naksha is considered to be a map and Tara denotes a star, thereby making Nakshatra a star map. It is the term used for a lunar mansion in Hindu astrology and Indian astronomy. The 28 Nakshatras (sometimes 27) is the name devoted to the constellation of the moon as it lives in every constellation for one day.
>In Vedic astrology, analysis of Nakshatra is very important. It is generally responsible to figure out how an individual thinks, understands, or perceives life.
There's also, seemingly, a strong distinction between how nakshatras manifest in males and females? I looked up mine to read it in greater detail (Krittika) and it showed a drastic difference between the two sexes:
>A man having the Krittika Nakshatra is very intelligent, but at times he loses his patience that is required to achieve his goals and thus, requires a great deal of persistence.
>Females are said to be sensitive and have jugs full of emotions, but that does not mean she succumbs to the emotional blackmail of others. Oh no! The female natives of the Krittika Nakshatra have all the feelings and who is strong from within, which some people misinterpret as arrogance.
What's up with that? How do you anons interpret these distinctions and is it reasonable to discard the sexed approach and somehow take both these descriptions to heart simultaneously?

No. 363946

>>363934
Same anon, a funny thing happened
>Krittika Nakshatra Female Characteristics
>They will not share good family dynamics. They will lack compatibility with family members and relatives as they have their opinions and would not support any conservative belief that goes against women.
And me being on LC complaining about women's description being not as favorable as men's. I also wanted to mention the article using "man" for men, and "female" for women, but I held myself together. I think this stuff is far more accurate than Western Zodiacs. Almost comical in its accuracy.

No. 365332

Do you guys believe in draconic astrology? It's supposed to show you what your soul is like and what will always peek through your personality in every life. It's based on the moon rather than the sun.

I did mine and my entire chart is fire, while my normal chart is all earth. Definitely resonates with me as I've been angry since birth kek and always wanted to be a fire sign. My mom's chart is basically identical to her normal one which fits her too.

No. 365334

>>365332
No, tbh I don't believe in souls or past/future lives.
If you don't relate to your normal tropical chart I suggest giving sidereal a try.

No. 365363

>>363664
Mine is Hasta Nakshatra, I don’t know anything about Vedic astrology so I don’t know what that means
>>365332
My draconic chart resonated with me, I also use sidereal instead of tropical

No. 365376

>>363660
I found a nakshatra finder online, mine is Moola nakshatra.

Half of the things in the description of the website I found are accurate, for example that Moola nakshatra live a life of dichotomy between a spiritual and materialistic path, while the other half very far from the truth, like how they're supposed to be optimistic or positie thinkers, or that female of Moola nakshatra have a lack of knowledge to deal with things which often lands them into various problems (which might have been true in my early 20s but not now in my 30s).
It's interesting nonetheless because some of it shows a lot of the general antithetical descriptions I get on my astral chart which has a lot of Scorpio, Sagittarius and Capricorn placements.

No. 365465

>>363614
i feel like scorpio men are really hit and miss. of the two scorpio men i know, one of them is very kind and submissive/sexless, the other is literally deranged and ended up stalking me. what ive had a problem with is scorpio rising men. last one i knew literally was abusive and bragged about being a narcissist and a psychopath.
also, i really cant stand most taurus men. they have the amplified moid traits of stubbornness and refusal to admit fault or accept any flaws or responsibility. terrible conversationalists.

No. 365962

In my observation all virgos are either crackheads or control freaks
>>365465
Scorpio suns are the type to do unhinged shit and then say they’re “cute but psycho” like it’s a little aesthetic or quirk. I have some Scorpio placements and I reallllly dislike Scorpio suns. I feel like astrology stereotypes get to their head which influences their behavior. Also the Scorpio suns think they’re way better in bed than they actually are and flex their psycho behavior as something intense or sexy. It’s so cringe.

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>>365962
The women are like picrel lol. And Cancer women too.

No. 366169

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one time a girl came up to buy tickets for priscilla and told me she’d been out celebrating her birthday. i told her happy birthday and that i had to check her ID, which her tipsy ass was happy to hand over. i told her my partner (att) was a scorpio and she told me her big 3 (scorpio sun, virgo moon, libra rising) and asked mine. when i told her i’m a cancer sun, gemini moon, sagittarius rising, she said, “girl, i am so sorry!” and i laughed about it because i actually get that quite often, at least online, but that was the first time i’d gotten it in person.

the closest irl comparison i have is my former best friend (capricorn sun, sagittarius moon, gemini rising) who works as a professional tarot card reader at the renaissance faire every year, and does chart readings on the side, telling me, “every gemini moon i know is bipolar.” she also believes in cusps and says i’m a gemini/cancer cusp since my birthday is june 22.

anyway. does anyone else have a big 3 that has gotten you “i’m sorry” responses multiple times?

No. 366190

Does your Sun & Moon sign line up with the description of your mbti and/or enneagram?

No. 366191

>>366190
Not at all. I’m an INFP (overemotional depressed pissbaby) and I’m a Taurus Sun/Capricorn moon, which is supposed to be very stable (although Capricorn is associated with Saturn energy/depression I guess). In reality I’m very mentally unstable and hypersensitive lol. I think it’s because my moon is directly on top of my Uranus and Neptune which adds to the emotional instability and oversensitivity.

No. 366193

>>366190
I'm Virgo sun, Aries moon, and ISFP. I think it's fitting.

No. 366195

>>365332
Not really related to draconic astrology but on the topic of soul/past life astrology, I remember reading years ago that a Eros/Psyche conjunction between two people (in the same sign and to a tight degree) is one of the strongest markers of a soulmate + past life connection. Also strangely, the astrologer talking about it said that she sees the conjunction between blood family members all the time too, and that it points to reincarnated lovers who are reborn as family members in the next life. I looked it up and sure enough I have the conjunction with my mom which was kind of spooky.

No. 366294

>>366190
Taurus Sun, Scorpio Moon, Scorpio Rising and I’m an INTJ. I’d say yes for me but I don’t think that’s the case for most people.

No. 366318

>>366190
taurus sun, cancer moon, sag rising, INFP lmao. i never get over anything ever which fits i guess?
>>366169
not quite big 3, but my chart has 6 taurus placements and a lady i admire wished me luck and said if anyone has more than 3 taurus in their charts shes calling the police

No. 366398

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What are the zodiac signs who are more likely not going to post garbage like picrel because they feel secure in themselves? What about the opposite? I find that Libra women are obsessed with talking about how beautiful and desirable they are while Tauruses (the other Venusians) don't as often and kinda accept their status as stubborn and gluttonous more than they sperg out about how Venusian and feminine they are.

No. 366402

>>366398
It might be because of my other placements but as a Scorpio sun, Sagittarius rising and Capricorn moon and I rarely ever repost or share anything zodiac related on social media (I used to when I was on Tumblr before the purge), cuz I have my work colleagues and/or friends watching whatever I share on WhatsApp and/or IG. I'd rather share some music I like or whatever pictures I took going somewhere instead.
I did one exception related to my Scorpio zodiac sign this year because of one IG reel with a song about "I'm so motherfucking tired all the time" cuz 2023 was rough.

No. 366479

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Can I get advice on my chart? Especially for general life goals?

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No. 366481

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Thoughts on this chart? I'm new to doing birth charts and more extensive astrology related things. I'm an INFJ-A Leo if it matters.

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Hey nonas, I made a zodiac sign poll: https://strawpoll.com/poy9W0BVpgJ

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I have 0 astrology knowledge and honestly i don't believe in it, but i'm curious to know what people that are into it would think, i would always forget my other sign stuff when someone would ask that so here they are:

>Aquarius Sun

>Taurus Moon
>Capricorn ascendant

I think that's mostly what you need, right?

No. 371067

>>370779
>I have 0 astrology knowledge and honestly i don't believe in it
Then you are a bad person. Astrology has already been scientifically proven to be true
>Aquarius Sun
>Taurus Moon
>Capricorn ascendant
Only for gay Western astrology, not real Vedic astrology. Even so, here is your profile:
-strong desire to be a leader
-ultra individualistic with unconventional ideas
-obnoxious, left wing politics
-strong ability to detach from your own emotions
-calm, not a drama queen
-don't have a need to be nurtured by either family or a romantic partner, as you can do those things yourself
-difficult person to compromise with. Possibly due to your unjustified sense of moral superiority over others
-seen by others as practical and also you are regarded as being more serious/stern than you actually are on the inside
-reserved, responsible and hardworking
-you are regarded as a natural leader by others, further gassing up your already inflated opinion of yourself

No. 371074

Are there any vedic astrologers itt? I never find people who are into other forms of astrology :/(newfaggotry)

No. 371113

>>371074
I do sidereal with traditional/hellenistic theory. Not vedic but close enough ig

No. 380632

I used to think it was pretty cool to have Scorpio placements but 1) it seems like everyone has them anyways and 2) now I just find it cringe because of other people with those same placements who are hella cringey and embarrassing. Shayna Clifford for example is a Scorpio rising just like me ewwww.

No. 380634

I know a fair bit about synastry but I want a really in depth reading of me and my bfs synastry, I’m willing to pay, but not over 40 bucks, does anyone know a good astrologer who does zoom consultations and is legit?

No. 380635

What do you guys think about asteroids in terms of astrology? Legit or no?

It’s confusing because I know many of these asteroids have only been very recently discovered and named. So it doesn’t make sense that the asteroid would affect or embody certain traits of a god or goddess or whatever that it’s named after, if it wasn’t even known for that before being named, right. But what’s weird is I’ve found a lot of these asteroids and their aspects actually give me incredibly accurate reads on my own and others very specific habits, mindsets and personality traits, almost to the point it’s uncanny. So I’m a pretty strong believer in them even though it doesn’t really make any sense. I’ve found certain asteroids are incredibly influential in my chart when they make the right aspects.

No. 380636

Any advice on how to win over a Gemini moon moid? I have almost no air signs in my chart and air moons both confuse and scare me. Are they really cold, unaffectionate and shallow? Or do they like…you know…feel things like regular people.

No. 380643

>>380635
No, I do traditional/hellenistic astrology. Asteroids are a modern thing in astrology. If you relate to them it can be explained by other things in the chart, too. That's kind of a problem with astrology, you can justify anything with it or force any explanation you want.
>>380636
Air signs need intellectual stimulation. Be good at having a conversation, don't be boring, etc.

No. 381509

>>380643
Ntayrt but where do you recommend doing a traditional/hellenistic chart for yourself? Is astrodienst extended chart good enough? And are there any apps or astrologers you recommend?

No. 382299

People talk about specific western zodiac Sun signs in men to avoid but can we talk about the worst nakshatras or planetary dominance? I think these are more valid because planetary dominance can occur in multiple ways, usually across 3 signs and can be conjunctions with the luminaries. I find some accuracy in my western chart but my nakshatras are insanely accurate.
Anyway after watching Claire Nakti’s videos on the types of men, my opinion is that Saturn dominant men are the worst of all.
> immature edgelords and will play pranks on you
> vulnerable to falling for cults and extreme ideologies; political extremists
> annoyingly rebellious and disobedient as children, the type to disrupt class to get punished by the teacher
> isn’t a leader so they don’t channel their rebelliousness into leading political causes like Rahu or Ketu, they are devoted followers
> alt-right redneck men, hicks
> emotionally cold and avoidant in romantic relationships
> cheaters
> reckless and not considerate
> apparently needs a woman to pin them down and make them disciplined but oftentimes won’t give them love/commitment in return
Examples: idiot comedy YouTubers like fouseytube, Tom Cruise, Shia Labeouf, Russell Brand

No. 382300

>>382299
Samefag but it turns out my most abusive insecure ex fell into this type and I can why Rahu dominant women like me would fall for these moids. Saturn men are the lesser form of Ketu—Saturn’s edginess and rebelliousness seems similar to Rahu’s nature as a rebel and a visionary. Imo a Saturn-Rahu relationship won’t work out because these men are especially emotionally stunted and questionably monogamous. I also feel like Rahu women are leaders while Saturn men are followers which we know creates insecurity on the man’s part. If anyone cares, imo the actual soulmate for Rahu would be Ketu, which fundamentally is like yin and yang between the north and south node, but Ketu men are usually very strange as well. Objectively I think Jupiter dominant men are the best partners to have.

No. 382383

>>382300
Ketu can make people detached (but also weirdly sensitive at times?), aloof and unconventional which can be hard to understand. It's not for everyone. I think they greately benefit from leaning into spirituality.

No. 389707

How do anons reconcile the differences between Western (whole sign) birth charts and Vedic birth charts? Some examples
> your western whole sign Venus is in Aries and the Vedic Venus is in Pisces. So in that case one Venus is debilitated and the other is not.
> your Vedic Saturn is in the 7th house (planet of karma, 7th house means relationship delays/issues) but in the western chart it’s in the 6th (delays with work, issues with health, the house of struggle).
These things confuse the hell out of me.

No. 389723

>>389707
You don't reconcile it, you just go with the Vedic because Vedic is more scientific

No. 389809

>>389723
My verdic chart read me to filth and changed my sun sign to Virgo. I have no idea about the verdic beings and gods do I have to accept this is gave me and identity crisis before bed last night

No. 389812

>>389809
My Vedic signs and Western signs are also dramatically different, and I identify more with my Western signs. Vedic is better if you want a specific details/predictions and Western is more just for your overall personality profile

No. 390225

>>351286
Jesus christ

No. 390783

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>bear hatred for 2/3 water signs since day 1 of reading their descriptions
>western chart has exactly 1 water placement
>it's thankfully the best one (Scorpio)
>relief
>look into vedic chart
>vedic chart is almost 50% water signs
>ascendant falls into Ashlesha
>read >>363660
Do I kill myself

No. 390798

>>390783
Anon no offense but it’s kinda stupid that you let one random anon reply on lolcow about a nakshatra dictate your perception of it. If you do some research, Ashleshas are gorgeous and very seductive. Watch Claire Nakti’s channel about Ashleshas and I’m sure you’ll find something positive in there.

No. 390867

>>390798
>Anon no offense but it’s kinda stupid that you let one random anon reply on lolcow about a nakshatra dictate your perception of it
NTA, but how is that stupid? If someone online tells you something, it is almost certainly correct and you should operate under the assumption that what they told you is true.

No. 390878

>>390783
Similar here, I have some fire planets in tropical that were moved to water in sidereal. As for your rising sign, I think it doesn't matter that much. I think the aspects between planets are more important.

No. 390881

>>390878
>As for your rising sign, I think it doesn't matter that much.
In Vedic it is maybe your most important sign (that or the moon) and even in Western you need it to properly evaluate your sun/moon combo

No. 390887

>>390881
I know but I don't belive in astrology 100% (but I'm still interested in learning about it). The reason is because the signs and house placements depend on what zodiac and house system you use, so no one knows which is the "true" system. But aspects are always consistent, I think they're onto something with the aspects.

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>>390798
I mostly used hyperbole as an attempt at humor. But thank you for the recommendation, I got around to watching Nakti’s "Ashlesha Nakshatra In The Modern World" video. It did nothing but solidify my distate for my two Ashlesha placements (Asc and Jupiter, as expected neither one brings anything favorable to me). I don't think of all the 27 Nakshatras, that there is a worse one than Ashlesha. We did it girls, we found objectively the worst fucking Nakshatra.

Firstly, read picrel excerpt from The Book of Nakshatras by Prash Trivedi. Already sounds pretty bad, no? Especially hilarious is the paragraph which begins with
>On a positive level, their suspicious nature makes them good observers
and then in the same paragraph listing an extra 4 negative qualities
>However Ashlesha's intuitive and psychic capabilities tend to function best in situations where an element of danger is there
>their suspicion can turn into paranoia
>Paranoid schizophrenia is a disease whose roots lie in Ashlesha
>they also have a tendency to use their psychological perceptiveness to exploit others
Like, what the hell? I though this paragraph was supposed to point out its good qualities? The other paragraphs are all about how evil, deceptive and butterfaced the Nakshatra is, can it not have anything good to it?

Regarding its association with seduction… I would never humiliate myself like that. I also don't like its association with the humiliation that is referred to as Female Sexuality (in reality, it's less of a female sexuality, and more of a patriarchal woman's coping strive for a smidgen of power in a system rigged against her).
I'm gonna transcribe a key point from the video that killed all and any respect I might've had for the energy of this Nakshatra:
>And this ties to a lot of the secrets of feminine nature that I discussed in my video on Venus dominant men that relates to the way that it's shown in research and the immense popularity of things like Fifty Shades of Grey all over the world. That female sexuality, which Ashlesha is the absolute base foundational essence of, craves to be conquered and dominated, and that's what truly satisfies the passively-oriented partner. Attaining someone who genuinely, passionately asserts on them. It relates to waiting for the right thing as the receptive element physically can't invoke what it wants to happen to it through action, like the active partner can. It waits for something to assert, even though it is oftentimes innocent and can't even understand that that's what it's doing.

Ashleshas be like: here's a tutorial on how to be a perennial Slave to men's sexuality teehee. I'm so fucking butthurt about this placement. Get out of my Ascendant, persisting whore.

If there are any actual positives to it, please tell me, else I will just start ignoring the Vedic chart, and stick to the much more favorable Western placements.

No. 391017

>>390878
Your rising sign is considered the most important sign, technically. The sun is extremely important because it represents your ego and Apollo is considered to be “perfect” in every way so the placement connected to him is important. Your rising sign represents who you are as a person the most though.

No. 391127

>>390989
This is exhibit A of why you don't analyze a chart based on one component (in this case your rising). You need to evaluate the chart in total, pretty much nobody is going to have all, or even most of, the prototypical characterstics of their rising (or sun, or moon, or whatever)

No. 391128

>>391017
Ayrt and I've read it's just about how people perceive you. My asc (Vishakha) is not at all like my real personality.

No. 391284

I'm starting to highly consider sign compatibility in my dating search. I liked to think of it as silly woo woo, but the more I look into it, the more it rings true, especially with my past relationships. I'm a Scorpio and the past 3 men I've been with have been Aquarius and Libra men. My last ex was an Aquarius and reading through the conflicts we faced, it was like someone was watching us through a camera. I recently tried to date an Aries, but he couldn't commit to a second date and decided it wasn't worth the inconvenience, he was such a sweet guy on our first date.
Should I look for my ideal Pisces or Cancer man? And highly likely Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn men? I've always wanted to avoid Cancers because my mom and sister are Cancers and especially with my mom, it's been an emotional ride.
I don't know, do you think I'd find greater success?
My best friend's husband's best friend is a Cancer and I've had a crush on him in between my relationships, but he has stated previously to my best friend's husband, he has no attraction to me and I'm a bit older for his preferences. I think he's still single, but I guess only time will tell with him, I can't wait on him unless he initiated something.

No. 391294

>>391284
There may be something to it if you are basing it on your entire charts. Choosing romantic partners just by your Western sun sign though is retarded

No. 391302

What would a cancer moon/cancer mars guy be like in bed? Any ideas for his preferences/kinks?

No. 391305

>>390989
Okay anon, ayrt here and this is my second attempt at replying to you because my phone deleted everything I wrote initially. So first of all, you said that your Ashlesha placements are your Ascendant and Jupiter… Jupiter, really? Kek sorry but that's irrelevant. What's more relevant is that your Jupiter is possibly conjunct your ascendant which might make you Jupiter dominant. The key for planetary dominance or ruling nakshatras is to look at your luminaries, esp for any conjunctions to those. The moon nakshatra is most potent according to Vedic astrologers. You can also look at the first two houses to see if you have any planets there (sounds like Jupiter is for sure so I'd look into that).
Next, I understand your frustration regarding this nakshatra because you want something more than to be a temptress or whatever. I think this characterization is so limited because for a long time we have only valued women as extensions of men and for their looks–if you think about it, the descriptions of nakshtras do reflect that given how little they talk about our hobbies, intellectual pursuits, and other things that aren't men/looks focused. They, like everything else, are rooted in patriarchy. Given the information I have I'd say that Ashlesha isn't even your ruling nakshatra imo, however I can relate as a Swati native I recall Claire Nakti talking about how Rahu dominant women want men who "shape our minds" and can "lead" us. That description made me recoil in disgust. It was so inaccurate and borderline weirdly abusive sounding but then I thought about it and I remembered how I've always had a problem respecting my spineless moid partners and how I've always wanted a man who embodies the good masculine qualities who doesn't make me feel like I have to do everything or speak up for the both of us. But definitely not someone who "shapes my mind" because scrotes are fundamentally limited in their perspectives; it should be the other way around imo.
Regardless of nakshtras, it seems like all of the descriptions describe women wanting to be conquered even if they are Saturn dominant femme fatale women who lay the trap, to of course be "conquered". I really can't relate because I've always been into female-centered femdom. I think the interpretations are are rooted in examples within Indian patriarchy where women were forced into marriages anyway. The best I've seen at predicting my preferences was in Western astrology where random astrologers could guess my sexual tastes by my chart.
Frankly I don't know if I prefer these newer interpretations of the nakshatras which seem to be oversimplifying them and trying to make them more palatable for young girls on TikTok with the "deer type of beauty" videos or if I prefer old school Vedic astrologers who aren't as exciting to watch and will tell you that if you have mangal dosha then you'll die in seven years of lung issues if you don't pray to a cow.
>>391302
Just fucking ask him ffs kek. Moids are more than happy to share that kind of stuff and if he's into some weird shit then you can get out quickly.

No. 391337

>>391305
>I really can't relate because I've always been into female-centered femdom
Except you also said you don't like spineless guys. Stop hating on spineless wimps and you will have more success in your relationships

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>>391305
>What's more relevant is that your Jupiter is possibly conjunct your ascendant which might make you Jupiter dominant. The key for planetary dominance or ruling nakshatras is to look at your luminaries, esp for any conjunctions to those. The moon nakshatra is most potent according to Vedic astrologers.
You're right, Jupiter is in conjunction with my Ascendant, although I'm not really sure if I'm the type to embody Jupiter. I always felt close in heart to women who embody Sun energy, since basically all my role models would boil down to some/most of the traits associated with Sun. Moon in Krittika and Sun in Uttara Ashadha (Uttara Ashadha's Mongoose said to be the "natural enemy" of Ashlesha's Snake, see a pattern?) has gotta do it for me. I was also interested in what Claire Nakti (seriously, good channel) had to say about Sun-dominant women and it confirmed it for me even further. Here's the link for those who want to check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOADhXk_3Yk

>I think this characterization is so limited because for a long time we have only valued women as extensions of men and for their looks–if you think about it, the descriptions of nakshtras do reflect that given how little they talk about our hobbies, intellectual pursuits, and other things that aren't men/looks focused.

Noticed this, too. Especially obvious in sources that separate female and male natives of any given placement. Picrel – see perceiving women as lower status, more useless and more immoral. Also straight up lying because it's the male that has always been the ultimate spineless whore. Nothing short of infuriating imo.

>I really can't relate because I've always been into female-centered femdom. I think the interpretations are are rooted in examples within Indian patriarchy where women were forced into marriages anyway.

Yeah, maybe I should just apply the male-targeted descriptions of the placements to myself, the nuance of female POV is lost only slightly. The more I read about it the more obvious it is that the female ones, when separated, always have a undertone of rushed placating like No, no! This badass militant Mars-dominant babe will still totes be your cute housewifey, she's totally such a nurturer and a mother, in fact she lives for babies! Ffs, what is this build-a-bitch fiction?? At least male descriptions are more objective.

Thanks again anon. Your input was much appreciated and I relate to a lot of what you typed about your vexes with blatant sexism.

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Hey nonnas, I do free chart readings. Reply with your chart if you want a reading

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>>391676
Me please!

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>>391676
thank you kind nonna, hope this is okay

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>>391676
thank you!

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>>391676
thank you nonna

No. 391690

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>>391676
Thank you! Hope this image is okay.

No. 391703

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>>391676
Here’s my chart. My dob is April 10th 1994 at 5am and birthplace is Kelowna, Canada. Just adding that info in case it’s hard to read.

No. 391763

>>391703
-worker bee
-have a fun side but are generally extremely serious and focused while working; resting bitch face
-intelligent
-ultra driven
-very blunt and to the point and this isn't always appreciated by coworkers and colleagues
-calculating; systematic; future minded
-no tolerance for whiners
-selective about the people you let into your life
-not petty at all; always let the small stuff go
-have a soft side, but it only comes out in relationships with people you love and trust
-stoic to the outside world but emotive with friends/family
-carry lots of secrets
-nurturing, even simpish to the man or woman you love
-home is utilitarian, more like a motel than a true home. Find romantic partner to turn your house into a true home
-lot's of workout equipment kept the home if you have the space for it
-tall, bony, prominent forehead, narrow face, clearly defined jaw and pointy chin

how'd I do?

No. 391773

>>391763
some additions:

-inward learner, prefer to teach yourself things rather than being instructed by others
-overly active nervous system resulting in either allergies, depression, anxiety, dry skin, digestive/kidney issues or some combo thereof
-ultra empathetic
-place a very high premium on love and romance
-high emotional intelligence, great at reading facial expressions and body language
-highly creative

No. 391786

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>Rahu in the 7th
>Venus in Virgo aspected by Saturn
>Ruler of the 7th in the 6th house
>Navamsha chart is crappy as well
Why even bother trying for relationships at this point hahahhahaha

No. 391815

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Only because I'm a Taurus doesn't mean I am an angry person!

>notice my star chart


Ok, I might be an angry person when someone is an asshole with me, but is not because my sun is in Taurus, my moon is in Pisces and my ascendant is in Aries.

No. 391818

>>391815
>your ascendant is the "mask" you present to people
wtf is this shit? This is why nobody respects western astrology. Your ascending is who you fundamentally are. If anything is your mask, it's your sun.
Post your vedic chart and I'll give you a ~real~ reading

No. 391820

Surprised no one has posted KRS here. His channel is very informative. This is a good video for beginners in Vedic Astrology

No. 391822

>>391818
Can you link me a trusty page to get a vedic chart? Most of the ones I'm trying to get aren't too specific or something.

No. 391823

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>>391818
in case of, here's in the first one I found.

No. 391824


No. 391826

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>>391824
Ok, ignore >>391823 (I forgot to censor some shit)

No. 391838

>>391826
Pisces rising, Neptune (planet that rules Pisces) in Sagittarius, Moon in Aries, Saturn in Scorpio

-go with the flow
-artist, hippie type
-open minded
-personality varies greatly depending on the day
-extremely impressionable
-head in the clouds
-hates labels, probably is in a "situationship"
-improviser, not a planner
-highly sensitive to drugs; weak constitution overall
-soft, gentle aura
-unselfish; excessively so
-struggle to say "no"
-philosophical and wise
-excellent researcher and vociferous reader
-very into mysticism
-impulsive, very quick to react to things
-often hot tempered
-although you can get explosively angry in the moment, you never hold a grudge
-your Mars is in Taurus so when you do get mad you turn into a total psycho
-independent at heart, struggle to settle down
-go from 0 to 10 in an instant
-extremely impatient
-ADHD; can't work a desk job

No. 391842

>>391676

I posted back here
>>366479
>>366480

No. 391843

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>>391838
My God, it's like you've known me all my life!

thanks, nonnie

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>>391763
Thank you, nonnie!! I’d say you’re mostly right I’m tall but unfortunately not skinny and I try to make my home very comfy.

No. 391914

>>391838
>>391763
Can you stop self-inserting in other people's discussions? It's obvious they didn't ask you and you give subpar, retarded "readings".(infighting)

No. 391926

>>391914
NTA but you're doing the same thing, butting into other people's discussion and giving your two cents about it. The actual person involved said thanks. At least she put effort into help and maybe wanted to just test out her skills on an anonymous fucking board that isn't this deep, and you only put it into being a bitch. So sick of reading this low effort mean girl larp bait here.

No. 391929

>>391926
She's actually right that my readings need to get more specific. But I'm pretty raw and it's gonna be a long time before I can do things like determine what month your dad died or shit like that

No. 391931

>>391929
Don't put yourself down nonnie, I get that you want to improve but the anons aren't lacking anything from you replying because the person they asked can reply too, practise here if you want. I don't think it should be such a problem that you need to be called a retard and told to shut up.

No. 392048

>>391676
Can you do mine nonnie? When you'll have time of course! >>391690

No. 392239

>>391843
want to add a description of your appearance:

-average to slightly above average height
-long limbs and fingers
-very ectomorphic frame
-big eyes
-thin but prominent nose
-straight hair (if white)
-well defined jaw

other characteristics:
-like weird jewelry
-very unconventional fashion sense

No. 392240

>>392239
2 more appearance details:
-expressive face
-youthful appearance

No. 392245

>>391703
I screwed up on my reading for you. I misread some placements. I want to amend my initial reading. Here is what I have for your appearance:
-other worldly facial features, somewhat alien like, somewhat androgynous
-sharply upturned eyes
-small facial features (nose, teeth, mouth, chin, etc)
-you said that you aren't skinny, but your face shape should still be long and ovalesque

also:
-don't care about fashion, just wear whatever
-your parents never got anywhere with you in your arguments and still never do. As far as you are concerned, you are right, they are wrong, end of discussion
-don't have deep emotional friendships. Friendships are formed for practical reasons and aren't seen as life long
-envious of people who are able to have lot's of friends
-to you, passion in romantic relationships = good sex; nothing else; like angry sex
-like for sex to last a looooong time
-relationships are about give and take, there is no "unconditional love" for you
-having your calves massaged gets you in the mood for some reason
-detached; aloof
-re your home: you say you like to make your house nice and comfy. That isn't what your chart says. It says that you will highly value having a lot of space. That you will decorate it in a very weird and eccentric way.

You are actually an Aquarius rising but Saturn is in your first house. Because of that, I assumed you would have very Saturnian features (Caitlin Clark has extremely Saturnian physical features due to Saturn being in her first house) but I guess the Gemini overruled it

No. 392736

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NTA but…
>>391690
Sagittarius rising, Libra moon, Leo sun combust Venus

-bright and sunny disposition; very optimistic
-outspoken
-aversion to taking on responsibility
-broad forehead, attractive eyes, thick hair
-make lot's of dramatic hand gestures
-strong, athletic build although prone to getting fat as you have a tendency to binge eat
-spend a lot of time mulling over your emotions but don't really like to share them with others
-problems with back, hips or thighs
-love being around people and have a wide circle of friends
-seek balance and want "everyone to be happy"; peacemaker, conciliator
-very affectionate in relationships
-charming
-awful punctuality and you annoy friends with the way you change plans at the last minute
-regal bearing
-very hard worker when you actually get to work but when not working you tend spend a lot of time just lying around doing nothing
-very turbulent and painful love life





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No. 393000

This thread is kind of interesting! I love seeing everyone try to analyze each other. While I'm not an astrology person, I actually remember my sun, moon, and rising - because they're all Libra. Does anyone else have one sign for all three?

No. 393048

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Would anyone be willing to do a chart reading for me? I don't mind being a guinea pig for you to practice!

Also I looked at the results of the strawpoll that was posted a few months ago and it's pretty interesting that earth signs are pretty dominant in this thread.

No. 393055

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I honestly do not know anything about astrology other than basic things. Is there anything about my chart that jumps out at you or is interesting that I should know?

No. 393086

>>393048
you came to the right place

Libra ascending; Venus in Aries; Venus opposition Moon; Sun Taurus/Moon Virgo; Sun combust Mars; Jupiter opposite Moon

-passionate about either art, music or dance
-expensive fashion sense
-baby got back
-dimples, full lips, great hair, symmetrical features; photograph well
-really love animals and have at least experimented with veganism or vegetarianism from a young age
-catch a lot of colds; kidney and/or back problems
-passionate, intense and dysfunctional romantic life
-very aggressive going after people you are romantically interested in
-very high sex drive
-have fallen in love at first sight… multiple times
-finding lasting love and romantic stability is a real challenge, even though it is something you desperately want
-physically active and health conscious
-not a bragger, play down your own achievements and can't stand people who brag about theirs
-take your time in things and enjoy the moment although you are also actually a pretty fast and efficient worker
-quick in calm in even the most difficult situations
-love to read
-need competition and responsibilities to thrive; otherwise you sink into sloth
-perfectionist and never truly satisfied with your work
-career focused
-excellent writer
-aggressive go getter
-explosive temper
-prone to inflammations, fevers and dehydration
-overly generous

your Western chart is actually somewhat similar to Hitler's Vedic chart

No. 393092

>>393055
>Is there anything about my chart that jumps out at you or is interesting that I should know?

Yes. You are a Cancer rising but your moon (sign that rules Cancer) is combust in Aquarius. So even though you really are a Cancer deep down, we would expect you to look and behave more like an Aquarius

Cancer rising; Sun combust Moon in Aquarius; Mars in Aries

-oval shaped but rounded and soft face
-huge, round eyes
-broad forehead, narrow jaw, face is attractive but also somewhat alien like
-long limbs with thin bones; very thick hair that is frizzy and hard to style
-quirky and eccentric; bit of a weirdo
-detached and aloof
-struggle to form deep romantic bonds; don't like commitments or labels
-don't like emotional conversations, prefer to keep things factual; solution oriented, not a shoulder to cry on
-rebel who pushes boundaries and thinks outside the box
-suffer from a lot of unique ailments that are difficult to diagnose
-phenomenal at resolving disputes between others
-moody; personality changes from day to day
-strong need to be loved
-nurturing and motherly although you don't come off that way

No. 393093

>>393092
samefag. Take out the part about frizzy hair

No. 393176

>>393092
This genuinely felt like a call out post for me. Wow. Thank you!!

No. 393393

>>393176
it also says you really like angry, rough sex. That Mars is just so strong

No. 393819

>>391690
Sagittarius rising; Pluto in 1st house; Jupiter in Taurus; Sun combust Venus in Leo; Sun opposition Uranus; Moon in Libra; Moon box Neptune; Moon box Mercury; Jupiter opposition Moon


-philosophical
-penetrating eyes/gaze, to the point it sometimes freaks people out
-people either love you or hate you
-goth energy, whether you actually are goth or not
-have an opinion about everything and subject everyone who comes in contact with you to those opinions
-intense presence
-find humor in anything
-high spirited and adventurous; love to travel
-strongly value your personal freedom; avoid responsibilities and struggle to fully "grow up"
-never shut up
-good and loyal friend but not dependable
-focus on the big picture, not detail oriented
-oval face; almond eyes; beautiful eyelashes; strong eyebrows; thick lips, slim and strong but still curvy; high cheekbones but the cheeks themselves are somewhat low set
-over indulge in food and/or drink
-expressive face; wide smile; good posture; strong body
-attention whore
-can get along with anyone
-social butterfly
-materialistic; overspend on lots of crap that you don't need
-need a romantic partner who makes you the center of their world despite your own very strong need for independence
-overall bad at relationships
-indecisive
-high interest and skill in fashion, art and home decor
-image conscious; care a lot about how other view you
-awful, impulsive decision maker in matters of love and money
-need to often isolate yourself and escape into fantasy as a means of rejuvenation
-struggle with addiction (food, drugs, sex, all of the above, etc.)

No. 393831

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>>391676
I would be grateful if you read mine

No. 393832

if no one knew you can just go to astroseek.com and it will give you way more in-depth explanations of your birth charts, houses, aspects etc

No. 393917

>>393831
Libra ascending; Venus in Cancer; Venus box Mars; Venus box Moon; Moon in Pisces; Moon opposition Mars; Sun in Leo; Sun box Pluto

-easy, breezy look
-facial features are extremely symmetrical and harmonious
-make heavy use of your looks to get what you want
-very good conversationalist
-oval face; high forehead; face is somewhat bottom heavy; long neck; almond shaped eyes; slim but shapely, creating a sort of stretched out hourglass shape; cheeks are round and full; thin eyebrows
-glamourous and care a lot about how you look
-dimples; magnetic eyes; glowing skin
-very wide smile
-very style conscious and always look sleek and put together
-diplomatic and extremely conflict adverse
-quick witted
-iron will
-creative and pursue the limelight
-think that the world revolves around you
-passionate about using music and art to express your bullshit political beliefs
-literally have slight telepathic abilities
-effortlessly able to read people
-drama queen, especially in romantic relationships
-overactive imagination that inevitably ends up causing you distress when you spend any length of time alone
-endlessly replay events in your head where you were done wrong
-your imagination is dark to the point where it scares you and you wish you could tone it down
-frequently feel like nobody understands your inner turmoil
-bad relationship when young with your parents, particularly your father; mainly your parents just were withholding of love
-afflicted with nagging discontent, even when your life is going well
-insecure about your femininity
-volatile relationships due to your serious anger issues
-one of the cool kids in high school; still very popular and have an active social life
-want a healthy, harmonious relationship more than anything else
-use casual hookups to fulfill your need for affection, but it doesn't work at all
-highly competitive and driven to win at all costs
-completely lose your shit when you don't get your way
-extremely passionate and put your soul into everything you do
-overall a bit of a tortured artistic genius
(there are things you can do to help with that)
-get strongly attached to people you don't even really know
-strong fear of vulnerability and this causes you to hide your true self, even from those closest to you

No. 394153

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>>393917
hi, nonita, i’ve really enjoyed reading your perspectives on other posters’ charts. if you have the time, i’d love for you to read mine. maybe there’s something in it that points to my disorganized attachment style, or being the black sheep of my family?

i’m surrounded by air signs (paternal grandmother [libra], no-contact mother [gemini], and my father [libra]) but feel the most comfort and am closest to earth (my 2 best friends are both virgos, as was my late grandfather, and my ex i loved the most is a taurus) or fire signs (close friend of 4 years; my older sister). i suspect being drawn to close to earth signs is due to my capricorn rising? but the problem is that scorpio suns are highly attracted to me and i’m forever wary of them.

No. 394170

>>394153
Capricorn rising; Saturn in Taurus; Sun in Cancer; Moon in Gemini; Neptune in Aquarius; Moon conjunct Mars; Sun box Jupiter; Saturn box Neptune

-stoic, reserved, not flamboyant
-ice queen aura
-dutiful and efficient worker
-driven to achieve material success
-no nonsense but an effective communicator while working but shy and aloof when off the clock
-do everything yourself as you don't trust others to do it correctly
-natural leader; a boss; actually look like a scientist, doctor or lawyer
-pronounced cheekbones, well defined jawline, wide but not particularly wholesome smile, bony, pointy chin, big skull and teeth, fine and chiseled features
-you don't tan, you burn; acne/rashes/dry skin
-susceptible to pain/injury in the knees/shins/ankles/feet
-polished aesthetic and like dull colors, particularly black, white and grey when at work; when off the clock you wear weird and colorful clothing
-tatted and pierced
-like fancy lingerie
-into BDSM, a sub
-serious person who becomes more laid back with age
-the rock of your family and friend group
-horrible at setting boundaries and this is taken advantage of by others
-bossy; control freak; obsessed with doing things the way that you have them planned out
-self centered and not a very good listener; accidentally hurt others with your words
-like to wallow in self pity
-extremely practical; not philosophical at all
-vindictive; never forget the smallest insult or perceived betrayal
-paranoid of everyone
-keep a journal in which you document your paranoia and bizarre fantasies
-constant anxiety regarding financial security
-feel suffocated by your responsibilities to others and like you don't have true freedom
-fast learner; nearly photographic memory
-not introspective at all
-prone to being bullied in your romantic relationships
-relentlessly nag your romantic partners
-very high energy and can move small groups with it
-prone to overdoing things in general; susceptible to eating to much or abusing drugs/alcohol
-make big promises that you intend to keep, but then you don't follow through
-have flashes of genuinely psychic insight
-the line between fantasy and reality frequently becomes blurry for you, although you never fully lose your ability to distinguish between the two

No. 394171

>>394153
>but the problem is that scorpio suns are highly attracted to me and i’m forever wary of them
I hate Scorpios although I actually have my sun, my moon and 3 other planets in Scorpio in my Vedic chart.
Sun is sooooooo overrated. I look at rising first and then sun/moon ~combo~. The sun by itself doesn't tell you shit.

No. 394193

>>394171
AYRT - i’ve had 3 scorpio venus exes, 2 of them with scorpio suns, and one was also a scorpio moon (he actually had a whopping 6 scorpio placements). all prone to love-bombing (although i was probably just retarded and naive) highly vindictive, paranoia-fueled over-analysis of everything, possessive as hell – and i’m not a polytard. i just can’t handle most scorpio placements, especially if there’s air somewhere in their big 3.
i also had a scorpio sun best friend in high school and she’d drop everyone for no reason and come back crying later on about the guy in his mid-20s that knocked her up. up and disappeared whenever she felt like it, and got mad and defensive when you’d express annoyance or anger at her attempting to seamlessly reenter your life. she was also incredibly vengeful when she felt scorned.
scorpios should get the “chaos demon” stereotype that’s given to geminis imo.

No. 394197

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>>392239
>>392240
Except for the jewelry since I don't like to wear it, everything is spot on.

No. 394204

>>394193
how accurate was the reading?

No. 394212

>>394197
-I wanted to add two more thing for you: people frequently say that you look like or remind them of someone they know. And then when you eventually meet or see a picture of that person yourself, it turns out that you look nothing like them
-very pale by the standards of your race/ethnicity/family

No. 394255

>>394204
the reading >>394170 was really accurate, thank you so much! the only points i’ll dissent on are:
>you don’t tan, you burn
>not introspective at all
i have light olive skin so i tan really easily and it takes forever to fade.
like to think i’m introspective to my own detriment at times, in that i dwell on my mistakes and overthink almost every major life decision i’ve ever made.
i was shocked to see the injuries of the feet/knees/ankles point because i managed to sprain the same ankle 2x in the span of less than a year; i have knee pain and SI joint pain from walking on my toes my entire life.
the aloof/ice queen aura point was pretty spot on. all my life, i’ve gotten “you intimidated me when we first met” and “i thought you hated me at first” but i just have a major rbf and monotone voice. at least until i’m comfortable with someone.
>prone to being bullied in romantic relationships
yeahhhh… especially when i’ve dated air suns with prominent fire placements - ironically my 2 most long-term relationships. millennial moids love telling me (i’m turning 26 in june) i’m weird, cold, mean, or telling me they “prefer thicker women” so they’re “learning to love” my body. and then they wonder why i dump them. which kind of ties into the physical features description – howww did you know i have big teeth? my best friend sends me american girl dolls and says they’re me (prominent front teeth). i do have prominent cheekbones as well, so when i lose weight it shows easily in my face.
my journal is indeed always by my side.
i do prefer darker color palettes in my work wardrobe, and will indeed wear brighter colors on the weekends. i also wear more patterns outside of work, but stick to solids or the occasional textured fabrics at work.
again, thank you so much for the reading and how in-depth it was!

No. 394268

Can someone explain why Venus Square Moon and Mars Square Moon are so bad in synastry?

No. 394270

>>394268
venus square moon

if the man is the venus, he might find himself constantly hurting the moon woman’s feelings, by making her feel unattractive because she isn’t his usual ‘type’ and generally being insensitive to her emotional needs until she withdraws from him. venus male might cheat or start talking to other women/using porn to look at other women which will cause the moon woman to be hurt and feel betrayed.

if the woman is the venus, she might find the way the moon male expresses his feelings an ‘ick’ and find it a turn off. the moon male will probably become withdrawn and depressive and the venus woman will likely get bored and leave.


mars square moon is generally just a very unpleasant aspect to have between two people, especially if it’s a close degree. the mars person will come across as brash, insensitive, sadistic, a bully and maybe even violent in some cases.

they will constantly hurt the moon person, even if the mars person doesn’t necessarily mean it. the moon person will become petty and vengeful and malicious towards the mars person out of hurt. the mars person will want to hurt and bully the moon person even more and finds their ‘victim complex’ annoying.

this is a very painful aspect to have whether it’s friendships, family or romantic relationships. it can also cause extreme sexual tension in a romantic setting, but these two will likely end up absolutely hating each other by the end of it all.

No. 394372

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>>391676
I really like your detailed analysis for each birth chart, thank you for your service, nonna.
Would you please read mine too? Thank you in advance.

No. 394383

>>394212
The first one: Only happens with my relatives, but if they tell me I look like a famous person, I do not look nothing like them.

And the second one is totally true, I'm quite pale because I dislike to tan myself.

No. 394393

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>>391676
hey anonnita, could you do mine too?

No. 394394

>>394372
Libra rising with Mars conjunct Ascendant in first house (this is another chart that is similar to Hitler's. Are you Hitler?); Venus in Cancer (who cares); Sun in Taurus; Moon in Pisces; Ascending opposition Jupiter; Mars opposition Mercury

-big ego under your dreamy exterior
-bad at working with others; domineering
-really strong sex drive and you have a sort of "girl power" type sexiness
-good athlete; very competitive
-good work ethic; very driven
-gentle and affectionate, although you can also be a gigantic bitch if your massive ego is damaged
-love art, music and nature; you yourself a very talented artist and/or musician
-good manners; polite
-love of luxury and the finer things in life; expensive tastes; into really pretentious bullshit things like wine tasting (just an example, not that specifically)
-exceptionally good smile and an eye catching overall appearance; people simply notice you
-indecisive
-like your relationships to be very romantic
-elegant; like a ballet dancer
-shopping addict
-silky, thick hair; your hair is just phenomenal
-balanced and symmetrical features; photograph well
-great ass
-dimples and thick lips; good, clear skin
-natural diplomat; just want everyone to get along
-eat and drink too much; not fat, per se, but a bit overweight
-obsessive and jealous in relationships
-really into spirituality
-sensitive; you get hurt very easily
-extremely self conscious and deliberately put on a tough guy front to compensate
-when over stressed, you detach from reality and escape into an inner fantasy world
-in fact, you often prefer to just live in fantasy as opposed to living real life
-very sharp tongued when triggered
-very aggressive and threatening when engaged in an argument

No. 394396

>>394393
Ayrt, I don't read charts anymore.
Stop responding to that post please.

No. 394412

>>394393
Scorpio rising; moon conjunction Mars in Aries; Sun combust Mercury in Capricorn; Ascending opposition Rahu; Moon conjunction Mars; Moon box Sun; Sun box Mars; Sun opposition Saturn

Technically you are a Scorpio rising, but the Sun is burning up your Mercury in Capricorn, so you will likely have more Capricorn rising traits

-steady, down to earth
-workaholic
-high forehead, pointy chin, sharp features; deep set, intense, penetrating eyes; skinny
-stern disposition
-suffer from constant anxiety, but you effectively channel the anxiety into productivity
-want money but that isn't enough, you also want fame and power
-set long term goals and methodically go about achieving them
-dry skin/rashes
-mercilessly crush your rivals
-physically strong; good athlete
-quiet and intimidating presence
-hyper ambitious; want to become a member of the 1%; more ambitious than practically anyone
you know
-bossy and authoritarian; take charge individual
-frequently clash with authority figures
-low maintenance in your romantic relationships
-very confident and immediately call out any disrespect from others
-really need recognition for your achievements; feel like you don't get the recognition that you deserve
-petty and cause drama over even the smallest perceived insult
-although you are legitimately strong, tough and independent, you still have a very strong desire to be loved and cared for
-slow to make decisions but once the decision is made, that's it: you stick to it no matter what
-not selfish, per se, but rather self focused
-widely misunderstood by others
-even though you want love, you aren't much of a romantic
-like to try weird and kinky stuff in bed; need to constant novelty; high sex drive; selfish in bed
-have a tendency to get bored in your relationships
-get into a lot of unnecessary arguments with coworkers
-don't care about religion but highly interested in the occult
-financial difficulties
-very hard both on yourself as well as on others
-one of your parents either wasn't there or you just had a shit relationship with them
-no respect for the views of others
-lot's of ailments and/or setbacks, feel like your life is largely you swimming upstream
-very effective and charismatic public speaker
-shitty home life when young; still don't get along with your family
-lesbian

No. 394415

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Can any anon read my chart? All I know is my sun sign and moon sign are opposite each other.

No. 394419

>>394415
Virgo rising; Sun in first house combust Ascendant; Sun combust Mercury; Sun opposition moon; Moon in Pisces; Ascendant opposition Saturn

-skinny; dainty features; small eyes; thin lips; long limbs; eyes are cat like; thin, straight nose that is bulbous at the tip; wide forehead; prominent cheekbones; rbf; look younger than you are; pointy chin; clear, soft skin
-perfectionist
-extremely hard worker; don't like to relax
-not a procrastinator at all, get stuff done right away
-very organized
-you want and need love, marriage, children and friends, but that is not nearly enough for you: want to make money and acquire true wisdom
-very intelligent; clear thinker; near photographic memory; highly organized
-shy and reserved; can't make small talk
-frequently make a mountain out of a molehill
-charming and witty in one on one situations, not so much in group settings
-very critical of yourself, of others and even the world at large
-had some sort of major identity crisis early in life but you came out stronger for it
-plagued with insecurities
-in relationships, you tend to attract father figure types who are very critical of you
-fear of commitment
-late bloomer
-competitive
-non confrontational
-avid reader
-not much of a talker but a great listener
-put the needs of other before yourself
-kind and gentle disposition
-talented artist

No. 394452

>>394412
Thank you, nonna!

>Technically you are a Scorpio rising, but the Sun is burning up your Mercury in Capricorn, so you will likely have more Capricorn rising traits

My sun is in Capricorn so I used to read horoscopes and descriptions for it, but it never fit me at all, the Scorpio ones were more accurate.
I’m not really workaholic and not athletic at all (I suck at every sport), I’m much more of a pussy, my home life was decent and I’m not a lesbian (bisexual), but the rest is fitting, especially the relationship stuff.

No. 394457

>>394452
>I’m not really workaholic and not athletic at all (I suck at every sport), I’m much more of a pussy, my home life was decent
Well that doesn't sound like it was very accurate, then
We can try again if you want. If you go here: https://horoscopes.astro-seek.com/birth-chart-horoscope-online
you can make a sidereal, whole sign chart. Those usually work much better. Underneath the "Calculate Chart" button there is a link to adjust the settings. Change the "House system" to "Whole sign" and the "Tropical zodiac" at the bottom to Sidereal-Lahiri.
Obvs don't worry about it if you don't want but I can do better than that first reading I gave you

No. 394460

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>>394457
ARYT, tbh the personality you described is who I aspire to be (or who I could’ve become if I haven’t gotten lazy and retarded at some point) so I hope one day it’ll be accurate haha. Anyways, this is my chart with the settings you mentioned. Thank you again in advance!

No. 394469

>>394460
Libra rising; Capricorn Venus conjunct Neptune in 4th house; Sagittarius sun in 3rd house; Pisces moon conjunct Mars in 6th house; Sun opposition Saturn

-oval, somewhat bottom heavy face; full and rounded cheeks; thin eyebrows; sharp, almond eyes; shapely but stretched out physique, long limbs; lips are either medium or thin; thick, shiny hair
-effortlessly attractive
-actually, your entire demeanor is effortless; you are sort of the anti Taylor Swift in that regard
-one of the cool kids in high school and even now you still have people kiss your ass and want to be your friend
-Machiavellian; use your looks to manipulate
-inherently restless and not always there for others
-many gifts but generally prefer to just take the easy way out when you are presented with a challenging situation
-dreamlike demeanor and don't always have a very strong grasp on reality
-very romantic and love/romance is extremely important to you
-passive, accommodating personality
-unhealthy romantic relationships where you are bulldozed by your partners are the norm for you
-love for learning and for travel as well
-excellent public speaker
-very hard on both yourself and others; also receive a lot of harsh criticism from others
-serious anger issues and you piss a lot of people off; passive aggressive
-have had your appendix removed; elevated blood pressure, digestive issues
-a wreck financially; really bad at managing your money
-have tried using shady ways to make money
-constant anxiety; overthink and can't shut your mind off
-many minor health issues; allergies/asthma
-tight bond with siblings, who you are nurturing and protective of
-very close with your mother, possibly your grandmothers as well
-don't like math and science and aren't any good at either, more of an artsy type
-really arrogant, think you're all that and that you are always right; shit talker
-talk a lot in general
-again I want to emphasize that you are absolutely terrible with money
-great family life but distant from your father; either he wasn't around much, was emotionally absent or died young
-especially close with your elder siblings who are always there to help you out when you need it

fairly different from the last one. Which was more accurate?

No. 394476

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>>394394
>this is another chart that is similar to Hitler's. Are you Hitler?
Of all birth charts and famous figures, why him? My god kek.
>Venus in Cancer (who cares)
What do you mean by the "who cares" part? Genuinely confused.
It's mostly accurate, except some stuff like:
>love of luxury and the finer things in life; expensive tastes; into really pretentious bullshit things like wine tasting (just an example, not that specifically)
>shopping addict
Not a hard disagree, I love good quality things and details, but I'm more of a boujee on a budget person. That's mostly because of my circumstances, been called stingy by some friends and extended family on some occasions. Although, I think I would've been a huge consoomer if I grew up in a first world country kek.
>the big ego
Also a half - disagree. I tend to bottle up a lot of things and explode when it gets to emotional abuse and I'll be extremely hurtful when it gets to that point. Goes hand in hand very well with "very sharp tongued when triggered". But sometimes I can be prideful, not gonna lie.
>bad at working with others; domineering
Not necessarily domineering, but I'm almost never listened to (or let to talk) so I'd rather work alone tbf. Although I would like to be domineering in a healthy amount, maybe I'll be listened to that way.
>good athlete; very competitive
>silky, thick hair; your hair is just phenomenal
>elegant; like a ballet dancer
God I wish lol.
The thing that I felt called out the most was this:
>when over stressed, you detach from reality and escape into an inner fantasy world
>in fact, you often prefer to just live in fantasy as opposed to living real life
Unfortunately this was the thing that kept me sane at my lowest and it's got to a point lately that it prevents me from actually living life…

Thanks for the reading nonna, I thoroughly enjoyed it.

No. 394477

>>394476
sounds like this one wasn't very accurate either. Do you want me to try a whole sign, sidereal reading? I don't think I'm going to do Western readings anymore, I'm just not satisfied with the accuracy. You can get a whole sign, sidereal chart here if you want me to try again: https://horoscopes.astro-seek.com/birth-chart-horoscope-online

>Of all birth charts and famous figures, why him? My god kek.

Anytime someone is a Libra with Mars fucking it up, I immediately think of Hitler, although his was a million times more extreme than yours. Basically someone who was an artist at heart but their chart ends up being dominated by either the sun or Mars.
>What do you mean by the "who cares" part?
That Venus isn't really don't anything in your chart. If it was combust or was in either Pisces or Virgo, then it may have had some impact. It's your ruling planet so I wanted to see if there was anything favorable or unfavorable about it, and there isn't. At least not in that chart.

No. 394478

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>>394477
If you've got time, sure, you can read the sidereal version. Take your time though, you've got many stacked up from what I see. Thank you again.

No. 394482

>>394478
Oh wow, now your ascending is in Virgo, albeit just barely

Virgo rising; Mars conjunct Ascendant; Ascendant opposite Jupiter; Mars opposite Mercury; Aries sun in 8th house; Saturn conjunct Mercury in Aries in 8th house; Aquarius moon in 6th house

-down to earth and wholesome
-natural looks, don't like makeup or cosmetic surgery
-not a fancy dresser, prefer more practical clothing
-asymmetrical hairline, short forehead, full eyebrows, gigantic eyes, low cheekbones, round chin
-bad teeth
-make friends with some very bad people
-like junk food and it causes indigestion
-love your family but feud with them often even though you really are close
-overthinker; bad anxiety
-shitty health; allergies/asthma or digestive issues
-really intense sex that is a sort of spiritual practice for you
-bottle up your emotions; don't trust anyone; get offended very easily
-your romantic relationships pretty much suck (other than the spiritual sex)
-strong fear and dislike of change
-have moved to a foreign country
-calm and rational temperament but then get angry out of nowhere
-really nasty when you get angry and you do have a quick temper
-not necessarily arrogant, but you frequently come across that way to others

No. 394487

>>394469
This one is very accurate, some things are in-between these two, like love/relationship stuff. I don't have much experience though, in the only relationship I had I bulldozed him but the break up was very upsetting for me, so it depends how you look at it.

Some other differences:
- people are generally very nice to me, but rarely interested in actual friendship, I make good first impression and then fuck it up. I was an outcast in high school, but one of the cool kids in the first year of college
- I have good health, I don't have asthma, maybe some minor allergy I don't even remember. I have shit physical condition though and I used to be in hospital a lot when I was a kid, so this may be it
- I don't have any siblings, but I'm the way you described with my younger cousins
- my relationship with my mother is rocky, we are rather close but she is the family member I fight with the most, I'm close with my grandma though
- I'm not distant from my father, we are very close and always were

The 'terrible with money' is very true, same with anger issues and bad grasp on reality. I've had people describe me as 'thinks she's always right' too lol. The appearance description is also accurate, loved the anti Taylor Swift part because I strongly dislike her and her style. Other things also checked out, good job nonna!

No. 394492

>>394477
You are a total retard(infight bait)

No. 394546

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>>394482
Whoa, this one is way more precise than the other one, thank you nonna for taking your time with this.
This one kinda spooked me a little bit, as in scaringly accurate:
>your romantic relationships pretty much suck
Am I doomed for life kek?
Except for things like short forehead, asthma (thank God I don't have it), the sex thing (virgin and sex repulsed) and gigantic eyes, everything is spot on.

No. 394585

>>394546
>Am I doomed for life kek?
Nah. In fact the chart actually predicts that you will eventually achieve a good marriage

No. 394594

>>394419
Wow anon, other than my chin all of this is so accurate!
>>in relationships, you tend to attract father figure types who are very critical of you
My worst fear is being stuck with a man like this. I can’t stand them and they flock to me.

No. 394654

i have no earth anywhere in my chart is this bad?

No. 394662


No. 394676

>>394546
I want to add some things

-father either died when you were young or he was chronically absent
-like to wear rings and bracelets
-enjoy teasing your friends and romantic partners
-men always think that you are flirting with them, even though you were not

No. 394859

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>>391676
Hi! If you’re still doing readings I would really appreciate one! I really just wanna know if I’m in the right spot right now education and relationship / family wise, will i be forever alone?

No. 394867

>>394859
a transit chart would be better for your query.
>jupiter conjunct asc in cancer
huge tits
>sun conjunct uranus in aquarius
strange personality. maybe obsessed with certain religious beliefs, philosophies or ideologies because it's in the 9th house.
>saturn square venus
difficulty expressing affection.
>chiron conjunct dsc
difficulties being vulnerable with others.
>unaspected mercury in aquarius
reserved, prone to mental illness.
>saturn in the 12th house
prone to depression.
>mars in the 11th house in Aries
maybe a little bossy in friendships.

No. 394875

>>394859
nta but: Cancer rising, first decan; Jupiter in 1st house; Jupiter conjunction Ascendant; Moon in Pisces; Sun in Aquarius; Ascendant box Moon; Ascendant trine Sun; Ascendant trine Venus

-lot's of emotional and even physical up and downs that are directly correlated with the moon's cycle (i.e. feel good when the moon is full and feel like shit during a new moon); moody; extremely insecure
-rounded face; curved and asymmetrical hair line; short forehead; hooded, roundish eyes, low cheekbones; oval chin; full lips; moon face
-soft body, not necessarily fat but definitely on the chubbier side
-very maternal
-need lot's of solitude
-huge simp for your romantic partners
-like marathon sex sessions
-have lot's of candles and pillows in your home; really value making your home comfortable; don't like having lot's of people in your home
-Career oriented mother who ruled the home and whom you had a volatile relationship with when young; you were more of a daddy's girl
-experience vivid dreams; religious
-not a great grasp on reality; tend to live in denial about things that are uncomfortable/inconvenient
-frequently criticize others for not doing more to help people and animals
-emotionally fragile and hurt very easily
-lot's of loneliness as a child
-passionate about using artistry/music as an outlet for your creative energies
-ultra non confrontational and you hate violence, or even arguments
-not much of a talker, more of an observer
-multiple career changes; indecisive in general
-unconventional views that you are very good at explaining
-gaudy fashion sense
-emotionally fragile, get hurt very easily
-avid reader and know things about a lot of subjects
-huge, not very realistic, dreams
-make a very good first impression
-vain and prideful
-laid back and not a very hard worker
-beautiful in a sultry way; high sex appeal
-many failed relationships

No. 394884

>>391684
bumping my chart kek. can anyone read my chart? I'm very worried about my future as I've been unemployed for months now. I'm considering going back to my old job but I'm not sure. Thank you.

No. 394896

>>391684
It sounds like you are looking for something more specific than just a general life reading. So here is your general life reading:

Taurus rising (2nd decan);Venus conjunct Mercury in 1st house; Sun in Cancer (12th house); Moon in Aquarius (7th house); Ascendant sextile Mars; Ascendant opposition Jupiter; Ascendant trine Saturn; Sun square Saturn; Moon opposition Mercury; Moon opposition Venus; Moon trine Mars; Moon conjunct Jupiter; Moon sextile Saturn; Venus opposition Jupiter; Venus trine Saturn

-natural, effortless beauty
-well dressed and manicured
-clothing style isn't particularly trendy but very well fitted
-large, almond eyes; strong, curved eyebrows; high, curved forehead; full lips; short nose; heavy jaw
-pragmatic and career oriented
-excellent posture
-lover of the good life; not a risk taker
-not jealous about your romantic partners, but extremely territorial about them
-suffocating presence in your romantic relationships, don't give them space
-scars/prominent birthmarks on the back or sides (can also be on the side of your arms)
-very distinct speaking voice
-not super shapely but not a built like a ruler either; body is above average but nothing special
-long and delicate neck
-cautious and methodical; slow and steady type
-do not enjoy meeting new people and have difficulty making friends
-impossible for others to change your mind about anything
-honest but gullible
-bad teeth
-really interested in religion and politics, although you yourself don't ascribe to any fixed belief system
-sexy
-don't compromise, it's your way or the highway
-distant relationship with father
-sleep well; low anxiety; cool under pressure
-mother is a businesswoman
-difficulties early in life with low self esteem; heavily criticized by your father
-not good at expressing your feelings
-dogmatic in your views
-difficulty in accepting love from others
-highly driven
-mother is very joyful and tolerant
-get a lot of lucky breaks
-drama free personal life
-love of luxury
-big dreams
-very loyal and no problems with commitment
-good working relationship with authority figures

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>>394867
tysm nonnie Ive uploaded my transit chart, the first point with my jupiter conjunct asc in cancer made me kek

you really nailed it!! kinda freaky, appreciate it tho!

>>394875
woah, that was pretty insightful, you got some details about me pretty right like the fact that i am pretty closed off/okay being in my solitude, the failed relationships and my maternal needs. my mom was not exactly a career woman but we do have a hard relationship. especially the part about art, spot on. other then the fact that my appearance isn't exactly how you described and i do have a considerable work ethic

i think the thing that's kinda tripping me up is am i gonna be lonely forever?

No. 394902

>>394900
>i think the thing that's kinda tripping me up is am i gonna be lonely forever?
I don't like to make predictions but your chart seems to indicate that you will eventually find true love after you get a bunch of romantic failures out of the way

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>>391676
if you're still doing readings, could you translate this one please?

No. 395031

>>395002
She is no longer doing readings, but I am here to save the day

Cancer rising (3rd decan); MC in Aries; Sun combust Mercury in 1st house; Saturn conjunct Mercury in 1st house; Mars conjunct Ascendent; Moon in Virgo (2nd house); Moon conjunct Jupiter; Venus in 12th house; Sun trine Uranus; Sun box MC; Moon sextile Mercury; Moon box Venus; Moon sextile Saturn; Moon opposition Uranus; MC trine Mars

-wide face with heavy bone structure; face is rounded and oblong; large but not huge eyes; eyes are almond shaped, hooded and downturned; full lips; wide, rectangular chin; curved eyebrows
-gentle, selfless and maternal but also assertive
-strong sense of self and have a commanding presence
-fit but a tad on the chubby side; good figure
-attractive
-people do take advantage of you but they use manipulation, as opposed to bullying, to do it
-growing up, your mother bulldozed you in conversations, either ignoring what you said, interrupting you or just telling you to shut up
-tend not to speak up about your needs and wants so the frustration just builds inside you at which point you violently explode
-asthma and dry skin
-great poet and writer although you are very selective about who you share this with
-prefer to work alone
-ambitious, entrepreneurial, career/money driven, highly competitive, high energy
-thrill seeker
-foodie; strong cravings for cold, sweet drinks (soda, smoothies, juices)
-vivid dreamer
-lot's of gratitude towards your parents
-intuitive/psychic
-suffer through lot's of emotionally unavailable romantic partners
-high need for validation from others
-strong fear of rejection and abandonment
-reserved, even boring, in social situations
-bad mood swings

No. 395048

>>394900
you have a bunch of 11th house transits and i also assume it's your 11th house profection year, jupiter and uranus conjunct in taurus, sqauring your natal uranus in aquarius. maybe you're going to have some unexpected changes in your friend circle and community. you could use this chance to find a good, stable social circle. next year you'll have your 12H profection year (mental health and subconscious stuff surfacing), find a good, non-toxic, calm and friendly social circle and use your intuition (not trauma responses!) to determine their nature and their intentions.
pluto is transiting your 8th house so this could be a pretty long period of transformation in your life. the 8th house relates to things that are hidden, like thinking patterns, secrets, sexuality etc.
with transit pluto conjunct your natal mercury you could be having a period of mental transformation, it could also mean changes in dynamics with siblings and close relatives. i'm afraid this could have something to do with inheritance, debts or shared resources since those are 8th house themes.
transit saturn conjunct MC, your saturn in your 12th house in gemini, which, again, relates themes of mental health, inner thinking patterns, siblings, and close relatives.
this has a pretty obvious theme i suppose but a different interpretation comes to mind, in case you're an artist, a writer or a musician, this could mean becoming more serious about it, gaining recognition for it and developing or exploring different mediums, styles and techniques.
anyways, i think you should focus grounding yourself in case you aren't yet. be mindful and take things slow because life might throw things at you unexpectedly. be calm, focus on your wellbeing and stay grounded.

No. 395051

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What does Mars conjunct Venus (especially since they're in separate signs and houses?) and their opposition to the Moon mean here?

No. 395070

>>395031
the aspects really don't mean much by themselves, only in the context of the chart

Leo rising (2nd decan); MC in Aries; Jupiter retrograde conjunct ascendant; AC trine Venus; AC trine Neptune; AC trine Pluto; MC square Sun; MC square Mercury; MC trine Jupiter; MC sextile Saturn; MC sextile Uranus; MC trine Pluto; Sun combust Mercury retrograde in Capricorn (6th house); Moon in Taurus (10th house); Saturn retrograde in 11th house; Mars in 4th house; Sun trine moon; Sun sextile Mars; Sun square MC; Moon trine Mercury retrograde; Moon opposition Venus; Moon opposition Mars; Moon square Uranus; Mars square Uranus; Saturn trine Uranus; Saturn opposition Pluto

No. 395071


No. 395075

>>395051
-cat like look and attitude
-long face; curved hairline and eyebrows; face is a petite oval; soft features; low cheekbones; upper lip noticeably thinner than bottom lip; large, almond eyes; round chin; slim, button nose
-naturally command attention
-excellent posture
-well endowed
-hold onto grudges forever
-slender body, long legs
-flawless skin
-entrepreneurial; much happier being your own boss
-control freak
-obsessed with social status and what others think of you
-high interest in acquiring money and power
-practical; strong work ethic
-highly organized
-excellent cook and keep a spotless and comfortable home, although you are not really interested in domesticity
-really interested in jewelry and hand crafted items
-never complain or feel sorry for yourself
-kinky
-always see things through to completion; good professional stability; not a job hopper
-no interest in casual hookups
-mysterious
-supportive family
-lose your shit when you don't get your way and this causes severe strife in your relationships
-fall in love quickly but difficulty in sustaining relationships

No. 395077

>>395075
some additions: great relationship with father and siblings; health/fitness freak; career oriented mother who was/is the boss at home and with whom you have some issues

No. 395083

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>>395075
sorry for my deficient mercury but I hope you're still around.

No. 395099

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What does the mutual reception between mercury and jupiter mean here?

No. 395103

>>395083
Aries rising (3rd decan); MC in Capricorn; Sun in Sagittarius (9th house); Moon in Gemini (3rd house); AC trine sun; MC conjunct Saturn; Moon opposition Mars; Moon square Jupiter

-heavy, wide jaw with long chin; triangle shaped face; narrow forehead; broad cheeks and nose; thin, almond eyes; low but prominent cheekbones
-self centered, fiery personality
-like to wear bright colors
-need to be the center of attention
-honest and blunt
-wear your hair long; hair is shiny and thick
-cruel and hurtful to others
-horrible temper but don't hold a grudge
-career oriented; methodically work on rising through the ranks; CEO type
-effective multitasker but tend to take on more than you can handle
-got in trouble a lot as a kid
-witty; really good story teller
-thrill seeker; spontaneous
-take yourself way too seriously
-unstable romantic relationships due to your narcissism
-interested in foreign languages/cultures
-self righteous; no respect for the views of others
-daddy's girl and you very much see yourself as "your father's daughter"
-constantly feuding with siblings/cousins
-fight a lot with your mother, too
-moody and can be a real bitch but a nice, even bubbly, person for the most part
-excellent writer and public speaker
-high energy and excellent health

No. 395113

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>>395103
>heavy, wide jaw with long chin; triangle shaped face; narrow forehead; broad cheeks and nose; thin, almond eyes; low but prominent cheekbones
only two of these are correct
>self centered, fiery personality
I've been called fiery before
>like to wear bright colors
that's also true
>need to be the center of attention
not necessarily because attention is not always for a good reason kek
>honest and blunt
I'm trying to dial down on the bluntness
>wear your hair long; hair is shiny and thick
accurate, a classmate once brushed my hair and said she thought I wore extensions. I said "it's all me, baby" and we both laughed
>cruel and hurtful to others
talk shit get hit
>horrible temper but don't hold a grudge
I blow up at the moment it happens but no grudges. if someone is constantly pushing my buttons I cut them out of my life though
>career oriented; methodically work on rising through the ranks; CEO type
that's so sweet nonna but I wish. I do what I can
>effective multitasker but tend to take on more than you can handle
>got in trouble a lot as a kid
I've been diagnosed with ADHD so yeah
>witty; really good story teller
god I wish. sometimes I can't get to the point
>thrill seeker; spontaneous
I love a good time but I'm no big risk taker
>take yourself way too seriously
my standard for myself is higher than anybody else because that's the one thing I can control 100%
>unstable romantic relationships due to your narcissism
surprisingly not. I choose my partners extremely carefully so I only had one mishap. I have ended relationships in a neutral/friendly manner
>interested in foreign languages/cultures
>self righteous; no respect for the views of others
these seem contradictory in a way but it's true. people are allowed to think whatever they want and so am I
>daddy's girl and you very much see yourself as "your father's daughter"
he worked a lot and we didn't have a ton of time together. learned a thing here and there but his presence wasnt constant in my life.
>constantly feuding with siblings/cousins
I barely talk to most of my family anymore kek they're really not worth the effort or headache.
>fight a lot with your mother, too
makes it seem like it was 100% my fault but I did my best to avoid it. we're NC now
>moody and can be a real bitch but a nice, even bubbly, person for the most part
talk shit get it (2)
>excellent writer and public speaker
god I wish that was me
>high energy and excellent health
if there is one thing I can brag about is that

No. 395120

>>395113
I'm not too worried about getting the facial features wrong because that stuff is always a crapshoot.
I'm distressed about missing so bad on the career stuff cause I don't know what I did wrong
The chart actually didn't say that you were close with your dad, just that he was a major influence on you. Based on the rest of the chart I interpreted that as meaning you were a daddy's girl. I'll be more careful in the future.
The storyteller thing I got wrong because I elected to ignore your afflicted Mercury. That was a mistake

Thank you for the feedback. That was really helpful

No. 395121

>>395120
my shit mercury is really the reason I'm a loser instead of a stacy CEO girlboss kek funnily enough a lot of people have been under the impression I'm doing well while I'm barely making do.

No. 395130

>>395075
>>395077
This was an outstanding chart reading. I think you'd be interested to know that you got 24/27 (89%) correct, including many really specific ones. Especially regarding
>cat like look and attitude
Got this comment from multiple people in my life, in regards to both appearance and behavior. Even got this from online conversations with people that haven't met me irl.
>naturally command attention
Wow! There have been so many instances in group settings when the group was in the midst of a heated discussion, talking over one another if not yelling, I'd start speaking — complete silence, everyone is an amenable baby lamb. I think it might be because I don't speak a lot, unless I've got something worthwhile to contribute, so everyone's expecting an instant solution from me. I'm happy to know that there's a more concrete way to explain this.
>high interest in acquiring money and power
>practical; strong work ethic
>highly organized
>always see things through to completion; good professional stability; not a job hopper
Definitely yes to all of these, notably resourceful and efficient.
>lose your shit when you don't get your way and this causes severe strife in your relationships
Please, no need to call me out like that…
If you're curious, the ones you got wrong were
>long face; curved hairline and eyebrows; face is a petite oval; soft features; low cheekbones; upper lip noticeably thinner than bottom lip; large, almond eyes; round chin; slim, button nose
My facial features are all quite angular and well-defined, and eyes are round (but yes, big as well).
>well endowed
Bottom is heavier, but chest is really small.
>career oriented mother who was/is the boss at home and with whom you have some issues
This one's partly correct, because I do have big issues with my mom, and simultaneously get along excellently with dad and brother (re: great relationship with father and siblings). It's just that my mom's not career-oriented at all and used to be a housewife for decades and now has a dead-end blue-collar job.

Thank you very much for your time, anon.

No. 395166

>>395099
Please allow me to completely ignore your question and respond with a general chart reading

Scorpio rising (ah, Taylor Swift); Sun combust AC in 1st house; MC in Taurus; 3/4 Moon conjunction Jupiter in Virgo (11th house); MC trine Mercury; MC trine Venus; Moon square Mercury; Moon square Venus; Moon oppose Mars; Saturn retrograde in 9th house

-intense, dominating presence
-mesmerizing eyes; penetrating gaze
-sharp facial features
-sleek and attractive build; physically strong
-hypersexual and kinky; like angry sex
-digestive problems
-high school mean girl and you still have that same energy
-indecisive, impressionable and emotional
-detail oriented; perfectionist; set high standards for both yourself and others; don't tolerate any complaints
-not interested in the spotlight
-don't waste money on useless bullshit
-responsible and hardworking
-nationalistic/tribalistic views
-use casual hookups in a vain attempt to fill your lack of fulfilling relationship
-win at all costs mindset and this causes problems in your romantic relationships
-good relationship with mother who herself is very social and widely respected
-professionally successful
-delays in finishing your education
-crappy relationship with your father

No. 395170

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>>391676
If you're still willing.

No. 395174

>>395170
where is the ascending?

No. 395227

>>395174
No idea on birth time, even the certificate doesn't list it and parent's only remember starting to induce around 9:30 AM.

No. 395326

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I'd like a reading now that I found out my birth time

No. 395329

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I want a general reading too pls. Will do a read for read

No. 395340

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What do you guys think?

No. 395389

>>395326
Ascendant in Sagittarius (3rd decan); Pluto in 1st house; Sun combust MC, Mercury and Moon in Libra (10th house); Venus in Libra (10th house); Jupiter in Cancer (8th house); Ascendant square Venus; MC square Mars; MC trine Saturn; MC trine Uranus; Mars square Sun, Moon, Mercury and MC; Pluto opposition Saturn

-glamorous, wild, carefree
-almond eyes; long, elegant nose with arrowhead tip; bombshell physique
-need your freedom and really like to travel
-no filter
-very optimistic
-bore of romantic partners quickly; lot's of romantic flings
-try lot's of different stuff in the bedroom
-say provocative things out of sheer boredom
-huge gossip
-manic depressive type personality; high energy for a few weeks and then sink into a lethargic stupor for some time
-low work ethic; like the "soft life"
-highly romantic; want a long term partner but you struggle with what do after the honeymoon phase wears off
-bad decision maker; make a lot of choices that are plain retarded, although you do learn from these mistakes and you don't repeat them
-one of the cool kids in high school
-arrogant and like to brag
-daddy's girl, look up to your father a lot
-old soul
-bad communicator; don't really listen to what others are saying; lose your cool in arguments
-generous family
-nurturing, "mama bear" energy
-wasteful and excessive with money; spoiled princess
-lot's of sex appeal; femme fatale type
-close relationship with father but bad relationship with your mother, who was/is often dismissive of your thoughts and feelings; not crazy about the most of the rest of your family either
-raised by your mother and your stepfather, who you hated
-iron will
-life of the party
-tumultuous romantic relationships, punctuated with lot's of rough, angry sex
-financially successful
-know influential people

No. 395395

>>395329
Aries rising (3rd decan); Sun combust Mars in Leo (5th house); MC in Capricorn; Moon in Scorpio (7th house); AC opposition Moon; AC trine Sun; AC trine Mars; AC square Saturn; MC trine Mercury; MC square Venus

-small, angular, cat like face; short forehead with widow's peak hairline; low set but prominent cheekbones
-cat like demeanor to go along with your appearance
-confident and highly assertive
-indifferent to the opinion of others
-career oriented CEO type; methodically approach achieving your career objectives
-strong and secure family life from young age; even now you are highly emotionally dependent on your family
-energetic and passionate
-powerful and sexy aura
-respected by others
-have a quiet intensity
-love to flirt; many romantic partners
-great decision maker; good at anticipating future events
-professionally and financially successful
-love the limelight
-physically, mentally and emotionally healthy and strong
-always faithful in relationships; spoil your partners with lavish gifts and big parties
-the dominant partner in you romantic relationships
-highly emotional on the inside; stoic on the outside
-love children and will seek to spend a lot of time with yours and be very involved in their lives
-bold, aggressive, dominant and take the initiative
-prefer younger guys where you can take on a more maternal role in your relationships
-don't really like to share your feelings with others, even those closest to you; the only exception is with your mother, you tell her everything
-suffered verbal abuse from your father early in life
-good athlete; high interest in sports

No. 395399

>>395340
Capricorn rising (3rd decan); Neptune, Mars, Uranus and Moon in 1st house; Saturn in Taurus (4th house); MC in Sagittarius; Moon in Pisces; Sun in Sagittarius (11th house); AC square Jupiter; MC conjunction Mercury; Sun trine Jupiter; Moon trine Venus; Saturn square Uranus; Mars conjunct Uranus (Aquarius); Neptune in Aquarius

-glamourous aura and end up in power couple relationships
-oval face; great cheekbones; small but full lips; straight, dark, silky hair; pale and flawless skin
-dreamy, head in the clouds
-into the occult
-not fixed in your ways: do anything, go anywhere; strong need to explore
-never satisfied with what you have
-charismatic, opinionated and persuasive
-good at public speaking although you don't particularly enjoy it
-can't work service oriented jobs
-not dependable; flakey and frequently late; a good friend, just not a reliable one
-dislike small talk
-passive; get walked all over
-lot's of crushes; you develop a crush on pretty much everyone you know
-more of a thinker than a do'er
-highly impressionable
-easily absorb information
-moody
-heavily influenced by your mother
-eldest child
-sweetheart

No. 395428

>>395395
thanks anon! also this is just another sad case where your birth chart makes you seem way more better than you actually are. only thing incorrect is that i was never verbally abused by my father because i barely knew him kek. apparently your sun aspects describe your father or relationship with your father but my dad is the very opposite of what sun conjunct mars, he’s honestly a loser. i will always forever believe that i have a different father

No. 395429

>>395428
Sun combust Mars means that there was an authority figure early in your life who bullied and/or abused you. It doesn't necessarily have to be your biological father, although it usually is. You said that your dad wasn't around much, any chance that it was actually your mother who was the bullying force?

No. 395439

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Nonna could you do a reading on mine too? I'm burning to know what things could be somewhat predestined.

No. 395441

>>395429
nope, was emotionally neglectful when i was younger and intense which explains my scorpio moon and she’s also a scorpio sun but not really abusive in any way

No. 395452

>>395439
Gemini rising (3rd decan); Mercury in Sagittarius; MC in Aquarius; Sun in Sagittarius (6th house); Moon in Libra (5th house); AC opposition Mars; MC conjunct Jupiter; Sun combust Venus; Sun combust Mars; Mercury square Saturn

-overly curious
-carry a self satisfied smirk
-bored very easily; always looking to try new things
-Narrow forehead; downturned, large almond eyes; high, sharp cheekbones; sharp jawline with pointy chin; full lips
-artistic type
-really good sense of humor; sarcastic
-fashion conscious and take good care of your appearance; unique fashion sense
-arrogant and vain
-change your mind easily
-can practically read people's minds
-pretty, bordering on beautiful
-romantic at heart but struggle with commitment; lot's of situationships
-quietly elegant; sophisticated
-never outright delusional, but have a very fantasy prone personality
-not particularly interested in money
-when you feel neglected in relationships, you say nothing but then silently resent the shit out of your partner
-take a lot of stupid risks
-always on the move, can't stay still; lot's of nervous energy
-very passionate relationships filled with angry sex
-fun, friendly and unpredictable
-involved is some type of political/humanitarian activism
-lot's of heavy, dark thoughts that you feel unable to share with others
-interested in the occult
-bad or distant relationship with your father; your father either is dead or had very serious health problems
-very close with your mother, who you take after; mother strongly nurtured and encouraged your artistic inclinations
-excellent with children; very strong desire to have children of your own
-highly competitive
-interested in politics
-explosive temper tantrums

No. 395500

>>395389
LMAO I was never popular but I see a lot of things that were true except for the having sex part and the dad part, I hate his ass and I love my mom though we can fight sometimes, I do hate her boyfriend though.

No. 395516

>>395399
thank you! you got everything right apart from me being the eldest child. ironically i'm also working in a service oriented job right now

No. 395644

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This is my actual chart with my actual ascendent. Finally got it right.

No. 395693

>>395644
Leo rising (1st decan); MC in Aries; Sun combust Mercury and Moon in Libra (4th house); Mars in 6th house; Saturn in 11th house; Ascending opposition Neptune; Sun opposition MC; Moon opposition MC; Mercury opposition MC; Mars square MC; Sun square Mars; Saturn opposition Pluto

-exposed to the dark side of human nature from an early age
-strict father who didn't give emotional support
-paranoid regarding authority figures
-shy, modest, self contained; not outgoing or friendly; dreamy and melancholy
-dislike the spotlight
-vivid dreams and psychic powers
-estranged from father; very close with mother; lot's of conflict with siblings
-lash out with great cruelty when angered
-soft, feline face; small and broad forehead; widow's peak; large almond eyes that are wide set; thin eyebrows; thin, button nose; low cheekbones; round chin; upper lip is thin but bottom lip is full; thick hair
-great posture
-aristocratic and intimidating
-very lazy
-high stung and draw to excitement; trouble maker and a shit stirrer
-moods and energy wildly fluctuate
-really interested in jewelry and fashion; good dresser
-lean on your mom for both emotional and financial support; run to them whenever things get difficult
-failed relationships with totally worthless partners who you try to "save"

No. 395694

>>395693
samefag, also:

-angry person who makes a lot of enemies
-always in debt
-problems with either digestion or appendix
-use illegal/immoral means to make money
-very lonely

No. 395746

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Could anyone check this one?
>>391676
Hi! Could you please read this one?

No. 395774

>>395746
Leo rising (2nd decan); MC in Taurus; Scorpio Moon conjunct Mars in 4th house; Capricorn Sun in 6th house; Mercury in 7th house; Saturn retrograde conjunct Jupiter retrograde in 10th house; AC square moon; AC opposition Mercury; AC square Mars; MC square Mercury; MC opposition Mars; MC opposition moon; Saturn retrograde opposition Mars

-oblong face, soft and feline; narrow forehead; curved eyebrows and hairline; big almond eyes; slim nose; low but prominent cheekbones; round chin; thin upper lip, full bottom lip
-excellent posture; strong presence
-thick, luxurious hair; striking fashion sense
-difficult home life as a child, featuring frequent moves
-bubbly, sunny personality with sudden bouts of intense moodiness
-difficulty making romantic connections; you connect well at the intellectual level but not on the emotional level
-aggressive and intimidating
-strong need to fight for the underdog
-bad at romantic relationships; too arrogant and domineering
-bad at articulating yourself; struggle to find the right words and this causes people to misunderstand what you are attempting to say; this is especially true in professional settings or with authority figures
-mother had a powerful, not always positive, influence on you as a child and you still have serious mommy issues; still really love her though and are totally emotionally dependent on her
-quarrel a lot with your siblings although you remain close with them
-very possessive and jealous in relationships; always feel like you are not enough for them
-lesbian (maybe bisexual, definitely not straight)
-your birth was very difficult for your mother
-heavy struggles up to the age of 25 which include a nervous breakdown and/or suicide attempt; but then things gradually settle down
-education and career delays
-father died young and you did not get along with him while he was still alive
-major problems with authority figures
-anxious and impulsive; chaotic professional and personal life

No. 395813

>>395774
>>395774
Thank you, you did get a lot of stuff right. In some cases great in others not so much. So sorry to ask but I am kind of officially "banned" from romantic relationships, right? I just feel an intense jealousy at missing out, hatred. What career would suit me best?

No. 395818

>>395813
>So sorry to ask but I am kind of officially "banned" from romantic relationships, right?
That's more of an eastern way of looking at it. Your karma is your karma, but it can be overcome. In fact, pretty much everyone has at least some aspects of their karma that they overcome. My karma was to get married young and that never happened.
Regardless, in your particular case, there is nothing that indicates that you can't have good romantic relationships if that is what you want. People with Mars in the 4th house do often choose to forgo marriage, or even traditional relationships altogether, but there are plenty of Mars 4th housers who have strong marriages as well. Your Mercury is in the 7th so that bodes will for relationships in the long run.
I'd have to take another look for the career stuff. Do you mind telling me what I got wrong and what I got right?

No. 395819

>>395818
Father is alive he was just absent. I really struggle connecting with people, I experience a longing and once I get it, I hate people for no reason, or real reason imagined. I wish my nose was slim haha.
That was it really.

No. 395828

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>>395774
Can you do mine pls

No. 395845

>>395828
Scorpio rising (first decan) w/ conjunct moon in first house; Pluto in 2nd house; MC in 11th house; Mercury conjunct Saturn in 5th house; Sun combust Mars in 7th house; AC square Uranus; AC square Neptune; MC square sun; MC square Mars; MC opposition Uranus; MC opposition Neptune retrograde

-"squircle" shaped face
-dark complexion
-paranoid; think everyone is out to get you
-very defined facial features with a penetrating gaze (think Taylor Swift)
-very high sex appeal
-lot's of financial ups and downs
-obsessed with acquiring material possessions, as they provide you with emotional security
-bad relationship with your parents when young but things have since improved; one of your parents was a major weirdo who was frequently absent; moved around a lot as a youth
-psychic powers; absorbed psychic energies from the time you were a child, only be to told by your parent(s) that it was all in your head
-lot's of long distance relationships and/or situationships
-bad with money
-something is fucked with your menstrual cycle
-trouble with the law
-inflammatory/auto immune issues
-skin has a reddish tinge
-aggressive and cruel
-mother was harsh and didn't provide emotional support

No. 395854

>>395818
>>395818
BTW I am unattractive and not special right????? Maybe I should go for the Cobain route Hahahha

No. 395860

>>395854
it doesn't say whether you are attractive or not
>Maybe I should go for the Cobain route Hahahha
i would at least look at the full chart and see if things are gonna get better before you do anything drastic

No. 395861

>>395860
ntayrt but what placements denote physical attractiveness?

No. 395862

>>395845
I’m at work and can’t reply in depth rn but I can let you know what was correct and incorrect later when I get home. Do you see anything particular regarding love or career? I’ve heard my Saturn placement in 6H Aries Venus in the same house aren’t good and I’m worried that I’m doomed for career success or love. Thanks.

No. 395876

>>395862
>I’ve heard my Saturn placement in 6H Aries Venus in the same house aren’t good and I’m worried that I’m doomed for career success or love. Thanks.
6th house is the weakest and you want your Saturn to be as weak as possible.
I don't think Saturn being in the same house as Venus matters, what is more of note is the Saturn conjunction with Mercury. Although that is a benefic conjunction so you don't have to sweat that one
re your career: basically you are supposed to be a lawyer, albeit a successful one
>Do you see anything particular regarding love
I mean, you got a combust Mars in your 7th. That generally indicates passionate and complex relationships that take a lot of work. It definitely doesn't condemn you to a life of singlehood, if that's what you're worried about

No. 395925

>>395845
Okay I’m back so I fully respond now!
> extremely pale due to some eastern euro genes, i have a chiseled longish square face
> i have large light eyes, not really feline looking
> paranoid? probably
> yeah probably some sex appeal but I’m awkward, I grew up a dancer and I feel like my stage performer side of myself is the sexy one
> yes probably some financial ups and downs but I’m young so I’m mostly speaking on my family’s financial situation has been all over the place
> not really a consumer or obsessed with materials, I’m assuming that observation is coming from Pluto in the 2nd house kek
> never moved but my parents divorced, fought against each other constantly, and then scapegoated and blamed me in the process. my mom was negligent and would care more for her potential next husband than taking care of us.
> not sure if I’m psychic, idk how to tell that
> only ever had one LTR that was partially long distance and the other relationship I had lasted like 2 months
> am fairly good with money, but I feel guilty spending and then sometimes go crazy with it when I need to buy things I’ve been waiting to buy
> how did you come to the idea that my menstrual cycle is fucked? just curious. my cycle isn’t that bad, it lasts like a week which is annoying but I don’t have fibroids or endo thankfully
> got in trouble with the law when I was in high school when I was lashing out against
> no inflammatory/auto immune issues aside from one condition that I inherited from my family
> I’m slightly pink toned but not really, more neutral
> can be aggressive and cruel if I get extremely angry/upset
> mother wasn’t that harsh but was a narcissist who was obsessed with changing my looks to be more like hers and also didn't provide emotional support
>>395876
Damn a lawyer? I fucked up, I work in finance. I actually liked studying economics and math so that’s why I gravitated to my current industry. In regards to my love life it would probably be better if I wasn’t such an anxious mess and could put myself out there. I am terrified of men and despite being a codependent, actual emotional intimacy. I carry deep shame about my past and who I am and I wish I was more normal.
Also sorry for the long post but I figured it would help to respond to everything you said because I assume you’re a practicing astrologer. Tysm for giving my chart a look.
Last question but if you had to say there was a placement that I should be utilizing more or any advice you could give based on my chart, what is it? I’ve been told that my birth chart gives dominatrix vibes with a lot of sex appeal for example but I don’t feel like I have the confidence to pull that off.

No. 395943

>>395925
thanks for the feedback, that was really helpful
>I’m assuming that observation is coming from Pluto in the 2nd house kek
Very good! Yes, and I would have ignored it if it wasn't for that fact that Pluto is ruling your chart
> not sure if I’m psychic, idk how to tell that
Precognitive dreams; flashes of psychic intuition
>how did you come to the idea that my menstrual cycle is fucked? just curious. my cycle isn’t that bad, it lasts like a week which is annoying but I don’t have fibroids or endo thankfully
Mars in the 7th means menstrual problems. I had assumed yours would be worse because your Mars is combust, although maybe that actually made it better in your case
>I am terrified of men
That is gonna make the dominatrix idea a tall order
>i have large light eyes, not really feline looking
You're a first decan Scorpio, why would you be feline looking?
>Damn a lawyer? I fucked up, I work in finance
I never take the career stuff too seriously
>I carry deep shame about my past
The chart does say that but I didn't put that in the reading as I didn't know what it meant and I'm trying to get away from the more interpretive stuff
>I’ve been told that my birth chart gives dominatrix vibes with a lot of sex appeal for example but I don’t feel like I have the confidence to pull that off
I'm assuming the domme stuff comes from the Saturn conjunct AC. Maybe the Venus in Aries but I don't really put much weight on signs other than for the ascendant, especially for whole sign, sidereal charts.
The only advice I can give is to have a whole life reading done so you can be conscious of your planetary cycles. The more you understand it, the better you can deal with the problems and take advantage of the opportunities

No. 395969

>>395860
Look at the full chart, I have studied it on my own. I'm just very jealous at people out there in a relationship.

No. 396093

>>395943
Thank you sm for your explanations! You know up until now I felt cursed because of my 6th house placements since I was told that the 6th house is the house of struggle and therefore my planets there would be in detriment. But you made me feel a lot better! I think the majority of struggle in my chart is probably that moon-Saturn opposition and that T-square with Neptune as the focal in my 4th house of family. I forgot to mention that me and my dad had a horrible relationship growing up and have been on good terms recently as you mentioned, but it is hard for me because he was physically abusive when I was younger.
Also, do you have any recommendation for finding a good astrologer? I’ve found some cool astrologers through social media (mainly YouTube) and their readings are like $200 minimum. One of my friends got her chart done on Etsy and she had an issue where the person was clearly copying and pasting sections they had written for specific placements/aspects rather than looking at it and saying how it all came together and what was actually important. Do you have any suggestion of how to verify the astrologer before purchase or any recommended people/platforms? Do I need to expect to have to try multiple astrologers?

No. 396137

>>396093
>One of my friends got her chart done on Etsy and she had an issue where the person was clearly copying and pasting sections they had written for specific placements/aspects rather than looking at it and saying how it all came together and what was actually important.
Yes I have had the same thing happen to me. If you post her chart here I'll do a reading for her
>I’ve found some cool astrologers through social media (mainly YouTube) and their readings are like $200 minimum
Yeah, $200 is the lowest you will get a full lifetime reading from. I have had two professional readings done, both set me back $300. One was from the guy featured in the video. The other was by Dr. Dennis Harness: https://dennisharness.com/
Both readings were phenomenally accurate. The second reading, the one with Harness, was the one that inspired me to start studying astrology myself and actually make positive changes in my life based on my readings.
>Thank you sm for your explanations! You know up until now I felt cursed because of my 6th house placements since I was told that the 6th house is the house of struggle and therefore my planets there would be in detriment. But you made me feel a lot better!
Yeah. My 6th house is a mess too but 6th is actually a good place for Saturn because it is so weak there. Saturn in the 7th is the one you really got to look out for. OTOH, Caitlin Clark has Saturn in her first and she's done alright for herself, so really everything needs to be interpreted within the context of the chart

No. 396380

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sorry for posting the 10 millionth chart in the thread, hopefully mine's weird enough that the novelty makes up for it
I've been going through some shit for a few years now and I have a few questions I'd really appreciate any anon trying her hand at
>I feel very stuck/lost in terms of career right now. Is there any guidance that could help me untangle it?
>Will I be transient forever? For a chart with so much Taurus, I've always been moving around (11 times in my life so far). Will I ever set down roots, physically or emotionally?
>What's up with my family? Is it fixable? Can I fix it or at least navigate it well? I read up a little on yods and what they mean, but I'm not sure how mine interacts with the rest of my chart.

No. 396386

>>396380
Can I get a whole sign version with the aspect table?
https://horoscopes.astro-seek.com/birth-chart-horoscope-online

No. 396387

>>396137
Oh you would do that? I’ll try letting her know and see if I can get her chart. How have the changes he recommended helped? I’m curious bc a lot of people say that your chart is like your blueprint and that some of the stuff won’t be applicable due to deviation.
Also, sorry to ask yet another question but my Saturn is in 6th in my whole sign Western chart however it’s in the 7th house in my Vedic chart. Is that concerning? I am always so lost on how to reconcile the differences between Western and Vedic astrology.

No. 396391

>>396387
>Also, sorry to ask yet another question but my Saturn is in 6th in my whole sign Western chart however it’s in the 7th house in my Vedic chart
You don't want Saturn in the 7th, generally speaking
>Is that concerning?
Not in my book because I only go by the tropical zodiac. But even if the sidereal is right, you would need to take into account how strong the Saturn is, what it's aspects are and the rest of the chart as well
>How have the changes he recommended helped?
Basically it was after my session with him I realized that my problems stemmed from my shit moon (not only is my moon combust but I was actually born on a full solar eclipse). I finally understood that I would never be "cured" of my depression so instead I would just need to manage the symptoms. That is what inspired me to start eating healthy, exercising and practicing good sleep hygiene (previously I wouldn't go to bed until 8 in the morning, would regularly eat over 3000 calories a day worth of junk food and do no exercise). The changes really have helped ease the depressive symptoms. More than I expected, even

No. 396468

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>>396386
yes, thanks anon! I screenshot everything else too just in case.

No. 396473

>>396468
Thank you. Whole sign would be better but I'll see what I can do with this.
Your Jupiter, Venus, Mercury and Saturn are combust. If you've been having problems in your life, that is why. I haven't seen so many combust planets in a chart since… mine.

-rounded face with a heavier bottom half; curved eyebrows and hairline; large almond eyes; large jaw; full lips
-serious physical/mental health problems when young
-distant from your family
-strained relationship with your younger siblings; or you just don't have them
-not a boss type; hate telling others what to do and you aren't very good at it;
-chronic health problems
-major relationship struggles
-dad is dead or at least not doing well
-many clashes with authority figures; hate cops
-bad relationship with elder siblings, or you just don't have them
-poor romantic relationships
-have felt lost and isolated for most of your life
-really like to share your feelings with others; overly dependent on others for emotional support
-hardworking, persistent and materialistic
-risk adverse; place premium on career stability

btw, I didn't read any of your greentext until after I had done your reading, although I don't expect anyone to believe that. In the future, I would advise that when you are getting a reading you reveal as little info as possible before the initial reading is done, you can ask questions after
I'm not really much of an advice person but I'm gonna see if I can calculate the strength of your planets and then maybe I'll have more for you

No. 396479

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Hello, can I get a reading?

No. 396488

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>>396473
omg, sorry anon, I somehow skipped over the whole signs part. I got them now in picrel if you'd rather use those instead! It's cool if not, I really appreciate the time you're taking to give me a reading either way.
These are all accurate. the appearances things, the relationships things (oof). I'm emotionally distant with most of my family and have kept anything I share on a need-to-know basis because my parents (esp dad) wouldn't stop attacking me over random bullshit.
>not a boss type; hate telling others what to do and you aren't very good at it;
Yeah… idk how to improve on this really. Currently I bring things up once in a blue moon and use 'I' statements the entire time so hopefully everyone feels like we're all looking for a solution that works for all of 'us'. I still get major adrenaline over it to the point of getting shaky sometimes. But the conversations ended well half of the time.
>chronic health problems
I guess lifelong ezcema and allergies count, as well as the mental stuff previously mentioned? Pretty sure I wouldn't survive long-term in Florida, and even short-term causes month-long flare-ups.
>dad is dead or at least not doing well
Dad hasnt been doing well for over a decade pretty much, most of which he now blames on me as I seem to be the sunk cost he seems to have always feared. Also it's weird how fixated on death he and I are. His mom died when he was in high school and since then he was always worried over his father who lasted until shortly after I was born. I had recurring nightmares that my parents died, starting from elementary to high school, and they stopped happening around the same age as my dad was when his mom died. Also he gave me the most unsubtle but also most neutered death threats last time he visited me. Also he went through a phase where he'd give me predictions on how I'd die after he takes 1 chore I didn't do and extrapilates it to all my moral failings and flaws. My fixations on death for the most part was mental health-related that I try to be spiritual and mindful (DIY-CBT, etc) about now.
>bad relationship with elder siblings
>major relationship struggles
>poor romantic relationships
>really like to share your feelings with others; overly dependent on others for emotional support
yo… am I going to be forever alone? Tbh I try to fill the void of not feeling connected enough by always keeping 2-3 different social groups on hand, so if some are less active I have the other ones to mingle in. As I get older though, I want to invest more into fewer people as steady cornerstones (I know) of my life.
>hardworking, persistent and materialistic
I haven't emotionally felt like I've been very hardworking since like… so long ago. I'm always tired or stressed out. But I did graduate college so on some level this could apply, I guess. As for materialism, god I want a stable job so I can get a high-yield savings account, government bonds, and stock portfolio so bad. I want to be so stable and comfortable and so BORING. I wish the biggest problem in my life was figuring out which credit cards and banks offer the best rewards for my tax bracket and spending demographic.
>risk adverse; place premium on career stability
Goddd I wish I could get some wageslave salaried job and free up my post-work hours to relax and do my hobbies guilt-free. Wouldn't even care if it's counting grains of rice for hours on end, whatever gets me a work visa.

No. 396490

>>396488
>I guess lifelong ezcema and allergies count
Yeah that's it
>Yeah… idk how to improve on this really
I'm the same way but in my case I don't care. I'm not even sure I want to change it
>yo… am I going to be forever alone?
Combust lord of the 7th just means that you have major romantic struggles at first. People with this almost always find good relationships in the long run after at least one failed marriage/ltr
>As for materialism, god I want a stable job so I can get a high-yield savings account, government bonds, and stock portfolio so bad. I want to be so stable and comfortable and so BORING
This is like the most Taurus rising statement ever. Technically you are a Sagittarius rising but your Jupiter is combust in the 2nd decan of Taurus so you are functionally a Taurus rising.

I'm gonna see if I can calculate the strength of the planets and do more

No. 396493

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My best friend said my chart sucked and I don't know why

No. 396494

>>396391
Thank you again!! I’m glad you have been able to make some positive changes with astrology. I will look into a reading with the astrologers you’ve provided. I’m also trying to learn astrology myself though anyways kek.

No. 396495

>>396479
-oval face with low set features that make the forehead appear larger than it really is; curved asymmetrical hairline; straight eyebrows and eyes are close together; eyes are small and hooded and not tilted either up or down; pointy chin
-high interest in foreign languages or culture; probably know at least one foreign language
-dad is either sick or dead
-not giving or generous
-there is some serious weirdness going on with you and a foreign country, maybe some kind of property dispute involving your father?
-lot's of family crises
-have spiritual/psychic powers (you knew I was gonna say that, didn't you?)

No. 396499

>>396493
>My best friend said my chart sucked and I don't know why
Your moon is weak as fuck, your sun is combusting your Mercury and your Mars is all but raping your Venus. Your chart has some negative features too (kek).
Your sun conjuncts your ascendant and that is about as good as it gets, even if you do have some challenging aspects

-graceful, oblong face; curved hairline; thin, curved eyebrows; hooded, almond, downturned eyes; low cheekbones; rectangular chin
-major relationship troubles
-problems with authority
-depression and low self esteem on the inside; queenly, commanding and arrogant on the outside
-bad eyes and teeth
-make friends with some very bad people
-junk food addict; indigestion/acid reflux
-never forget a slight, very vengeful
-greedy and materialistic
-ambitious and you are willing to do absolutely anything to get what you want, even if it is immoral or illegal

No. 396502

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May I get a reading? I'm so curious about what LC nonnies have to say.

No. 396503

>>395166
Thanks, nonna. Sorry for the delay, I've only saw your reading now.
The points about tribalistic views, never wasting money on what I perceive to be useless and not wanting to be in spotlight are very spot on.
Others have confirmed the intense/dominating presence and the penetrating gaze.
Probably will delay my education. I'm way more in the "reading fanfiction" rather than the casual hookup angle to fill my lack of a relationship though.

No. 396504

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Can someone figure out what should I do with my life from this?

No. 396554

>>396502
-cat like, oblong face; short narrow forehead with a curved hairline; thin top lip, full bottom lip; thin eyebrows; large almond eyes; slim, button nose; low but prominent cheeks
-highly emotional and impulsive
-born with a feeling of greatness, that you are better than everyone else and belong at the top
-very competitive
-short tempered and aggressive, even (especially?) with those closest to you; this is because you are hypersensitive and easily hurt
-mama's girl
-good health

No. 396572

>>396490
>Technically you are a Sagittarius rising but your Jupiter is combust in the 2nd decan of Taurus so you are functionally a Taurus rising.
Oh that's really interesting! I didn't know "troubled" placements could get canceled out that hard. Do you have any resources you recommend for learning astrology? Right now I just cobble together knowledge here and there from online articles, online birth chart generators, and have started to keep an astrology journal using prompts from a gendie astrologer I follow.
>I'm gonna see if I can calculate the strength of the planets and do more
That'd be lovely if you could!! Thank you for your analysis and answers so far anon. ♥

No. 396582

>>396504
-elegant, oval shaped face; bright, almond shaped eyes; eyes are far apart (think Anya Taylor-Joy); round cheekbones that are neither high nor low; medium nose; smooth, oval chin; hourglass figure with childbearing hips
-aggressive; really make an impression when meeting new people
-sexy in a sporty way (think Aubrey Plaza)
-egomaniac
-anger management problems
-lot's of enemies
-really high sex drive
-excellent athlete
-sickly as a child
-father was very successful and you are a devoted daughter
-lonely and alienated
-a boss; natural leader; dominant
-prototypical "bad girl"; wild, interested in taboo subjects; easily fall under the sway of bad people; extremely prone to addiction; it's very important that you make sure to surround yourself with positive influences as you are a sort of psychic sponge who absorbs the energies of others and of your environment
-even though it is cliche, you really do have an exceptionally strong "feminine energy". The real kind, not the tiktok kind and men are highly intrigued by you

>Can someone figure out what should I do with my life from this?

any job that allows you to tyrannize others

No. 396584

>>396572
>Do you have any resources you recommend for learning astrology?
Everyone has their own learning style. The way I learned was to just jump straight into reading charts. You can start by just focusing on the AC, MC and Sun/Moon combo to build your confidence. Doing just that is enough to get readings that are accurate for appearance and personality. That gets boring really quickly, however. You'll be able to learn the other stuff slowly over time. I've only been reading charts for 2 months and even I can get some really stunning hits.

No. 396586

I hate Leos that is all

No. 396705

>>396468
okay, let's take a closer look at your planets:
Sun: decent in and of itself
Moon: on the weaker side
Mercury: fucked (combust)
Venus: slighty fucked (just barely combust)
Mars: fine
Jupiter: turbo fucked (REALLY combust)
Saturn: fucked (combust)

so we'd expect potential problems with the 5th, 9th and 11th houses due to your fucked Jupiter. Also problems in the 2nd and 10th due to your fucked Jupiter/Mercury/Saturn and problems in your 4th and 7th due to your Venus. And reduced problems with the 6th, 8th and 12th houses do to your fucked Saturn because we want those houses to be weak. The 7th house should be good for you because of your strong Venus.

direct impacts of combust Jupiter: atheism, dismissive of the guidance of parents and teachers
direct impacts of combust Saturn: hate father, laziness, procrastination and irregular working style. Money problems, poor reputation and just bad luck in general
direct impacts of combust Mercury: work poorly with others and really bad at analyzing data
direct impacts of combust Venus: legal issues; relationship problems; mommy didn't love you; betrayal by your community and other women

Now your Venus is in good dignity so everything associated with Venus should improve with time. Your Jupiter is also in good dignity so everything associated with Jupiter will improve as time goes on as well. You're Mercury, Sun and Saturn may or may not improve as time goes on. So if you're still following: everything relating to your 4th, 5th and 11th houses will get better as life goes on. Nothing is really going on in your 11th but Venus is in your 4th and your 5th has your Mercury, Sun, Jupiter and Saturn.

All in all, it's really not a bad chart. It outright predicts reconciliation with your mother and a great spouse who will be like a rock for you; although I don't take astrological predictions too seriously, particularly ones made by me.

btw, have you done some seriously immoral/illegal stuff? Because that is a recurring theme in your chart

No. 396712

>>396582
Thank you nonna!

It's crazy how in terms of looks basically everything matches (other than far apart eyes)

>aggressive; really make an impression when meeting new people

Not that much in real life, but before meeting me from online interactions people think I'm mean
>sexy in a sporty way (think Aubrey Plaza)
I just wonder how does this coexist with >strong "feminine energy"
>egomaniac
It can show in excessive niceness and people pleasing right?
>anger management problems
Whenever I get angry it's likely I'll start to cry because if I let my anger loose I can say irreversible things
>lot's of enemies
Does the chart say that I'm too naive to actually notice that they exist? I really don't know if I have enemies
>lonely and alienated
This was very true when I was younger, now I do have many friend groups, but I know we are all ships sailing in our life and one day we may part ways
>a boss; natural leader; dominant
Eeeeh, I don't really see that in myself I feel like I'm more of a people pleaser, which may be connected to the egomaniac thing….
>sort of psychic sponge
This is why I'm staying at a low paying job, just because coworkers are nice and overall work vibe is not stressful.
>any job that allows you to tyrannize others
Am I really going to find myself in that sort of job? My whole life I felt like I was doing everything to avoid conflicts, avoid hurting people, inability to defend myself or my needs (always felt like they ether didn't matter or I don't know what I want anyway) no skills of telling people what to do.
Maybe it's people pleasing-egomaniac side making me fear that people will hate and judge me if I come off mean and bossy.

No. 396723

>>396712
this illustrates the danger of just looking at the planetary aspects instead of interpreting them within the context of your Sun/Moon combo. I didn't bother to do that for yours because A) it's boring and tedious and B) it doesn't directly result is specific predictions, which is what I'm most interested in.

But if you don't look at the Sun/Moon duo, you can't properly interpret the aspects. Lesson learned.

You are a Leo Sun and Libra Moon, but your Libra Moon dominates for the following reasons: 1. That Mars on your Ascendant is weak 2. Venus is mellowing out your sun somewhat 3. Your Libra moon is in your first house 4. At your core you are a Libra rising

-warm, energetic, joyful and optimistic
-get along with everyone, highly social; crave attention and admiration from others
-very romantic and need for your partner to do a bunch of gay romantic bullshit like candlelight dinners for you; expect your relationships/marriage to be like a romance novel
-vain; materialistic; care too much about what others think of you
-diplomatic, want everyone to get along; good at settling disputes between others
-there is a battle going on inside you between your brash nature and your diplomatic nature with your diplomatic nature winning out for the reasons given above
-whatever you look or act like on the outside, at heart you are a peace loving artist. No Mars on the ascendant or Leo sun can change that
-indecisive
-you have been dreaming of your fairy tale wedding since you were a small child
-high energy but a calm exterior
-very good dresser
-you are meant to do something involving mediation of disputes. It's true that you have Mars on the AC which would indicate that you are meant to dominate and tyrannize others (and your father probably was/is such a person) but that simply isn't you. Especially given how weak that Mars is.

No. 396724

>>396554
Ty nona! Pretty much everything you wrote is accurate except for long face

No. 396730

>>396504
You're 29 years old. What kind of question is that.

No. 396732

>>396729
>Does my chart say issues with the law/legal stuff, or issues with morals, or both?
Your chart repeatedly indicates both. Particularly in regards to making money. It could be the visa stuff
>being a lesbian
from your chart I would have guessed bi
>I'm curious - is there anything in the chart that talks about good career matches for me?
I'll take a look when I get to work (I don't actually work at my job, I just dick around on the internet)

No. 396733

>>396705
fuuuuuuuuuck, everything you said about direct impacts is true. I started being an atheist around 10 and stopped really giving a shit about guidance long before college, and so on. I know you said to not take this too seriously but it at least gives me more food for thought on what I really need to keep an eye on.
>atheism, dismissive of the guidance of parents and teachers
Started being an atheist around age 10 while raised christian, stopped giving a shit about parental/teacher guidance around middle school
>hate father, laziness, procrastination and irregular working style
yeah… Nothing to add onto this because this is on the nose. I'm working on my work ethic though
>Money problems, poor reputation and just bad luck in general
Is there anything astrology-related about improving this? I'm guessing this is due to the 2nd and 10th getting fucked by my Jupiter/Mercury/Saturn. Either way, I've been meaning to start networking seriously and leaving less things up for chance.
>work poorly with others and really bad at analyzing data
fml im trying to get jobs related to data analysis rn. Every so often I keep wishing I went into journalism instead (or… accounting? which is just data analysis again). I'm curious - is there anything in the chart that talks about good career matches for me?
>legal issues, relationship problems, mommy didn't love you, betrayal by your community and other women
I guess these all match up more or less with: resident alien/noncitizen/visa issues, mom is (or at least used to be) a hardcore boymom, bad at discerning good from bad friends until it's too late + being a lesbian in the current tq+ zeitgeist.

I can't believe this is still not too bad of a chart. I guess I can always feel better by checking out the Caitlin Clarke lady you mentioned upthread and see how much worse her saturn in 1st made things.

Does my chart say issues with the law/legal stuff, or issues with morals, or both? Does it specify whether I'm the cause, or just involved in some way? Are there other motifs around the recurring theme? I can think of a few things that might match, but it's kind of vague to give an answer to right now.

No. 396739

>>396732
oops, my bad for deleting, I had a few typos I wanted to fix
>Your chart repeatedly indicates both. Particularly in regards to making money.
I'm being pretty underpaid right now at my job that I need, and will probably be underpaid and underemployed at a different visa mill job, if I get it. That could be it. As for morals… I went almost no-contact with my parents for 2yrs after they coerced me into a bunch of unnecessary cosmetic procedures and surgeries. I think the stress of that shortened their lifespans and made their marriage worse. I also picked up a few bad habits during that like freeloading off of others, serial cheating (on assignments, not people), and stuff.
>from your chart I would have guessed bi
does astrology get that specific?? I've never been attracted to a man or had a husbando before, so I feel reasonably comfortable calling myself a lesbian.
>I'll take a look when I get to work (I don't actually work at my job, I just dick around on the internet)
Much appreciated nona, thank you for indulging my questions as always. Have a good day at work!

No. 396751

I’m not the anon doing all of the readings (bless her heart kek) but does anyone want a general reading? I’m trying to practice.

No. 396766

>>396739
>Have a good day at work!
don't count on it, but thanks
>does astrology get that specific??
Yes. Although there a multiple indicators. The only indicator I noticed on your indicated same sex attraction but didn't say anything about not being attracted to men, so I figured probably bi
>Is there anything astrology-related about improving this?
1. the better you understand your karma, the less power it has over you 2. practicing virtue, not just honesty and kindness to others but sexual morality as well (no porn and no DiY, no sex outside of an LTR) 3. Clean, healthy living with a good sleep schedule 4. Faith in God and prayer; God created and karma and only God can overcome it (Abraham's karma was to never have any kids at all and he ended up having like a million) 5. Regularly bathe in the blood of virgins (just kidding, definitely don't do that)
>I can't believe this is still not too bad of a chart
It's a good chart because it has a strong Venus, a strongish moon (I know I said it was somewhat weak but it is actually solid) and your karakas are such that most of your bad aspects are set to improve with time.
>Caitlin Clarke lady you mentioned upthread and see how much worse her combust sun made things.
Sun can't combust. I think you are thinking of her having Saturn retrograde in her first house. Although that is just in her whole sign, sidereal chart, currently I go by tropical placidus. And even in her case her Saturn did make her into an annoying, lanky bugwoman
>I'm curious - is there anything in the chart that talks about good career matches for me?
MC is Libra but you have that combust Venus in Taurus so you functionally have an MC in Taurus. It says that you are supposed to work in nature (like gardening or flower arranging), art or design. But like I said I never take that shit seriously

No. 396817

>>396766
I feel a bit relieved, I do half the improvement methods already. I'm turned off entirely on religion rn, but I do have some spirituality and mindfulness stuff inspired by Buddhism, so I think that would work.
I know I said it a billion times but thanks again for being so thorough, you answered all the questions I had. I hope your weekend (or the next week) goes well!

No. 396911

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>>396751
yes please

No. 396958

>>396911
NTA but hopefully she will respond too and we can compare our readings

-that is a REALLY strong Mars
-strong sun, really strong moon, weakish Jupiter, strong Saturn, weakish Mercury, strong Venus; this is the strongest chart I've ever seen
-fiery, and a lot of people can't take the heat
-sharp and aquiline facial features, aristocratic; short, square face; small, curved forehead; angular eyebrows; thin, almond eyes
-CEO type
-frequently let down by those closest to you
-kind soul and hypergenerous
-psychic sponge; absorb the energies of the people and environment's that surround you
-can be really funny and very good at doing impressions of people but only close family and friends see this side of you
-highly interested in theatre
-artistic; your inner drama is your muse
-bold and courageous; highly confident; intense presence
-structured, disciplined and methodical; have big dreams but you approach them in a practical way
-very attached to your siblings and very nosy about their lives
-travel a lot
-wide variety of interests: politics, finance, fashion, etc.
-great communicator with a knack for marketing and sales
-helpful guidance and support from mentors
-make money from a lot of different sources
-everyone loves you and kisses your ass
-will establish a successful business that caters to women
-will inherit a shit load of money, maybe you already have

it's insane how good this chart is. You must have been some kinda saint in a previous life

No. 396970

>>396958
thank you nonna

No. 396971

>>396970
how accurate was it?

No. 396981

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Maybe astrology can explain it.

No. 397006

>>396981
-sharp, aquiline features; short square face; slim eyes; small nose; thin lips; low, prominent cheekbones
-perfectionist, fussy; difficult to work with
-highly confident but filled with anxiety about all the things that could go wrong
-argumentative
-bad health problems when young involving hospitalization
-distant from family
-bad relationship with siblings
-not an effective boss/leader, your subordinates hate you because you are a short tempered bully with no respect for others
-bad relationships with authority figures
-financially prudent; good at saving; do extensive research before making large purchases
-mommy didn't love you; betrayal by your family/community and by other women
-nothing comes easy to you
-very tough life when young; gradual improvement after turning 22
-strong urge to serve your homeland/community
-hate your father
-health problems effecting heart/stomach/eyes
-dad wasn't around much as a kid so you were mainly raised by your tyrannical mother
-move to a lot of different locations; lot's of shitty, long distance relationships
-will ultimately live in a foreign country where you will finally achieve success; not sure if this has already happened
-mother was/is religious fanatic
-highly educated; receive quality guidance and support from mentors

tl;dr: rough at first but eventually you find success, including eventual reconciliation with your family

No. 397026

>>396981
I'm a beginner but I made an attempt at a reading. Lmk if it's accurate.

Basic personality: Serious, hard-working, ambitious, reliable. Can be a mentor or leader. Might prefer to keep your life private and out of the limelight. Mature and might prefer the company of older people. Logical, methodical, skeptical; might prefer routine; prone to pessimism, or in more extreme cases depression; may be mean or critical and "take it out" on others when you're in a bad mood. You have an appreciation for beauty. Charismatic; you have a natural talent for communication, both verbally and in writing, as well as diplomatic and business skills. Tendency to force your beliefs on other people.

Family: childhood full of limitations/restrictions, strained relationships with the parents, may feel estranged or distant from them.

Relationships: Intense feelings and relationships; you express affection in a dramatic way . You might be attracted to people who are educated and well-traveled, possibly from a different culture.

Career: fields that involve communication and diplomacy (law, public relations, education, business); fields that allow you to express your creativity and appreciation for beauty (art, fashion). You may find yourself torn between cooperation and your more competitive and assertive side.

No. 397068

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Any insights on this guy I'm dating, nonas? Sorry that there's not a birth time but I'm willing to bet that he's a Capricorn ascendant.

No. 397396

>>397026
This was very accurate actually aside from the communication skills part, I’m really bad at that, prefer to work alone like a troll in a dungeon, thank you for the reading.

No. 397397

>>397006
this is pretty accurate except my features are more blunt and round
Tru
More of a defeatist
Tru
No
5050
no siblings
I don’t really care enough to bully others, I only step up to lead if nobody else can
Tru
I’m kind of a shopaholic really
I think my mommy loves me too much actually, but I can’t get along with other women
no
no
no
Tru
No my dad was very involved with me and still is, I only hate that he probably set too high a standard for me
Tru
Tru
I hope I get to move, I’m very bored here
Thank you for the reading

No. 397480

>>396723
Oooh this does sound more like me
>high energy but a calm exterior
This is especially true
Thank you very much nonna!

No. 397493

>>397068
he's old af

No. 397532

>>397397
your Venus, Saturn and Mercury are all combust and I was going off that, but I didn't take into account that all of those planets are in the 4th house which neutralizes the combustion. That was my mistake and I apologize. I also mistakenly thought that you had a weak sun. Here are some amendments:
-mother is descended from royalty/nobility
-it still shows that your mother acted as the father figure in your childhood so I don't know what's going on there
-parents were very strict; even if your mom loved you there should have been major clashes between the two of you

No. 397544

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Nonitas, please?

No. 397578

>>397544
-1st decan Leo rising: soft, feline face; small and broad forehead; widow's peak; large almond eyes that are wide set; thin eyebrows; thin, button nose; low cheekbones; round chin; upper lip is thin but bottom lip is full; thick hair
-cat like movements and demeanor
-gentle soul but come off as a selfish bitch
-serious anger management issues
-really high sex drive
-will definitely have children; may already have some
-good athlete
-big eater
-great parents
-argumentative and rude and this directly leads to serious relationship problems
-believe in lot's of weird occult shit but keep that on the dl, not wanting to be thought of as a retarded weirdo
-daddy's girl
-start earning money after age 28; career starts to take off after age 30; fully begin coming into your own around age 32
-at some point in your life you were either on the wrong side of the law or got your ass beat
-interested in other cultures and will ultimately settle down in a foreign country (or at least really far away from home); your spouse will be from a foreign country and for a time you will be in a long distance relationship
-into weird stuff like chanting
-exotically decorate your home; like to light incense; lot's of flowers
-workaholic
-several failed relationships before you finally find your foreign prince
-achieve slow and steady success
-very close with elder siblings who are always there for you when you are in need

are you having problems? Because this is a really strong chart

No. 397702

>>397532
Omg yes she is there were some German nobles in her ancestry
But no to the others, she’s very much the “maternal” one and traditional, and my parents also just let me be sort of free range, I think they didn’t give me any restrictions cause both their childhoods sucked
Thank you though I appreciate it

No. 397715

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Any thoughts, nonas?

No. 397761

>>397715
I now hate sidereal and whole sign but I can still read it.
Your ascendant is on the cusp. That's really weird and I'm not sure what it means
-1st decan Aquarius rising: curvaceous sex goddess with great bone structure and an overall unique and interesting appearance
-bold, brash, daring
-bawdy sense of humor
-like heavy makeup and ultra feminine clothing, although your personality is more foul mouthed femme fatale than girly girl
-carefree on the outside, ambitious and determine on the inside
-lot's of sadness on the inside and put on a happy front to cope
-adventurous when young with a tendency to become increasingly goal oriented with age
-spend a lot of time thinking about yourself, Barrack Obama type
-not particularly concerned about the problems of others, mainly wrapped up in yourself
-witty in a dark way
-good arguer
-organized thought patterns
-deeply insecure in romantic relationships
-psychic sponge and absorbing the energies that surrounds you frequently becomes exhausting, at which point you need to completely isolate from the world for a period of time too recharge
-skin rashes/allergies/infections
-misdiagnosed illnesses
-use drugs and alcohol to cope with the pain; highly susceptible to addiction, PLEASE avoid all recreational drugs and alcohol
-have psychic powers although you wish you didn't; will get better at handling them with age
-talented entertainer
-good at deceiving people when you are inclined to do so
-eccentric; like, really eccentric
-really pride yourself on uniqueness and want everyone else to know how unique you are, even though nobody actually cares
-always changing your appearance (makeup, hairstyles, fashion, etc.)
-have a prominent mole and/or dimples and/or freckles
-depression; chaotic life
-shit childhood; parents were emotionally abusive and didn't show you much love; this abuse has made you hypersensitive to any perceived criticism (lot's of "What did you mean by that?")
-move around a lot
-educational delays
-goldfish tier attention span
-bad communicator when young but this improves with age; although always better at writing than speaking; most comfortable interacting with people online
-distant or even estranged from your mother but you still have an emotional connection with her
-children love you and you will be a great mother
-the chart keeps saying that you are going to be famous
-particularly despise your mom's side of the family
-rule breaker and quite possibly a law breaker
-don't care much for your father and he wasn't around much anyway
-blood related health problems
-you will travel abroad and ultimately make your money in a foreign country
-terrible at planning/scheduling things
-job hopper, maybe even a career hopper
-don't like working in groups
-eldest child
-make friends with some very bad people who betray you
-intensely sexual
-men throw themselves at you
-due to your addictive nature, it is extremely important that you surround yourself with good people and develop good habits while avoiding the opposite
-lost your virginity very young
-minor bone operations when young
-have a venereal disease
-the chart predicts that ultimately you are going to be wealthy

No. 397766

>>397761
Oh my, thanks so much nona. I won't respond to each one so as not to clog the thread but I'd say it's mostly accurate (can't say how accurate the wealth and fame part is yet, for obvious reasons…). I do know that I'm prone to hedonism so I think I'm definitely making the right choice by avoiding drugs and alcohol… Also I'm still a virgin and quite sexually-repressed so it's interesting that it says otherwise.
I think my mom could be considered emotionally abusive, but the kind that is more manipulative and smothering rather than distant.
Everything about self-involvement, wanting to prove my uniqueness, being hypersensitive/psychic, and needing to travel was spot-on. Also the constant betrayals in friendships… Thank you nona, this is very enlightening.

No. 397772

>>397766
no prob. If you could just tell me which points were wrong that would be super helpful

No. 397783

>>397772
I wouldn't really consider myself foul-mouthed or bawdy per se, and I've never moved before. I think I was probably advanced rather than delayed when it came to my educational development, and I haven't had any major bone operations either.



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